Russian Discovers Sick Loli Shugo Chara Rape Doujins, Throws A Hissy Fit

January 25, 2008

By A. Hamsterling, With additional reporting by B. Poring

Local animé blogger Hinano was terribly distraught when she saw her favorite show, Shugo Chara, having sick loli rape doujins. She threw a massive Russian hissy fit which left her mostly in tears and rage.

“Holy shit that was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever fucking read.” was what our intrepid reporter got when he pressed Hinano for an interview. Still in a state of shock, she continued on. “I was hoping at first they’d have Ikuto come save her or something but no, it was a bunch of sick fuck bullshit the whole time, with the last panel her saying “I want to die”. Who wouldn’t?

“Stop making Shugo Chara hentai doujin. She’s fucking 11 years old. Stop making doujins about her peeing, and most of all stop making doujins about her getting raped by her dad who is “possessed by an evil egg” bullshit. God the sick fuck who made this needs to go shoot himself in the head or jump off a building.” Our reporter found this hawt disturbing, and we had to pull him outta there before we had to pay for his funeral.

Her significant other was not available for comment.
She was last seen marching towards Japan with an AK47, a nuke and for no good reason, mint humbugs.

(Yes Hinano I am an asshole and my sense of humor is horrible. You may put down the pitchforks and torches now I apologize for being a meanie ;-;)

Entry Filed under: Anime, Funny, Snorting lolis, WTF. .

30 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Hinano  |  January 25, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    LOL I’m amused :P

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  • 2. nu  |  January 25, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Link to that doujin NAO

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  • 3. Zeroblade  |  January 25, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Mmm… Mint Humbugs…

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  • 4. drmchsr0  |  January 25, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    NO U

    Reply
  • 5. nu  |  January 25, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    moar like post it

    Reply
  • 6. Totali  |  January 29, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    This is horrible news…..!!

    Reply
  • 7. Megan  |  February 10, 2008 at 7:35 am

    I agree with her. Completely. Stupid pedophiles ruining a good fandom. For God’s sake leave the characters under 18 alone X.x It’s just sick.

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  • 8. Haruhi  |  April 14, 2008 at 5:04 am

    -.-

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  • 9. Lolita  |  April 22, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Like, OMG GUYZ. This is, like, so disturbing. I almost died instantly after seeing my favorite Amu getting gang-banged by her father. I mean, like, what the crap :( . What is wrong with Japan these days. I wish we could all go back to the days of Sailor Moon hentai and forget that any of this happened.

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  • 10. nu  |  April 28, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    Guys, I’m not going to the beach anymore… The number of half-naked children disturbs me. In fact I’m actually going to avoid minors altogether from now on… They’re NAKED under those clothes. I can’t stand the idea of naked flesh actually, even when it’s covered. Well, if they’re under 18 that is; if they’re over 18 I’ll greedily mount them, cock swaying like a shit-filled sock, man or woman, willing or openly against. But when I think of a child running around with so much as an inch of flesh showing I want to chew my fat arms off and beat myself to sleep with the gory stumps.

    - Megan

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  • 11. rhtf  |  July 7, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    post the link

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  • 12. Person  |  July 8, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    GIMME DE LINK!! I as an underaged person enjoy loli, tentacle doujins, yuri. hmmm…Someone should make a loli yuri furry with tentacles doujin :D

    ps seriously I am waiting for that to cum out

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  • 13. I Be Person 2  |  September 7, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Hey i have an idea, how about instead of complaining about all the shit your finding, how about you just stop reading it! so the pedophiles can have there fun and you dont have to worry about it… not like im a pedophile or anything *cough cough*

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  • 14. Hiroshi  |  September 24, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    It isn’t a problem of not reading it. That’s just pretending it isn’t there. You can never ever read it, but once you know it exists, it’s like some sort of parasite in the back of your head. You can’t do anything about it, but simply knowing it is there fills you with dread and horror.

    I’ll admit that I’ve got a problem with finding underage girls attractive, and it is very agrivating to see shit like this on the internet. I wouldn’t be surprised if half the pedophiles out there on the internet was CAUSED by simply wandering into the wrong place at the wrong time. I can totally side with the girl for getting pissed. I’d love to see all the hentai and rape and loli stuff just disappear forever. We don’t need it.

    If people are that desperate, I guess it says something about their mental states.

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  • 15. Anonymous  |  October 4, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Ha ha ha, stupid fucking American moralfag women.

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  • 16. card-chan  |  October 20, 2008 at 2:28 am

    Byousatsu tanuikidan – This is quite graphic for my tastes, this is it…Older girls are my type, accidental found it last night trying to find some episodes but accidentally click on the wrong thing – sorry Russian girl

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  • 17. GETALIFEE  |  November 25, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    if that russian girl is here reading this heres a tip for ya if u knwo its hentai then dont read it u may not liek it but other ppl mite so just ignore and not go crazyy and dont make a hissy and act like a 4 year old, so just move on, and try to forget about what u saw, yea is must of terrified of u but hey at lease peach-pit didnt draw the doujinshi, note:peach-pit made shugo chara so just forget about it

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  • 18. shugo chara fan  |  February 3, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Where can I find this doujinshi, onegaiii? ^w^

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  • 19. F U C K  |  February 9, 2009 at 8:01 am

    Where is the fucking doujin?
    I’m so horny right now and I want loli to fuck

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  • 20. lololol  |  February 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    wooot Amu scored!! I hope they’ll do a gang rape with Dozens of Egg with Cocks + AMU, that will be so fucking awesome.

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  • 21. rawr  |  February 21, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    luved it. hilarious.

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  • 22. Saito  |  February 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    LOL what an idiot russian. I think that’s a first time she saw a doujin so that’s why she react like a fucking kid. LOL poor that bitch

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  • 23. XD  |  March 4, 2009 at 11:25 am

    LOL SEND

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  • 24. Steve  |  March 6, 2009 at 8:49 am

    It´s only a fangirl, Shugo Chara´s target is 6-14y girls and 18-30+ males. Im 22 and i fucking love Amu, for me she is the most attractive girl ever made. And yes, i want to have sex in the missionary position with her.

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  • 25. Lolololololololol  |  March 19, 2009 at 10:10 am

    Oh dear God no, not a pee doujinshi with shugochara character. It’s Japan lady every sick thick thing you can comes from there and you can’t stop it no one can. I would post more but I am not in the mood to troll right now

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  • 26. Emi  |  June 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    agreed… that is sooo fucking sick…… i read sum doujins but they rn’t that sick … can u tell me the titles so i won’t read them on accident???

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  • 27. mimicat  |  June 22, 2009 at 10:05 am

    for one ur just as sick for even reading it for to i agree it is descusting … for 3 wtf is my friend sending me to this shit for ………… ok im done with my opinon

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  • 28. ponxpon  |  June 24, 2009 at 6:58 am

    lol i bet she hadnt seen one before heck the anime style of the artist who do shugo chara came from making dojinshi they made many porn manga before they started to do dears and there is hentai manga of every anime most anime artist started out making these things or have made atleast one comiket in japan is basicaly a huge h manga. if u havent already seen or read genshiken it will tell u some info about h manga and people who write and make anime

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    • 29. mimicat  |  June 27, 2009 at 4:09 pm

      this is true lol meh we all love japeness anime anyways so to me it dont really matter and there just imaginary char so whats the point in this there not real so y do ppl throw fits like this over it anyways it just all makes me disupointed in humanity for there stupidety no offence intended to anyone with an iq higher then 135 just by what u wrote i can tell ur an interesting person (sorry for spelling stuff wrong)

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  • 30. Bokura Pichu Brothers  |  July 1, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    I agree that it’s sick, but people can do whatever they want with their imagination. :/

    I’m rather fond of the Amu and Ikuto ones.

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