When I read it, I shat bricks. Tons of bricks. And not the Lego kind.

Kadokawa Shoten to print a TYPE-MOON spinoff magazine, TYPE-MOON fans everywhere shat epic bricks.

Hospitals were overflowing with people with bleeding butts due to epic brick-shatting.

…There goes 22 dollars I could have used for a better purpose. Like food. I guess it’s time to actually be serious about Learning Japanese.

LOLWUT

UBW patch out?

LOLWUT

Nothing on toaster compatibality, though. It runs of Vista, though, for anyone who cares.

UBW patch leaked OSHI :V

For the love of Montressor!

Whoever did this, I hope you’re happy now. Your impatience has cost Mirror Moon dearly.

And yes, anon and Mirror Moon are just as shocked as all of us are.

Waitaminute, anon shows kindness the likes of which has not been seen since Damaged Goods? Man the turrets!

Okay, silliness aside, I’m shocked, a bit angry, and really concerned.

Shocked, because a betatester actually would breach Confidentially and do this. If this was done in a corporate setting, you’d bet your hiney that someone will get sued and locked away for a good period of time. It’ s called a Criminal Breach Of Trust, and it’s punishable by law. Unfortunately, it’s a fan project, and as such, we can’t apply the law to it. It also shows just how depraved people can get.

As a betatester for Tsukihime, I am very much aware of the need to keep a ton of things under wraps. I could have leaked stuff like snippets of script and feelings when testing the patch, but I agreed to keep it a secret, and that is a promise I did honor. I still don’t fully understand why the bloke did it though?

Angry, because at the core of it, people were trying to get the patch released. And the breach of trust. And the fact that someone is to blame for this. I think we all know who it is.

And extremely concerned, to the point of worry, for TakaJun. Not only is he a dear friend, he is also visibly shaken at this tragic turn of events. I’m worried that he might become like gp32 and shun all translation work for good. I am clearly aware that we all lose friends, but I don’t want to lose a friend in this manner.

Game Over. Mirror Moon OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!, Internets 0

Game over guys, the Internet has been prank’d EPIC HARDCORE.

By Mirror Moon.

I bow to their superior trolltelect.

Nothing can beat this kind of epic ownage. Tons of bricks were shat. I kid you not.

Mirrormoon + Revolve are made of win and more win.

Rwar

UBW has been edited and is now waiting betatesting.

Tsukihime PLUS-DISC patch 1.0 has been released.

Ryuusoul is a translating genius and if I were not Christian, I would want to have his manbabies, LOL

I dunno, I may be Slowpoke.jpg on this but…

Fate/Zero is being delayed to sometime after Comiket due to a shortage of boo-

Wait, that’s for Touhou.

Ahem.

Fate/Zero is being delayed to sometime after Comiket due to an infestation of mushrooms and Sacchin escaping from her cage demanding for her own path. The counter guardians are being dispatched to deal with the Sacchin breakout and as well as those darned mushrooms. The Sacchin is armed and dangerous and so moé you will want to die. The only way to defeat her would be to continuously chant “Isn’t it sad, Sacchin?” repeatedly until she goes fractal. By then, you should have a flamethrower ready and kill her with fire. Don’t worry about killing her, though, she’ll be back together in no time, as long as you keep her remains in a cage, that is, until the counter guardians arrive. (from zepy, insane additions and extrapolating courtesy of me.)

(Actually, they can’t make it for Comiket because they don’t have an army of trained monkeys typing the book for peanuts. I mean,  they can’t finish the books for Summer and Winter Comiket.)

Randum news

And, um, yeah, more randum news as I EV-train a Ponyta to be a Special Sweeper. Frikken Pokémon taking over mah life.

• Touhou 10 is officially announced. It is not a Highly Responsive To Prayers-style game. Darnit. (Also, I need to make a proper Touhou introduction post with the works.)
• Fate/Stay Night Fate Route English Patch has been released. Which is wonderful news for us all and bad news to the likes of gp32 😛 (Megas EDIT: Version 1.0 of the fate patch contains a major spoiler. Please stop playing and wait for an updated version. -Message)
• Pokémon Pearl has robbed me of delicious sleep. And Cake.

OMG nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Watch this damn thing to it’s sugary sweet end, all 10 minutes of it.

You have got to be a madman to enjoy it. (Yes I do enjoy it.)

FATE ZERO update. We haev characters!

So yeah, the Fate/Zero website has been updated. We have characters.

• Emiya Kiritsugu : You know the guy. Master of Saber.
• Kotomine ‘Moé’ Kirei: And yes, he needs no introductions. Master of Archer.
• Saber: She definitely needs NO introductions. And if you don’t know about her identity, bash yourself with that rock you’ve been living under.
• Archer: You all know him better as Gilgamesh. And no, he is not cute shota bait this time round.
• Tohsaaka Tokiomi: Rin’s father, doi. Yes, THAT Tohsaka Rin. Master of Rider, also known as Iskandar, Alexander the Great, etc, etc, etc.
• Weber Velvet (Yes people, that’s his name) : Some guy from the Mage’s Association. Master of Lancer. I think.
• Irisviel von Einzbren : Ilya’s ‘mommy’. Definitely moé. And definitely NOT loli. And there must always be a Grail.
• Hisau Maiya : Kiritsugu rescued her from some war-torn land. Think of her as a proto Shirou, sans the ‘I wanna be an hero’ part. She’s, um, Kiritsugu’s assistant, if you get what I mean =3

That covers it for characters. Book goes on sale on the 13th of January at the usual doujin-buying places. Rumour has it that there will be 3 volumes in all. And yes people, Kotomine is the lead. No word on the Beef Iskender, though.

This collabaration is so awesomecake it will be the most awesomecake of all awesomecakes.

http://www.fate-zero.com/

TYPE-MOON(Tsukihime, Fate/Stay Night) and Nitroplus(Demonbane, Saya no Uta, Jingai Makyou) Are teaming up to make the most awesomecake of all novels that will blow even the Suzumiya Haruhi series out of the freaking water at terminal velocity into the Moon at speeds in excess of Mach 500. This kinda sums up how awesome this book is.

Yes people, it’s a book, like Kara no Kyokai. About the Fourth Holy Grail War. Featuring lots of Beef Iskandar. Released at Comiket 71. Which is to say, HAPPY TYPE-MOON/NITROPLUS NEW YEAR, BIATCHES.

It will be a most awesome new year.

Drm addenum 29/11/2006: WTF this was supposed to go up 5 days ago orz