Posts filed under ‘Snorting lolis’
Here are a few choice lines.
Youske: “Dude stop polishing those balls” Kou Ichijou “I can’t man, THESE BALLS ARE ON FIRE”
Yousuke: “I HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
“You become friends with Yosuke. Yosuke will now DIE FOR YOU.”
NAOTOKAWAIIYONAOYO: “Did someone say GIRLS? Because I’m a boy. Just so you know.”
And my personal favorite:
Kanji Tatsumi: “Hi, I’m Kanji Tatsumi and I LOVE NAKED MEN.” Yousuke: D:
CHEGGITOUT. (Because Peachi is a jawsome dude/dudette)
Edit: WHAT HAVE I DONE A NEW BANNER IS HILARIOUSLY DISTURBING.
Game over guys, the Internet has been prank’d EPIC HARDCORE.
By Mirror Moon.
Nothing can beat this kind of epic ownage. Tons of bricks were shat. I kid you not.
By A. Hamsterling, With additional reporting by B. Poring
Local animé blogger Hinano was terribly distraught when she saw her favorite show, Shugo Chara, having sick loli rape doujins. She threw a massive Russian hissy fit which left her mostly in tears and rage.
“Holy shit that was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever fucking read.” was what our intrepid reporter got when he pressed Hinano for an interview. Still in a state of shock, she continued on. “I was hoping at first they’d have Ikuto come save her or something but no, it was a bunch of sick fuck bullshit the whole time, with the last panel her saying “I want to die”. Who wouldn’t?”
“Stop making Shugo Chara hentai doujin. She’s fucking 11 years old. Stop making doujins about her peeing, and most of all stop making doujins about her getting raped by her dad who is “possessed by an evil egg” bullshit. God the sick fuck who made this needs to go shoot himself in the head or jump off a building.” Our reporter found this
hawt disturbing, and we had to pull him outta there before we had to pay for his funeral.
Her significant other was not available for comment.
She was last seen marching towards Japan with an AK47, a nuke and for no good reason, mint humbugs.
For those of you who can be bothered to read me after that nasty piece of drama… … ….
Remember wildarmsheero? The guy I decided to fanboy because he was asking for it? Now I have a good reason to fanboy him 😛
He makes a hilarious webcomic. So hilarious, it makes my attempts at humor non-existent.
Anyone who starts off with almost explicit yaoi (WARNING: NSFW, YAOI) gets not just top marks in my book, but also the medal of epic lulz.
Yes I like his webcomic, and I do wish he keeps up the humor content.
I think I have a boner now.
Holy shit he draws n00dz of his own characters FUCK WILDARMSHEERO IS THE BEST ARTIST EVER
LOL Wong you have created a new generation of unseeable things.
No srsly, I am a GENIUS.
<DrmChsr0> Lulu: Suzaku, I’m gay, HARD GAY FOR YOU. Let’s be buttsex buddies.
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: OMFGWTFBBQIT WHUT?
<DrmChsr0> Euphie: Lulu, you don’t love me no more…? ;_;
<DrmChsr0> CC: Moar pizza plz kthxbai
<DrmChsr0> LuLu: I want you inside me. *LOL GEASS SUZAKU*
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: Yessir. **GOATSE’D!(1)*
<DrmChsr0> Lulu: *YARANAIKA’D!(2)*
<DrmChsr0> *buttsex happens*
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: Ow, my butt hurts… … …Hey, why do I have MIKURU-BIIMU(3) EYES?
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: OMG I CAN SEE FOREVAH(4)
<DrmChsr0> LuLu: *got no Suzaku cock in ass!* ;_; Suzaku, you don’t love me no more ;_;
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: QUIET BITCH I CAN SEE FOREVAH
<DrmChsr0> Impz: HAY GUYZ WHUT’S GOIN ON(5)
<DrmChsr0> *Lulu assraep Impz
<DrmChsr0> Iskandar: *LOL ARMY OF KING* I PWNZOR J00(6)
<DrmChsr0> Hamsterling(7): Mion sux.
<DrmChsr0> ZA END.
<DrmChsr0> I rule.
<DrmChsr0> EPIC ALTERNATE GEASS 23 MATERIAL
- Goatse is, uh, distended anus. Real shockering stuff.
- Yaranaika, Kuso Miso Technique, dude, do I have to link you to hardcore yaoi?
- Mikuru Beam, DURRR
- “I can see forever” is some 4chan meme I DO NOT want to know about.
- Used in 4chan threads to signify the guy didn’t lurk enough.
- Iskandar, aka Servant Rider in Fate/Zero. He is ausum beefcaek.
- Hamsterling is my random side. It is a Poring that looks like a hamster.
LOL DISCLAIMER: If you actually get riled up by this, you, my friend, are a complete idiot. And a consumer whore. because I don’t do awards, foo! And no, I will not even deign to do a proper one, because I’m so awesome.
Oshi it is tiem for awardz lololol.
Meaning I get to be as biased as I want and piss off people lololol.
And here are teh winrars!
- Best Animé : Kanon
- Best Story : Kanon
- Best Imagery : Kanon
- Biggest Waste of Time : Kanon
- Best Music : Kanon
- Gayest Male Character : Kitagawa, Kanon
- Hottest Female Character : Akiko Minas, Kanon
- Hottest MILF : Akiko Minase, Kanon
- Most Hilarious Waste Of Technology: Kanon
- Most Tears Shed in a 5-hour Period: planetarian
- Hottest Side Character I-Would-Not-Want-To-Jam-MY-P0N0S-Into : Kurata Sayuri, Kanon
- Worst Animé : Kanon
- Booby Prize : Kanon
LOLOL Kanon won all but one of the awards. Oshi I R Teh Biased. LOL DORAMA TIEM