UWE BOLL STRIKES AGAIN

Now, some of you may have expressed unhappiness over what I’ve written, and worse still, you don’t agree with me.

Here’s what I propose.

You don’t like me or my words, you have every privilege(not right) to kick my ass in any medium of your choice. And should you not choose a medium to challenge me over with, I’ll assume a physical fight (if you are in Singapore/are planning to come to Singapore) or a one-on-one match of DoTA(overseas).

Should it come to a physical fight, I will show no mercy or diginity, but I’ll let you have the first hit. Be warned, though, I fight to kill, not to disable.

Yes, I’m pulling an Uwe Boll here, but at least I’m not a dishonorable bastard like him.

9 Comments

  • 1. petition  |  April 9, 2008 at 8:14 am

    Sign the petition!

  • 2. Ben Stevens  |  May 28, 2008 at 5:02 am

    shall we continue are talk on buttsex cos its really fun

  • 3. Ryan Jones  |  May 28, 2008 at 5:04 am

    why wont my auntie have sex with me

    everyone else in family’s inbred

  • 4. Zara Treharne.  |  May 28, 2008 at 5:06 am

    Yes I have endured buttsex and it is the best thing ever apart from teabagging Brook.

    xoxo

  • 5. Tom Bazenelli  |  May 28, 2008 at 5:07 am

    My faviorite place for having anal is in communal showers so everybody can join in

  • 6. Sahun Bosley  |  May 28, 2008 at 5:08 am

    Can I remind everyone that Ben Stevens swallows

  • 7. Huw Whittington  |  May 28, 2008 at 5:09 am

    Heir Heir Thomas!!!
    Everyone loves communal showers.
    Speshee Zara. That saucy rascal.

    But thats a bad thing. When shes naked she looks like a hairy Boar.

  • 8. Morgan Grant  |  May 28, 2008 at 5:12 am

    Im really proud that ive started the whole communal showers trend its nice 2 know there as people as wierd as me

  • 9. Evan Haselwood  |  May 28, 2008 at 5:18 am

    Don’t you think its wierd how me and my dad both look like moles


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