Posts filed under ‘Nanoha’

The smallest, cutest sergeant major ever.


So I’m rewatching Nanoha StrikerS Episode 1 and it finally got to me.

Rein Zwei is the smallest, cutest sergeant major ever. No seriously.

Imagine her as your sergeant major. Nothing would ever get done, nor would any discipline get meted out. But who cares. It’s one step away from getting a cage of hamsters as your superior 😛

This is for those of you in the armed forces. 😛

February 18, 2010 at 12:00 pm 1 comment

Did I ever mention MGLN: ViViD is G Gundam with LESBIAN magical girls?


Because it totally is. Kinda.

And then all the wonderful G Gundam references can be made.

For example, TRUST YOU FOREVER needs to be remixed for the eventual Magical ViViD animated series. I don’t care how it happens, but IT HAS TO.

And everyone who has watched G Gundam totally wants THIS to happen in ViViD. And THIS.

And of course, the Lesbian Love TenKyoKen.

I totally want Vivio to do THIS. And THIS. And THIS. (IT’S THE SHINING FINGER, SHINING FINGER SWOOOOOOOOOOORD AND THE ERUPTING GOD FINGER)

Now all Vivio needs is a horse (okay, she has a rabbit plushie, but..). And to be tutored by DOMON KASSHU and MASTER ASIA. Probably TOGETHER. While sparring with KABUTO KOUJI in his MAZINGER Z.

(The next Nanoha show after Force will be about magical girls rocking off your faces, ala Macross 7.)

February 3, 2010 at 12:00 pm Leave a comment

Fulla lulz


Moétan is fulla lulz. I GUANTAREE IT.

Also, yes people, it’s official. Nanoha is married to Fate. But Yuuno is not delicious shota ferret anymore 😦

Edit: OSNAPZ IT A FAEK

August 1, 2007 at 7:48 am 2 comments

Bow to your new desu queen.


Yes you all must bow down to her

April 27, 2007 at 10:42 pm 2 comments

Oshi Nanoha StrikerS ish ausum :3


And you wouldn’t believe it until you watched it!

Supah AUSUM points:

  • Reinforce-tan <3<3<3 (Nid moar Reinforce-tan :3)
  • Hayate and Fate are deliciously legal nao :3
  • Subaru and Tiana are liek… … … TEH ALTEISEN AND TEH WEISSRITTER D:  (Srsly, Subaru has REVOLVER STAKE as one of her attacks)
  • Moar Reinforce-tan :3

Anyways, what was the whole episode about? Tiana and Subaru passing some kind of examination. BTW Subaru is HARD GAY for Nanoha. No word on that momcon Elio and his sister yet. Or Alph and NOT DELICIOUS SHOTA Yuuno T_T. Or the Wolkenritter.

But what was the focus of the whole episode? Tiana and Subaru pwning a bunch of drones? The delicious danmaku action? Tiana’s delicious budding breasts? (Okay, bad call on that one.) Subaru an SRW fan?

YOUR ANSWERS ARE ALL WRONG. Because the focus of this episode was all on Reinforce-tan :3 She ish cute :3 Small and cute :3

*moégasms.

April 2, 2007 at 10:15 pm 5 comments

Guess what I just heard.


Nanoha StrikerS broadcast date has been pushed back 2 weeks, to the 14th of April.

Tsukihime is going to be rereleased! With the Sacchion scenario! Sacchin fans everywhere rejoice.

Touhou 10 is going to be on the Wii. Danmaku on the Wii? We’ll see how it goes.

Euphie can see forever. No rly. She can.

impz loev manegg. He really does.

And whar du I get mah ausum news? Over here!

April 1, 2007 at 1:30 am 7 comments

Mahou Shoujou Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS (*is tempted to fanboy)


It’s so beautiful T_T
And here is the information on the new Nanoha TV series.

  • Yes, people, a third season has been planned.
  • It is now called “Mahou Shoujou Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS.
  • It will air somewhere around 2007.
  • And yes, people, Nanoha and friends have sizable busts.

Start fanboying NOW.

And now, intelligent technobabble.

Assuming bust size = power, and since Nanoha has the most powerful attack, it is assumed that Nanoha has the biggest bust size. Hayate is second, and Fate is third. Although this doesn’t take into account Alph, Lindy and the rest of the female crew of Nanoha StrikerS.

And now, a random comment.

<DrmChsr0> I’ve always wanted to tittyfuck Nanoha.
<DrmChsr0> YAY

Yes, I’m a serial pervert, get over it.

*CUE THE 3RD GSD OP

August 29, 2006 at 11:06 pm 24 comments

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