We interrupt your week of filthy hippies and awful Beatles remixes AGAIN with another breaking story.

We’ve all gotten epic April’s Fools lulz, I’ll deal with the big aniblogger lulz later.

This is much bigger than TYPE-MOON ‘deciding’ to cover wrestling. Much bigger than the creation of a smashing new meme. It’s even bigger than my shattered pride and self-esteem. (Duh.)

Key just announced their new Visual Novel.

Amidst all the epic pranking, this one happens to be real, as far as everyone who didn’t fall for thinking it was Key playing around.

I may be silly and insane, but when it comes to Key, I am all serious. And Key don’t play with their fans either.

PS: If they rewrite the ending to planetarian, I will lose all respect for them 😦