Why Jacob, I am flattered with your forceful declaration of love, but…
I am already attached to a 2D waifu and she is crazy enough to kill you if I get so much as near a guy. In fact I don’t know why you would want to do something as stupid as declaring me your arch-rival.
I sure hope you don’t die. Or Something.
PS: My waifu is Caster.
PPS: The whole post is a joke.
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