Blogger snaps from watching ZZ Gundam, calls it the best Gundam show ever

March 2, 2010 at 12:00 pm 3 comments


-Additional reporting from a crazed hobo in the street assisted by a guinea pig with a giant flamethrower

The anime blogger better known as ghostlightning, lover of mecha, currently married with a child, and all-around decent fellow has finally lost his mind.

In trying to review ZZ Gundam, he had to consume 47 painful episodes of pure terror and Bandai mass-marketing to even write a half-decent review.

No one knows when he finally snapped, but experts assume that he lost his mind at around episodes 1 and 2.

In his eventual review, he would show/write the following:

  • Calling Judau Ashita the pinnacle of human evolution
  • Noted bit characters that no one cared about
  • Accused Haman Karn of loving Judau when everyone knows she wants Char’s penis loves Char
  • Used a terrible 4chan meme
  • Approved of lolicon and shinn87’s approach to females
  • Bright Noa sexually abusing a chicken
  • Mentioned Aztec Space Ninjas even though ZZ Gundam is not G Gundam

In the comments section, he would further show signs of madness, such as:

  • Telling someone to go back to his Touhoes
  • I wish he got Garma end.
  • LIVE ON /geass
  • I conquered NOTHING. I AM STILL SINGING ANIME JA NAI TO MY BABY DAUGHTER.
  • ONE SHIP, FOUR MOBILE SUITS, ONE TEAM, GO GUNDAM TEAM!
  • This bloody comment
  • I HOPE ZZ GUNDAM BECOMES THE BEST 10 THINGS YOU EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE

He was last seen singing to his child. No one knows what happened next.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. ghostlightning  |  March 2, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    Reply
    • 2. drmchsr0  |  March 2, 2010 at 8:44 pm

      I know it’s in very bad taste ;-;

      I’m sorry T_T

      Reply
  • 3. Tyrenol  |  March 4, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Everybody wants to suck on Char’s dick.

    He and Amuro are like, respectively, the Bill Clinton and Al Gore of 80s anime.

    (Since everyone else past Turn-A Gundam are all George W Bush.)

    Reply

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