Extremist otaku group suddenly becomes unfunny, resorts to lying to bring back their mojo

February 1, 2010 at 12:00 pm 5 comments


SUBHEADING: Group stopped being funny 11 rounds ago, claims Internet Toughguys

In what seems to be an extremely predictable and utterly boring twist of events, the extremist otaku blogging group known as “THE OTAKU ELIMINATION GAME” has suddenly stopped becoming funny.

In their latest “scathing attack” (read: Richard Dawkins-level drivel and yelling) on the horribly bloated carcass better known as animé blogging, they unleashed a well-coordinated torrent of abuse, destructive criticism, and related blather on a bunch of poor unfortunate blogging idiots who should have known better, while continually mauling the already-non-existent ego of a poor blogger whose crime was to cry out for attention.

And it what seems to be a desperate grab for hilarity, they resorted to lying about how popular a certain Danny Choo book. They say this about his totally boring and utterly meaningless book:

Otacool really pisses us off, and we’re sure it pissed off those who featured in it too. Aside from the fact there were very few real otaku in the book, anyone featured in the book were not given a free copy. So hold on a minute, Danny Reaps the rewards for a book that he didn’t do anything for, simply stick photographs together, and even those featured didn’t even get a free copy? What kind of bullshit is this? Fuck, they should have gotten a percentage, let alone a free copy.

Wanna know why they didn’t get one? Well here’s an OEG secret for you, a few of us were going to attend the Otacool signing to meet Danny Choo, but the turnout was horrible. It was a tiny stall with stacks of unsold books despite the hype Danny surrounded it with. we didn’t even want to go there and pretend to be interested. Hey, our image matters to us, and Danny would only have tainted it. Poor show. Didn’t you wonder why Danny took such few pictures and quickly moved on to Otacool 2? What a joke.

Which is a complete and total lie, considering that the vapid excuse for profit sold out like hotcakes. Kinda like the cake, but we know that the cake is not a lie.

No single person was available for comment, seeing as everyone else was too busy expecting the Agarest Senki REALLY NAUGHTY EDITION to come out.

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. newonewo  |  February 1, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    you fail at being witty.

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  • 2. TP  |  February 2, 2010 at 1:26 am

    I kinda found out about Agarest Senki through Kotaku, so yeah, I don’t know why I posted that one up in the first place.

    Now, either you’re trying to be sarcastic at OEG’s latest post, or are righteously angry at the lie regarding the Otacool book. TBH, I wouldn’t want to comment on this issue: the Internets are full of lulz.

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    • 3. drmchsr0  |  February 3, 2010 at 12:59 pm

      Closer to even I found this extremely unfunny and less-than witty.

      It wasn’t totally forced, though. I’m not too happy with it either.

      AND YES, I FAIL AT BEING WITTY.

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      • 4. newonewo  |  February 3, 2010 at 8:04 pm

        practice makes perfect.

  • 5. Tyrenol  |  February 3, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Sorry. I wasn’t paying attention.

    I was too busy burning a couple of “Frapper Spirits Knights Visual” JAVs onto my DVD+RDL, watching “Smokin’ Aces II,” and playing with my latest collection of toys from “Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen.”

    Now, who’s dissing what now?

    Reply

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