You know the crap has hit the fan when…
There’s a video of a rare parrot humping someone’s head1 and THAT is more interesting than…
the retread, overwhipped, rotting, stinking dead horse coming your way2 and…
when another animeblogging shitstorm3 is decidedly less interesting AFTER thinking about it for a little bit and realizing that any response would fail to entertain or inflame, since the issue is so PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED.
That, my friends, is how bad anime blogging has become. Where we’re reduced to flinging poop over stuff that doesn’t even matter anymore. AND IT’S NOT ENTERTAINING. I MEAN, IT’S NOT A KAKAPO HUMPING YOUR HEAD1.
The situation has gotten so bad I’m actually considering episodic blogging OLD SHOWS4 Momotato-style. (And suddenly, I magically created a massive backlog!)
And for all of you playing the home version, yes, I do have a kakapo humping my head1, and yes, your arguments are invalid. All of them. I have a kakapo humping my head. You only have hamsters. Math says you lose.
3 Yes, this one’s decidedly LESS interesting after asking the whole “Shinbo did THIS?” question. And I pulled out unintentional irony, even.
4 The leaders are currently Iriya no Sora and G Gundam. Next up is CANAAN, Bakemonotagari, Overman King Gainer, and GAOGAIGAR.
Entry filed under: Bitching.