How to make Frontier even more JAWSOME (I kid you not)

March 31, 2009 at 8:00 pm 2 comments


Oh yeah, speaking about my massive boner for the quality trolls at Colony Drop, I read their criticism about Macross Frontier.

Yes I love Macross Frontier, yes, I remembered love, but these guys are right. Macross Frontier CAN be better, even if Episode 25 is the most beautiful Deus Ex Machina I have ever seen.

So, Macross Frontier: The Jawsomeing.

  • First of all, we actually axe Luca and that random big-tit girl who happens to be Ranka’s friend. And replace them with cooler characters. Or not.
  • Secondly, KILL SHERYL. As much as I liked the epic medley of songs at the end, it isn’t really worth saving Sheryl for it. We have to force a decision. And much character growth. That, and we can always have SHERYL’S GHOST perform epic medley if need be 😛
  • Third, expand on Alto’s backstory AND GIVE HIM SOME BACKBONE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Make his supposed “estrangement” a giant misunderstanding of epic proportions (his father would have supported him anyway, father was really pissed and didn’t mean it and has tried to make amends) and make us all see Alto’s raging against the machine was all for NOTHING. And then we make Alto’s father SLAP HIM. After Alto realizing that Alto was RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE for NOTHING. Oh yes. Alto deserves all the slappings he should have gotten.
  • More on Michel’s past, and for crying out loud, more Michel X Klan. And yeah, make Mr. Pretty Boy Sniper actually risk his life for the loli at least a few times before he becomes like that Norweigan Blue.
  • Expand on the BAD GUYS. And explain WHY BILRER LOEV MINMAY. WHY BILRER LOEV MINMAY. WHY BILRER LOEV MINMAY. *nerd rages

Entry filed under: Anime.

RUNNING MEME INTO GROUND, PLEASE WAIT I’m not a fan of the mainstream Gundam shows.

2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Sean  |  April 4, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Basara showing up would have helped, too.

    Reply
    • 2. drmchsr0  |  April 6, 2009 at 7:24 pm

      Basara would have ruined the last episode in a most awesome manner.

      I think it might involve Exploding bugs.

      Reply

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