OH GEASS NO.

September 28, 2008 at 8:12 pm 4 comments


WARNING: TOTAL BS AHEAD. Except the Orange-kun hijack. That actually happened.

So, Code Geass (which is totally not gay at all *shakes a hamsterfist at Sunrise and LOL BANDAI for being dicks and not turning it into a delicious GAY END) has end-

Wait WTF WAS THAT.

MY NAME, IS ORANGE-KUN, AND I AM FABULOUS! Also I have come to save this shitty totally not yaoiriffic show with my FABULOUSNESS. And oranges. I have a monopoly on oranges. So there. AWAY!

FUCK YOU FABULOUS ORANGE-KUN, RUINING THE YAOI WITH YOUR FABULOUSNESS AND ORANGES.

Oh wait, he’s gone. Time for FUN.

I did not totally not shop a penis in there.

And Lelouche dies. Because his gay lover friend Suzaku decided that he should die. BY VENTRICULAR INTERCOUSE. Man Suzaku’s penis is long. (Educational message of the day: Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT stick your penis into someone’s still-beating heart. It’s creepy and someone will DIE.) And Ougi gets married to Viletta or something. And Xing-ke gets arrested for being a pedo. And Bandai laughs all the way to the bank, using it’s profits from Code Geass to sue the ever loving penis out of some poor schmucks in Singapore.

A happy ending was had by all. Well, unless you were the poor schmucks in Singapore being sued by Bandai. Or were wishing that Code Geass exploded into a yaoi orgy. Because Orange-kun hijacked it. So there.

AND THAT’S THE WAY CODE GEASS CRUMBLES.

PS: CC becomes Yuka. True story.  See attached pic for evidence.

She totally will fire danmaku in about 9000 years. And fire giant frakken laser beams (which will then be stolen by an ordinary witch) and gain mastery over flowers. And gets horny for a firefly youkai who dresses like a BOY. I am totally not making this up. Yep, Lelouche was too interested in BUTTSEX that poor CC became a lesbian.

Entry filed under: Anime, Funny.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Tyrenol  |  September 29, 2008 at 8:47 am

    You know… It’s a good thing I didn’t ride the Code GayAss cock when it appeared during “Rebellion 1.” $unrise / Bancolding$ just need to burn to the ground and let TMA (the live-action cosplay sex people) get high from their ashes.

    Speaking of studious that needed to burn to the ground:

    http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2008-09-28/adv-films-reportedly-reveals-clannad-anime-license

    Death. That’s the only way ADV can be saved now.

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  • 2. Shieru-Sama  |  January 7, 2010 at 3:40 am

    Are saying that code geass isn’t a good manga?…

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  • 3. Shieru-Sama  |  January 7, 2010 at 3:42 am

    (oups, I have forgotten the “you”…) are you….

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  • 4. SSW  |  February 18, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    I gotta admit, Code Geass REALLY set itself up for some gayness to happen, but I guess they wouldn’t put that in there as a serious element if it wasn’t a show being specifically catered to the yaoi crowd. I mean, when it looks like a fairly conventional shounen anime, they aren’t really going to deviate and risk losing the mainstream fanbase. Or something? Which is too bad. But Orange-kun’s mind-blowing fabulousness did kinda save it (while also producing more setups-for-gayness). Umm, anyway, I’m posting because I was trying to figure out what the Yuka reference was to. I don’t think I’m familiar with whatever anime she’s from, but I’d like to find out more about it. If someone could just give me the name of the anime/manga/game/whatever, I’ll look it up. Thanks!

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