To anyone who gives a flying fuck about fansubs and piracy (yes that means you, Mr. Greg Ayers)

July 3, 2008 at 9:45 am 11 comments

Get this.

Lawsuits and your so-called ‘soft methods’ don’t fucking work.

Insulting people and threatening to sue them also didn’t fucking work. See Odex.

What’s left to do, you fucks?

Here’s what I suggest.


Yes that’s right. There’s no other method you can use. You can’t fucking sue them, can’t fucking scare them, can’t fucking jail them.

That’s right. You have to pick up your pansy-ass 9 milimeter Glock and blow their brains out. Because that’s what’s going to make them buy your outdated goods. Your greed cant beat the giant-ass tidal wave of the consumer’s selfishness and hedonism, so get serious and kit up for wholesale genocide. It’s the only way to get anyone to buy your goods.

…What’s that you say? Don’t want to kill potential customers? Don’t want to make the PR work overtime? Too late you fucks. They’re not customers anymore, they’re enemies. People whose only wish is to see you die a horrible death. People who’d probably piss on your grave and hold a party at your wake.

…What? You say you’re taking the whole IP matter sreriously? You hypocritical cowards. You claim to take it seriously but I’m not seeing ANY ONE of you go the whole nine yards. Or if you are doing so, you’re not trying hard enough.

There’s only one way to fight the wave of growing selfishness and hedonism, and that’s to kill them all. Don’t want to do it? Enjoy your dwindling profits, fuckfaces. Your feeble cuntish methods will never get you anywhere.

If you’re not going to take a leaf out of the Koran (and follow the example of Al-Qaeda and other extremist groups) then you’re not serious enough. Screw dying for a cause, it’s time to kill. And there’s no better time than now.

The Chainlink fence:

Hinano (Is that all?)
Scott (The way i see it, the hypocrite is you.)
omo (I am hungry)
That other guy (Not unless you kill them)
zaitcev (You dick.)

PS: I’m so sick of the whole issue that it makes my blood boil. Not literally. If you’re not going to treat IP like physical property then sod off. Your methods are half-hearted, senseless and hypocritical.

Entry filed under: Bitching.

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11 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Scott  |  July 3, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Damn, I knew I should have asked Ayres about the Holocaust strategy in combating fansubs! I could see it now…

    So what’s the solution to the ever growing problem with fansubs?

    “The ultimate solution,” explains Ayres, “is the Final Solution.” With a demonic grin on his face, the voice actor exposes a concealed revolver from the inside of his jacket pocket. The two of us enjoy a good chuckle over the impending demise of all those dirty stinking rotten fansubbers.

    Man, that would have been so awesome…

  • 2. Tyrenol  |  July 3, 2008 at 11:25 am

    My LiveJournal Post:

  • 3. omo  |  July 3, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    I smell doujinshi fodder.

  • 4. drmchsr0  |  July 3, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    scott: You’re nothing but a weak-willed hypocrite who probably just betrayed your own ideals through coercive intimidation. You failure.

    Ty: More House? Fuck yeah. We totally need more House.

    omo: Only if Hinano draws it 😛

  • […] – – Thanks to blog posts here, here, here, here, and here) for prompting me to waste 2+ hours of my life to typing all this […]

  • 6. TheBigN  |  July 3, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    A modest proposal? But that solution is mad hardcore. 😛

  • 7. Tyrenol  |  July 4, 2008 at 1:54 am

    Never seen “House.”

    I seen “Full House.” “Growing Pains.”

    Damn, I’m “Old School.” I watched shows in the 80’s and early 90’s. That period when people actually knew what they were doing in the entertainment industry.

  • 8. On Greg Ayres and evil of fansubs at MEOWS.BOX  |  July 4, 2008 at 4:23 am

    […] on Scott’s article on Greg Ayres’ panel, but it got torn apart By Hinano and various other people, so there really is no need for me to nitpick on it. So I will focus on roughly two […]

  • 9. Tyrenol  |  July 5, 2008 at 10:20 am

    After all arguments though:

    I’d rather have Coleen Clinkenbeard, Caitlin Glass, Lucy “Hold On” Christian, Hillary Haas, Monica Rial, and Jamie Marchi tell me not to steal anime than Greg Ayers. Attractive women tend to do more good than oft-looking otaku.

  • […] and the industry is not a simple one. And there isn’t a simple fix for it (well except for shooting all of the downloaders). To be frank, I’m not qualified to talk about this problem on a business level. I […]

  • 11. mitch  |  November 25, 2009 at 12:24 am

    where can a fucking 15 year old get a fucking 9 milimeter glock


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