Why you should vote these people instead of me (Part 1)
Personally, I got nothing riding on the awards. I get myself plonked in a gag award which I wrote the blurb for (and having no chance of winning) and I’m too weird to be typecast into anything (okay maybe if there was a totally wacked out award I’d win it :P).
So yeah, instead of focusing on my INVISIBLE PLATFORM, go vote for someone else. Seriously. You might like to look below for ideas.
- totali of Subculture: Totali does episode summaries. So does everyone and their mothers. I don’t know why I would ask anyone to vote for totali but I secretly think totali is female. That and this has to be at least 50 words or more. Or 42.
- jpmeyer of MINAIDE HAZUKASHII~: So he’s a happy husband-to-be. That means he’s either going to beat his wife (chances of that happening are 0%) or his wife (who happens to be Hinano OH SURPRISE) is going lay it to him (It’s already happened). Personally, I feel mildly responsible for getting him hitched, because whenever I am in a community recently people WILL get married or together. S’all true.
- Iknight of The Animé Anachronism: Other than having a word i will type wrongly at least 50% of the time, Iknight is a bit of a sardonic individual. He tends to writes somewhat long articles, but man those articles can work them braincells. I think I almost fapped to his words once. No I do not have a word fetish.
- omo of omonomono: Okay, seriously. Vote for him. Not because he’s hailed as a cure for insomnia, but because of the very fact he was around when Momotaro was around. That’s got to be worth at least one vote, right?
- THAT: Did I say impz was a vicious headhunter? Actually I meant that impz was a CUTE headhunter. Seriously he alone is cute enough to win a couple of awards all by himself. No this was not done at trap point and i was totally not forced to write this. This is all my own free will. Yessireebob I was not forced to write about how cute Impz is.No coercion was involved. Nosireebob. None of that torture thing happened as well. And no I was not forced to conveniently forget about Impz’ team. Nope. No torture at all.
Man my wit sucks. I need to brush up on that. but seriously folks, vote for them. They are COOL. Very COOL.
PS: No I did not plan to hurt anyone with my completely sick humor more fit for pig swill than human consumption.
PPS: Wee. 2 years. I am officially older than the Internets.