Man Is Too Highbrow For Coarse Humour, Raves On About Nothing

February 6, 2008 at 8:04 pm 5 comments


A Special Report, from the HPS Hamsterling, on the channels of Drama

Sunrise-Bashing is all the rage these days, but one man has had enough of everyone using this lowbrow tactic to garner laughs.

Kaioshin, an Internets resident and well-known drama whore, has decided that it was too lowbrow for him, and decided to make his opinion known.

“The humour in pointlessly bashing something for the hell of continues to be lost on me completely,” he begins. “For one saying you are going to go at something from the angle of sarcasm, and then proceeding to ramble and rant is just ridiculous in and of itself. That is unless I have a very different definition of sarcasm then other people. For another, when you try to hard to illicit laughter and have to go for the lowest common denominator then your humour has failed.” he continues on.

He also claims to have discovered the secret of humour and turned extremely sour lemons into sweet lemonade, but halfway through his self-proclaimed speech, people were dying in droves and when he finished, no one was alive to make these claims. He was last seen humping the remains of his audience.

Only time will tell if this delusional Internets resident will come to his senses, or become even more delusional and sex-crazed.

Meanwhile, in completely unrelated news, the Commision for the Betterment of English has detected a giant anomaly in the Grammar and is investigating the cause of it. As we speak, they are sending their trained Gay SWAT Corps, to swiftly apprehend the perpetrator and give him a sound paddling in the usage of English.

Entry filed under: Funny.

Nana Mizuki makes everything a lot better. It’s Chinese New Year, so what?

5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Calawain  |  February 6, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    GUNDAM IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, J$JS33%^#KKW#JK@K

    Reply
  • 2. Kaioshin Sama  |  February 7, 2008 at 3:27 am

    Uh huh. I see……wait, no I don’t. False alarm. Way to misrepresent, just like most of the blogs out there.

    Reply
  • 3. drmchsr0  |  February 7, 2008 at 4:11 am

    Someone sure needs a few lessons in sarcasm.

    Reply
  • 4. Kaioshin Sama  |  February 7, 2008 at 5:01 am

    Yes, I believe I did point that out in my article. Good call, good call. You hit everything right on the head.

    Reply
  • 5. Tyrenol  |  February 7, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    I have a marvelous idea for these drama-bloggers who believe that opiinions and criticism are the work of Satan:

    Kill yourselves.

    People like Kaioshin Sama; they obviously have no clue of how the internet works. Or life for that matter.

    Reply

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