Repent.

July 17, 2007 at 1:02 pm 7 comments


Note: There is no breaking of my hiatus. I have come to do my duty as a servant of the Lord.

Hear ye, oh sinful anime community of Singapore. The death knell sounds for you, for you have sinned against the Lord. You hath blasphemed, oppressed and indulged in wanton pleasure, and the Lord would have forgiven you all, but you have shown your true colors: you all have disobeyed the rules of your country and hath tried to justify your sins. The Lord has found you hypocrites in His Eyes, and his punishment will be swift and brutal.

However, there lies hope: accept the fact that you have done wrong and accept the punishment with grace, for it is the route to salvation. The Lord is just and merciful, and He will spare not just the innocent, but also the repentant.

The death knell has already sounded for Odex; they have been earmarked by the Lord for a most brutal judgement. The death knell is sounding for the community; atone for your sins and be saved from the Lord’s wrath. For those who hath atoned are now safe from his wrath.

Ignore this warning at your own peril; the Lord hath spoken.

Praise the Lord.

Entry filed under: Anime.

There is only one reason why I would break this embargo. No seriously, this is epic lulz.

7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Balalackout  |  July 19, 2007 at 9:18 am

    Let me share with you this old saying:

    “Don’t worry so much about the future. Usually, it comes soon enough.”

    Reply
  • 2. hitoshura  |  July 19, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    maybe i should say according to your scriptures.

    the sinners of the community may have atoned for their sins and bury their wrongdoings away. But Odex has dug up their old sins against thy old sinners and judge them for their past.

    Reply
  • 3. Words of Wisdom < lolicontrol  |  July 21, 2007 at 1:47 am

    […] Singaporeans. Please Heed This Advice. Gloom and Doom: Otakus’ Mums are Getting Raped! Repent. Post a comment | Trackback […]

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  • 4. ルルーシュ  |  July 21, 2007 at 6:27 pm

    Wow nice post. I am amazed at your commandment of Old English speaking (or whatever it is).

    Cool.

    Reply
  • 5. Peter  |  July 22, 2007 at 3:04 am

    You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses His name.
    Exodus 20:7

    Men will have to give account on the day of judgement for every careless word they spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned.
    Matthew 12:36-37

    If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.
    1 John 1:9

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  • 7. auauau  |  July 23, 2007 at 6:42 am

    religion wtf :[ needs moar hanyuu

    Reply

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