Top Blog Episode 2: Hit by a Mammoth Tank’s worth of retardedness!
Drm Noto (Mamiko, LULZ): Ya Rly. His posts make me stupid.
DISCLAIMER: This article is meant to offend, annoy, incite feelings of anger, and just outright ruin someone’s day. All in the name of humour. If you take offense to whatever is in this article, please do not complain. I have already warned you. Further complaints will be dealt with in the same manner as these reviews.
*ANNOYING OP MUSIC*
TOP BLOG, with your host, DrmChsr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘Ello! And welcome to episode 2!
Today we feature someone who really needs no introductions, and a downright lout, someone wh-
Audience: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Ladies and gentlemen, Jason Miao.
*violent CABBAGE response* *even more violent fruit-throwing response* *someone humps a Mudkips plushie*
Oh dear. We’ll be right back.
*commercial break, lulz*
Offscreen: SECURITY! And A flamethrower!
…Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd we’re back. Sorry ’bout the violent response. Didn’t really expect it to happen. Now onto th-
Wait, what? All our copywriters have been stricken with a massive loss of intelligence? This is unpossible! I shall go take a look at this guy’s writings myself!
*looks at typical Miao post.* *becomes stupid.* *several minutes pass.*
Durrrrr… … … … …
*poke* *poke* *poke* *meme’d!* */b/tarded!* *mudkips!*
Guh… Where was I? Oh yes.
I can’t believe such filth actually exists on the Internet! It’s quite obvious he can write a halfway decent article, but for the sake of some idiotic reason only people like him know, he turns almost every post into a simmering, slobbering RETARDFEST. He blabbers on about the most minor of things, and fails to put his point across! Unless the point was that he’s a failure of a writer, that is. Which is so obvious, even a dead slug could feel his stupidity. That’s how bad his writing really is.
Oh, and as a public service announcement (since you all saw what happened):
Reading ANY of his articles WILL make you stupid. I repeat. Reading ANY of his articles WILL make you stupid. Any attempt to visit his site WILL make you feel stupid. You have been forewarned.
Well, that’s all the time we have for today. And I need a scientific journal to restore my IQ levels. See ya next week, folks!
Oshi Hinano, lulz.
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