Internet memes disproved! Part 1

January 27, 2007 at 3:22 am 10 comments


Remember the meme ‘Whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten’? The one with a kitten being chased by Domo-kuns?

Well, I looked through the Bible, asked the pastor of my church and a visiting misionary about this, checked an online Bible for references, and guess what? Nothing.

I’m a little tired to go into theology and stuff, but this is the gist of it: No, God does not kill kittens when you masturbate, but as for the act itself, that’s a whole different matter.

Entry filed under: Christianity and Anime.

Dorama~ Dorama~ *turns into a Poring =3 Onoz T_T

10 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Lenners  |  January 27, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    God doesn’t kill kittens, God loves kittens!

    Whoever made that meme was sick D:

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  • 2. Mike  |  January 27, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    “God doesn’t kill kittens, God loves kittens!”

    He doesn’t? Try telling that to every living organism (-2) after the flood. Oh wait, you can’t – god killed them all.

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  • 3. Cardcaptor  |  January 27, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    God doesn’t kill a kitten, but he gets quite irate… because

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Reply
  • 4. Tsubaki  |  January 28, 2007 at 12:58 am

    So am I right to say that this post actually condones masturbation?

    Reply
  • 5. drmchsr0  |  January 28, 2007 at 3:58 am

    I did not say anything about masturbation.

    I just said God does not kill a kitten if you do masturbate.

    Reply
  • 6. Anonymous  |  January 28, 2007 at 7:37 am

    Come on drm, the “Whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten” thing was a lie since the beginning and you knew it.

    Reply
  • 7. zeroblade  |  January 28, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    Drm is using subliminal messaging to tell us that it’s okay to fap because kittens don’t die from that.

    Reply
  • 8. drmchsr0  |  January 29, 2007 at 2:17 am

    :V

    I didn’t say anything of that sort.

    Reply
  • 9. PenguinBox  |  January 30, 2007 at 10:16 am

    The “fad” started from this church website a while back that believed in using euphemisms to keep people accountable.
    Some people believe that it’s a sin, and since it’s rather annoying to say “HEY DID YOU FAP TODAY”, they came up with a euphemism that involved killing kittens.

    People found this, andddd voila. the fad.

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  • 10. Funnibunney  |  September 21, 2007 at 11:22 pm

    Have you ever looked for the name “Onan” in the Bible?

    Let’s just say no kittens were harmed.

    Reply

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