Vegetables rule in this episode of SaiGAR Results.

January 8, 2007 at 7:55 am 7 comments


And in response to certain comments on IRC, I’ll try to spice up this episode of SaiGAR Results. I won’t promise anything, though.

SaiGAR keeps getting weirder and weirder. I swear the People of Ethical Treatment of Plants will bean me for this.

  • The Cabbage (WTF IS THIS CABBAGES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WIN THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN. Also needs moar loli :V)
  • Heinrich Lunge (ONSOKOMARU LOST? WTF IS THIS)

At least Guts and Nanoha will kick some vegetable ass (because Guts pretty much killls anything and Nanoha is a good girl). So there.

And now the moment some of you have been waiting for:

BURNING ANGER 

Next up: Group C brackets. L is only slightly more GAR than the other people in his bracket (Hiraga Saito is not GAR, he is typical hero bullshit, and Naruto is ghei), and well, the other bracket is just really messed up. Oh wait. Being a harem owner does not make one GAR. Even if your harem is most likely to kill people through supernatural and/or scientific means. Tohno SHIKI (aka Akiha’s REAL BROTHER, aka That other SHIKI, aka NOT Nanaya Shiki) is about as GAR as, let’s say Matou Shinji. Why would you vote for someone who’s pretty much the antitheis of GAR? Vote Bean Bandit. He’s almost as GAR as GARcher (by about 55%). It’s the truth.

Also, Jason Miao sucks. CRUSH HIS PROPOGANDA WITH GARMOE(aka Nanoha). OR GUTS.

Entry filed under: SaiGAR.

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Hinano  |  January 8, 2007 at 8:19 am

    lol i voted for the cabbage 😀

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  • 2. tj han  |  January 8, 2007 at 9:53 am

    Wheres the cabbage from?

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  • 3. megavolt  |  January 8, 2007 at 10:26 am

    How the hell did Onsokumaru lose? These people don’t know gar when they see it.

    Reply
  • 4. bluethree  |  January 8, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    Boooo Bean Bandit. Matsushiro Ken is the epitomy of GAR.

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  • 5. Kurogane  |  January 8, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    >>Hiraga Saito is not GAR, he is typical hero bullshit.

    BULLSHIT. You should read the novel summaries. He went up ALONE against 30K soldiers, disobeying orders, who were about to decimate Louise, who was being ordered to become bait. Is that not GAR enough for you?

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  • 6. drmchsr0  |  January 8, 2007 at 8:04 pm

    Yawn.

    Heroes always do that. Disobeying orders to save someone.

    Guts faced every creature imaginable, and he slayed them all. Zengar betrayed his teammates to follow his beliefs. Kyosuke Nanbu faced off not only hordes of aliens, enemy mecha and even his former boss and love interest, WITHOUT once disobeying orders. Lancer took FATAL BLOWS and didn’t die, and well, when Kotomine ordered him to kill himself, he killed Kotomine along with himself. And well, we all know about GARcher.

    Obviously someone didn’t read the Gunsmith Cats manga.

    True GAR comes from not just simply being badass. The character has to be BADASS BEYOND COMPARE.

    Speaking of badass beyond compare, where the hell are Norris Packard, Johnny Raiden AND Terry Sanders?

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  • 7. Kim Devonshire  |  January 9, 2007 at 5:45 am

    Need Recipes?
    Some great Vegie Recipes available to complement your
    tips here:
    http://vegatarian-lifestyle.blogspot.com/

    Reply

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