SaiGAR 2007 is lulz

December 28, 2006 at 10:41 pm 11 comments


Well, you all know SaiMoé, but what about SaiGAR?

SaiGAR is basically a fun parody of SaiMoé and in English. Same rules from SaiMoé apply, but well, their choices for badass is nothing short of LAWL.

Shinji Ikari, Some robot dude from Cromartie, Maebara Keiichi, LAWLsokomaru, a frog(Giroro), NANOHA LAWL, THE CABBAGE from Yoakena(LULZ), Miyanokoji Mizuho, TEH JUN, Gimpboy Keita from Inukami!, LOL SHINN ASUKA, Gheiboy Kaoru(also from EVA), half the male cast from Naruto(ROTFLOL), leads from really bad series (Zaizen Jotaro and Mushashi Gundoh), delicious shota, A COUCH, Feito-chan’s talking staff, MR. DELICIOUS!!!!!!!(for those of you not in the know, that’s the inspector from Higurashi, and no, we’re not talking Akasaka, who also should be in the poll), and a few others.

…I’m serious. Aizen’s couch is in the damn SaiGAR. Also, a Charttro Anzjeena is out. (Char and Quattro/Quattlo/Motherf*ckerhasfourvag0000s are one and the same.)

When the 2nd of January hits, be sure to vote for the following (and you must! OR I WILL RELEASE THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF RULE 34):

  • Nero (He’s Chaotic MAD.)
  • GARcher (GARcher beats Alexander Andserson because Alex touches little children at night)
  • Gargoyle (Inanimate objects win)
  • Sagara (He drives a robot, ’nuff said)
  • Dio (WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY, also steamroller kills emokid)
  • Mwu (FUCKING MAKE HIM DIE FUKUDA YOU MOTHERFUCKER)
  • Brigh Noah (He makes bitchslapping and brawling cool. Also, no Brightslap, no badass Amuro.)
  • Guts (Guts is ausum)
  • Maebara Keiichi (Sanji is a pussy, and I dunno about Outlaw Star :V)
  • LOL NANOHA (She’s the only LOLI in SaiGAR LULZ)
  • Onsokomaru (Lulz)
  • Rentarou (He eats cabbages)
  • Bean Bandit OR Tohno Shiki (Bean is badass, even more so than Shiki, but Shiki can tame a dangerous harem :V)
  • Lelouch (He’s motherf*cking Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine ROLLED INTO ONE. How cool is that?)
  • Hakuoro (Admit it, he better than emotard Shinn AND Gimpboy Keita. Even if Keita is good for lawl.)
  • TEH JUN (Jun is cute =3 And moar ghei than Kaoru =3 Also I am hardkoar Jun fanbwoi =3)
  • Spike Speigel (Spike is kewl)
  • JoJo (You can’t have Dio without JoJo)
  • Alucard (Badass beyond extreme. Also his English voice is kewl)
  • MR. DELICIOUS (HE IS DERECIOUS BAOR)
  • Maes Hughes (So badass he had to die)
  • Ginko (Shutup, I like him.)
  • ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (TATSUMAKI ZANKANTOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, um, yeah, his best friend dresses up like a clown. WHAR BE ELZAM)
  • Gilgamesh (KoGil ish cuet =3)
  • Char (Or For Vag0000s, They’re the same guy.)
  • Ryoma (because Getter Robo is good for the soul.)
  • Kunisaki Yukito (Yukito is TEH PERVERT.)
  • Col. Roy “MINISKIRTS” Mustang (Approves of MINISKIRTS)
  • Nanaya Shiki (This is what it means to kill things. *kills environs)
  • Lancer (My ass is Rho Aias~ Also, ignored character :V)
  • Sasakura Ryu (GARtenders are badass)
  • NOT Hiraga Saitou (He is your typical hero bull, not very kewl.)
  • Freddie (Heck, just vote anyone from Cromartie. If Anyone from Cromartie wins, I’ll watch Cromartie.)
  • Alex Louis Armstrong (He’s goddamn GAR, all right.)
  • Mister (He is the only badass to be exempt from the man-with-loli rule[Any badass with a loli is instanly 95% less badass]. Okay, I lie. He’s not.)
  • MASTER ASIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I forget, did he stop a Gundam with his bare hands? He is pretty damn GAR for an old man.)
  • Jet Black (Okay, he’s kewl too)
  • Madarame (Him too :V)

And if voting goes nutsy-cuckoo, remember to throw in the following names:

  • Marisa Kirisame
  • Kyosuku Nanbu
  • Akasaka
  • Kuzuki Souchirou
  • The Junker/Mr. Customer/Homo Planetarians (YES THAT GUY FROM PLANETARIAN)
  • Signum
  • Shamal
  • Vita
  • Moot
  • WTSnacks
  • Junpei (Yes, that ninja from Megatokyo. Need more lulz entries.)
  • BIAN ZOLDARK (He was badass, quiet you.)
  • Yagokoro Eirin
  • Delita Hyral
  • Fate T. Halloun (:V)
  • Nuriko (died for YOUR sins)
  • Yukari Yakumo
  • Samuel L. Jackson

Okay, I’m burned out.Let’s make Nanoha win SaiGAR, and we can all lol ourselves silly.

Entry filed under: Funny.

You know about that news about Kara No Kyokai anime being nothing but lies? Fate/Zero is out~ Wai~

11 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Ashleigh  |  December 28, 2006 at 10:54 pm

    WHERE IS AKAGI?

    Reply
  • 2. drmchsr0  |  December 28, 2006 at 11:11 pm

    he’s in SaiGAR, but I haven’t watched the series :V

    Reply
  • 3. Demian  |  December 29, 2006 at 12:52 am

    Your missing out on some extreme manliness then. I agree with everyone else, but THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! Vote GARcher!

    Reply
  • 4. zeroblade  |  December 29, 2006 at 2:26 am

    where is Ryu Sasakura?

    I want my GARtender NOW.

    Reply
  • 5. drmchsr0  |  December 29, 2006 at 3:24 am

    Oh, but you must, or I reveal… … … ….

    The Horrible Secret of Rule 34.

    It is so horrible and unexpected (but admittedly cute :V) you will go to Hell for 20 eternities.

    I cannot reveal the nature of such horrors, save that it is horrible even when compared to sitting through Mushahi Gundoh AND Zaizen Jotaro 42 times. And rewatching Gundam SEED Destiny after that.

    Okay, I’m feeling generous, one more hint. The last thing you will ever think of obeying Rule 34.

    For those of you in the know, quietly reveal nothing.

    Reply
  • 6. jpmeyer  |  December 29, 2006 at 10:57 am

    Needs more characters with GAR (or easily GAR-ed) in their names.

    Reply
  • 7. Anonymous  |  December 31, 2006 at 10:05 am

    >>Moot
    It better be Meximoot because Realmoot is a wimp. Same goes to Snacks. Needs more Soviet Russia. On a serious note, CHAR and Lancer have my earned my vote but Nanoha don’t. lol internet.

    Reply
  • 8. GARgamel  |  December 31, 2006 at 9:47 pm

    Let’s make Nanoha win SaiGAR.. or Itsuki Koizumi

    It will be epic if we make that happen ;}

    Reply
  • 9. Eponymous  |  January 6, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    It took me this long to figure out who was the owner of this blog that keeps clogging up my google searches.

    Reply
  • 10. Ronin  |  January 7, 2007 at 1:52 am

    If Itsuki wins, that is… was he?

    Reply
  • 11. anon  |  January 19, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Hell, I want Nanoha to win SaiGar, and I’m voting seriously. She’s easily the most badass/kickass character listed there. My 2nd choice would be Lelouche, then Guts or Kenpachi… who somehow got knocked out in the first round. Wow..

    Anyway I’m all about Nanoha winning, and I don’t even mean it as a joke.

    She deserves it.

    Reply

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