A Diatribe Against Haruhiism

October 14, 2006 at 11:20 pm 66 comments


Note: This does not concern the fictional character known as Suzumiya Haruhi. She may be cute, but she is a tsundere, and you all know my policy on tsunderes :V (for those of you not in the know, I think tsunderes should be raped :V)

As you all have known, DM has this silly project where he tries (and as of this afternoon, has suceeded) in trying to preserve an icon of this silly little cult called Haruhiism. (Yahoo now officially sucks. Don’t use Yahoo Search EVER.)

HARUHIISM SUCKS

And his reason? He thinks we should preserve what is more commonly known as one of the stupidest acheivements known to humankind (and by the way, they’ve got it all wrong.): The formation of this asinine little cult.

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And now, this retarded excuse of a religion will now be preserved forever all because of the repeated efforts of one stupid FANBOY. ANd every stupid FANBOY like him will now laud his efforts as if he scaled Mount Fucking Everest. (and as a side note, you DO get paid to climb Mount Everest. And if you reach the summit, you become famous :V)

HARUHIISM SUCKS

He’s a goddamned idiot. Him and everyone who thinks like him. This also applies to fanboys of every kind imaginable.

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Worse still, he’s educated in the Singapore equivalent of bloody Oxford, Yale, yaddayaddayadda. He, by all respects, would be the last person on Earth to pull off this idiotic stunt. Because even though he’s may be stupid enough to pull off this stunt, he’s supposed to have the common sense not to fall into the trap of worshipping a heathen idol. Quite simply put, no matter how awesome a character is, one should have the good sense to not try to go on the defensive when his/her favorite character is being insulted. The only thing I see/get whenever I say “Suzumiya Häruhi sucks” is the equivalent of “OMFG YOU INSULTED OUR GODDESS PREPARE TO GET FLAMED/DIE LOLOLOL”, rather than the equivalent of “And do you have the evidence to back it up?” And they think their boorish attitudes and empty threats can sway everyone in their favor. Well, let me tell you this: it only makes YOU a bigger target of prejudice, criticism, and you make all of us look bad in comparsion to the rest of the human race. (What have we learnt from this? We find assholes and idiotic fanboys EVERYWHERE, from the cream of the crop, to the bottom of the barrel.)

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Goddammit. And I thought such unabashed idiocy only existed on videogame forums and videogame blogs. It seems I hve been proven wrong.

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It’s so fucking retarded, this whole Haruhiism thing. Heck, even Japan has grown tired of it (for the most part, now it’s being used as a marketing tactic. Gotta love how the Jpanese make money off the idiotic fanboys.) So why are we still harping on how ‘awesome’ she is?

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I’ve got nothing against the series, nor the character. For the most part, I think it’s a rather nicely written piece of literature. However, I can’t stand the asinine fanboys who keep JUMPING ON ME WHENEVER I SAY SOMETHING THAT OFFENDS THEIR OVERLY BLOATED EGOS.

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Get a fucking life, you wastes of sentience. You all are going to give aliens, espers, and time-travellers bad first impreions if they do ever find that time-capsule.

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Hit me with your worst, you cunts. I dare ya. Fuck that, I IMPLORE YOU TO FLAME ME. No, fuck that too. I IMPLORE YOU TO COME UP TO ME AND SAY IT IN MY FACE MY OPINION IS WRONG AND SHOULD NOT BE LISTENED TO IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC AS LOUDLY AS YOU CAN. OR BETTER YET, PUNCH ME IN PUBLIC. AS HARD AS YOU CAN. If the only thing you can do is hide behind your computers and continually flame me, you’re no better than the dregs of the Internet. This is not a threat or a challange, it’s an ULTIMATUM. Note that this does not apply to anyone outside of Singapore.
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(I swear, if I have to ram my fist into your brains, I will do so with a smile on my face. And a knife in my hand.)

Entry filed under: Anime, Bitching.

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66 Comments Add your own

  • 1. lolikit  |  October 15, 2006 at 12:04 am

    *breathless from reading so intently*

    You’re the man, Dream.

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  • 2. DarkMirage  |  October 15, 2006 at 12:26 am

    You are insulting our religion! HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATION!

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  • 3. mt-i  |  October 15, 2006 at 12:26 am

    You are right. One should not worship a goddess of mere flesh and pixels. Blessed be the name of our overlords from the future. Praise divine Nagato. Yukiism forever!

    Oh wai-

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  • 6. jR_baba  |  October 15, 2006 at 12:38 am

    HARUHIISM SUCKS I AGREE WITH U DOOD

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  • 7. Anonymous  |  October 15, 2006 at 12:46 am

    LEGENDARY FAIL?

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  • 8. Your Father  |  October 15, 2006 at 12:47 am

    HKPRO: The G36 SeriesG36 as compared to the father of all HK rifles, the G3. … The G36 jams so rarely that HK has said that they have a G36K that has been fired more than …

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  • 9. Anonymous  |  October 15, 2006 at 12:49 am

    LEGENDARY?

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  • 10. omo  |  October 15, 2006 at 12:55 am

    …and you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Aire?

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  • 11. Tsubaki  |  October 15, 2006 at 1:06 am

    WHO GIVES A FUCK FOR HARUHIISM WHEN YOU HAVE AYAISM?

    AYAISM > HARUHIISM
    AYAISM > HARUHIISM
    AYAISM > HARUHIISM
    AYAISM > HARUHIISM
    AYAISM > HARUHIISM
    AYAISM > HARUHIISM
    AYAISM > HARUHIISM
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    AYAISM > HARUHIISM
    AYAISM > HARUHIISM

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  • 12. tj han  |  October 15, 2006 at 1:12 am

    Oxford? You must be joking.

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  • 13. retsgip  |  October 15, 2006 at 1:26 am

    this entry looks like fun

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  • 14. One with Rori  |  October 15, 2006 at 1:28 am

    My rori says haruhi pawns, your logic hence failz.

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  • 15. LianYL  |  October 15, 2006 at 2:57 am

    Oxford? n00b. I studied at CowToyota.

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  • 16. Tallon  |  October 15, 2006 at 5:07 am

    SLAP ME LIKE A CHICKEN

    NIIIIINNNJJJAAAA

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  • 17. Leviathean  |  October 15, 2006 at 7:03 am

    You say it, drm!
    DarkMirage’s silly project deserves nothing but mockery. Thank god I’m not the only one who thinks so.

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  • 18. mwgamera  |  October 15, 2006 at 7:19 am

    Haruhiizm is simply taking more fun from Haruhi series,
    this couldn’t possibly suck, and therefore you FAIL!

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  • 19. Tyrenol  |  October 15, 2006 at 8:58 am

    Haruhiism Sucks.
    Mitsuo Fukuda and Jesus Yamato Suck.
    Hideaki Anno and his Evangelion Masturbation Sucks.
    Converting h-games to regular anime Sucks.
    50 Cent and G-Unit Sucks.

    There are people starving in 3rd World countries and people in US government trying to turn it into China from the inside.

    A life. A clue. A diet. A significant other. A job or career. GET THAT. Or else (and it won’t be me giving it to ’em), get a fist in a face. -_-;

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  • 20. rdrake  |  October 15, 2006 at 6:28 pm

    Hehe, I don’t know. I think I’ll just sit back and watch the Haruhisms and anti-Haruhisms slug it out. Probably going to turn out even more funny than the original anime. Imagine that…

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  • […] Today, I reveal the truth behind RIUVA because since drmChsr0’s bored and he’s bashing DarkMirage, I thought it might be fun to add more storm into this whole Singapore Animeblogging Dorama. […]

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  • 22. random commentor!  |  October 15, 2006 at 11:51 pm

    I’m a wuss and I comment on ADD sometimes, so I’m using a secret name here.

    I never got into Suzumiya Haruhi. Watched the first few eps, was BLEH at it, didn’t finish the series (somewhere in my stack of CDs) and I didn’t really understand the hype and popularity behind it.

    To top it all, I hate Hirano Aya. I just hate anything that’s over-hyped heh. (Okay, reason #1 was because I dislike girls who act cute because that’s so faaaaake and Hirano Aya = act cute) I’m waiting for her to fall from popularity! Old-time seiyuu for the win.

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  • […] Just a little update on the status of the Human Instrumentality Project Haruhiism Time Capsule Project, our united struggle to make Haruhiism last forever. Despite all the negative hate energy that has been gathering at a certain individual’s blog (great things are so easily misunderstood :P), we are making great progress! Justice, love and all that shazfaz will triumph! And yes, I just made that word up. […]

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  • 24. riceblade@hotmail.com  |  October 16, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    lol whats with all this commotion. I just see it as a fun way to preserve the anime series and leave something of yours in history. Dont really see haruhi as a religion at all. Im gonna leave my image in the time capsule too just for fun^^

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  • 25. candyman  |  October 16, 2006 at 4:35 pm

    Haruhi ain’t my god. You are. I salute your attempts agains the evil haruhisim. Good job.

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  • 26. Mysterio006  |  October 16, 2006 at 6:55 pm

    I’m glad you consider this project a waste. What people seem to be obsessed about is an anime, just another anime, and just becuase Haruhi is a “God” in this anime (and the animation quality is higher than average), we have this cult following. A tiny fraction watch anime. Isn’t images about the world, historical sites, the people living in it, and such more important than a silly anime and its “God”?

    Unfortunately, nothing will stop people from continuing this mess.

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  • 27. ToyBox  |  October 16, 2006 at 10:45 pm

    Isn’t all this hype gonna make Haruhiism more popular in either ways? Doesn’t boycotting seemed to be a more feasible solution… haha, just my 2 cents, people are prolly going to ignore this anyway.

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  • 28. Mike  |  October 16, 2006 at 11:19 pm

    I think you guys who are anti-haruhist are just taking this too seriously. Haruiism ‘s sole purpose is to allow us to have fun, and it has absolutely no link to the so called “official religion” you currently believe in.

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  • 29. Blue-Kun  |  October 17, 2006 at 12:48 am

    HENTAI TIME CAPSULE, GO!

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  • 30. enel  |  October 17, 2006 at 1:20 am

    Your rant failed the second you say Haruhi is tsundere. Haruhi is NOT tsundere, despite what the almighty Wikipedia says.

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  • 31. Nayuki casts Wail of the Banshee  |  October 17, 2006 at 1:53 am

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  • 32. syuan  |  October 17, 2006 at 2:07 am

    It’s like I’m paranoid lookin’ over my back
    It’s like a whirlwind inside of my head
    It’s like I can’t stop what I’m hearing within
    It’s like the face inside is right beneath my skin
    It’s like I’m paranoid lookin’ over my back
    It’s like a whirlwind inside of my head
    It’s like I can’t stop what I’m hearing within
    It’s like the face inside is right beneath my skin
    It’s like I’m paranoid lookin’ over my back
    It’s like a whirlwind inside of my head
    It’s like I can’t stop what I’m hearing within
    It’s like the face inside is right beneath my skin
    It’s like I’m paranoid lookin’ over my back
    It’s like a whirlwind inside of my head
    It’s like I can’t stop what I’m hearing within
    It’s like the face inside is right beneath my skin

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  • 33. syuan  |  October 17, 2006 at 2:14 am

    You are crazy….haha…go for psychoanalysis before it’s too late…

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  • 34. SWPIGWANG  |  October 17, 2006 at 2:36 am

    slow news day?

    *there can only be 鮮血の結末* (needs airplane ticket)

    There is nothing that represents the human species than acts of sheer meaningless stupidity. I’d think it is very representative. To deny the fanboy is to deny reality, humanity and honest knowledge altogther, hiding in a imaginary projected reality that makes even less sense than the fanboys. 😛

    Aliens, Espers and Time Travellers need to know about the power of fandom!

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  • 35. Ronin  |  October 17, 2006 at 2:52 am

    Sigh. Words fail me at this issue.

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  • 37. Izzy  |  October 17, 2006 at 3:34 am

    I can understand something like this annoying you- for me it’s Star Wars fans who take their fandom seriously that annoy me- but while “Haruhiists” are taking their like of the series further than you think they should, I don’t know that it is really so objectionable as you’re saying here. Maybe I’ve just somehow missed the worst of it.
    Just my opinion on the matter, but I think “can you prove that?” is a bad response to a comment like “Haruhi sucks” (which is a flame itself- an insult with no reasoning offered for it); a better response would be “well, that’s your opinion, but I think that the show’s really creative and funny” or something. Just felt it should be said ^^
    You’re worried about giving people who’ll see the Time Capsule a bad first impression of humanity- well, I can certainly see why you’d devote a blog entry of this intensity at the Harhiists. I mean, there are political policies and parties, and military practices, and action groups and ALL sorts out there doing things that would *really* give a bad first impression of humanity, but I’m sure none of their members would post photos of their symbol in the “faith” or “hope” or “love” or “fun” sections. I’m sure the Haruhiists are the biggest threat to humanity that will submit images to the Time Capsule.

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  • 38. drmchsr0  |  October 17, 2006 at 11:05 am

    Thank you 4chan.

    Also, guys, it’s all fun and games until someone talks about rewriting world history and world domination in the name of ANY individual, real or fictional.

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  • 39. reader  |  October 17, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    what the hell is a linkin park song doing in here?

    =p

    keep up the good work mr drm!!!

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  • 40. Swordsong Dreamdancer  |  October 17, 2006 at 5:48 pm

    Now, whatever happened to “Freedom of expression”? I believe that annotated/connected to that is the freedom to do as he pleases (for as long as the perpetrator/actor doesn’t directly or indirectly physically or emotionally hurt someone) . If you think/believe the Haruhi project sucks, why don’t you do something that will trump it up/be better than it is?

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  • 41. ForsakenLight  |  October 17, 2006 at 8:57 pm

    Dude, you are taking the whole thing too seriously, I believe that haruhiism is something for the fans to have fun with, perhaps a way to remember a short series? Nevertheless, you yourself should more or less understand the nature of fanboys, not to mention their actions. If you really hate it, just ignore it, there is no need to make a big fuss out of the whole thing. Why add oil to the fire when you don’t even have the means to put out the fire before adding the oil in? I hope you get my drift…….

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  • 42. bakavic  |  October 17, 2006 at 11:54 pm

    As they say, “A little nonsense now and then, comes from the wises men.” 😉

    But comment 38 is rather interesting – imagine if mankind got obliterated somehow, and this time capsule is the most prominent thing left. I’m sure that whoever discovers it will be having a rather untrue view of how life was really like on earth.

    It’s not only Haruhiism – there could be tons of other similar gags being pulled on it. Perhaps the only thing we will have preserved will be our pop culture. But perhaps that’s the true purpose of the time capsule – a snapshot of the internet – everything from the formal, to the casual, to the downright bottom-of-barrel.

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  • 43. icie  |  October 18, 2006 at 11:31 pm

    “Oxford”? Don’t kid yourself, RI is not even that well-known outside of Singapore/Asia. I know I was shocked when I first came here and the transfer school didn’t know what it was (thought it was a mental institute).

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  • 44. Fighterdoken  |  October 19, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    “Hit me with your worst, you cunts. I dare ya. Fuck that, I IMPLORE YOU TO FLAME ME…
    …Note that this does not apply to anyone outside of Singapore”

    I LOL’ed on the note XP

    Well, leaving aside what the “desu-desu” and “sage goes on the mail field” people out there think about Haruhiism, i think a true haruhiist wouldn’t need to flame or prove that you are wrong. I mean, a true haruhiist could care less what you or me or none else thinks, because he follows the path of Haruhi, she for who mere mortals are garbage and don’t deserve attention (unless they can serve a purpose, like giving MORE screen to haruhiism, even if it’s on the negative side).

    On the post:
    I don’t think you will be able of creating the same level of flame-wars insulting SHnY than what you would get doing the same for Naruto, DBZ, Evangelion… anything mainstream, because most Haruhi fans couldn’t care less anyways, they are just having fun, and are conscious of that.

    And on the comments:
    I agree with 30 over there… Haruhi is not a tsundere, more like Tsun-tsun-genki-genki, but not much on the dere-dere side.
    And to 29… hell yeah, Hentai Time Capsule 4TW. I can see the aliens thinking the same way as the guy from Puni Puni Poemi 😄

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  • 45. Pasonia  |  October 30, 2006 at 11:13 pm

    Well well well, and all this coz of one girl?
    Can’t we all live in peace for one, my friends? Answer.

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  • 46. RDrake’s anime roamings  |  November 1, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    […] For those of you who read drmchsr0’s anti-Haruhiism diatribe, and those who didn’t… […]

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  • 47. C81  |  November 14, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    Relax.

    I’m no supporter of Haruhi or Haruhiism purely. I have no interest in the tsundered hsrself.

    ~

    However……

    SUPPORT THE SPREAD OF THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA WORLDWIDE !

    The anime ahsn’t been licensed yet ! The books which won an award, shouldn’t be associated merely with the anime, they should also be published under Penguin !

    Sod the obsession with Haruhi ! Support the story itself !!

    ~

    WHo knows ? Haruhi may become the next Oliver Twist.

    ~

    Btw… what IS the SIngapore equivalent of Oxford ? I’m entering NUS, and RI is not even worthy of the title… though I’m from SJI.

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  • 48. Stahn  |  December 11, 2006 at 9:45 am

    Suzumiya Haruhi.

    It’s a work of fiction. And it’s a damn good one. Better than everything out there. Hmm, it’s a damn simple series that can be psychologically and philosophically analyzed in every fucking aspect. And that’s what’s so great about Suzumiya Haruhi.
    While Evangelion puts the religious nonsense on top, in Suzumiya Haruhi it’s all on the background. It’s a damn romantic comedy after all.

    Well, that was an improvised opinion.

    AND TSUNDERES ARE MY FETISH, OK?

    ONE JUST DOES NOT RAPE INTO TSUNDERES.

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  • 49. Mayu  |  December 15, 2006 at 7:10 pm

    Fanboys my foot that aint even half the thousands of fans out there there a FANGIRLS they exist now theres one here typing this

    HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR WOMEN THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO GO AROUND RAPING TSUNDERES AND WHATEVER ARE PEOPLE ASKING TO DIE

    At least Dark Mirage wanted to keep the haruhiism alive unlike other anime give it a few years and poof its gone and no one remembers it. Dark Mirage deserves praise not mockery have you ever been to any singapore anime forums? i have and the haruhi thread is the longest that goes to show how good that anime is

    usually i wont say anything but the whole shitload of raping tsunderes has irritated me like hell im not going to stand around while some idiot promotes rape what the fuck is so different between the two genders that the females HAVE to be raped leave the females alone or you’ll get more than just flames

    and haruhi does not deserve to be raped she is pure as she is
    this project deserves to succeed like it did

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  • 50. drmchsr0  |  December 16, 2006 at 11:30 pm

    Jesus Christ.

    People still want to challenge me over this?

    DM and I are cool over this matter already.

    Also, Mayu proves that most Singaporeans are easily suckered into pretty much anything.

    Also, I have real respect for real women. They do a lot of stuff and are not credited for it. Like childbirth for example. Anime characters don’t deserve half as much respect. A quarter, if it’s a well-written, well-rounded (character-wise), and multfacted character, which the novels portray quite well (barring the many parts where the author lost it and went Yuki is Moé for a book), but not half as much respect for real women.

    I hate people who shove their opinions and attitudes down my throats for a good reason. And I’m sick of all this fanboyism and elitism as well. No one respects the companies or creative talent who try their very best and worst to bring anime to the masses. Hell, we tried to copyright cosplay for a bit. I’m tired of humanity flushing themselves down the collective gutter because of stupid little things like this. And I’m tired of people telling me Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu is a must watch and I shouldn’t bash it.

    When I hang out with Tsubaki, tj_han, DM and the rest of the aniblogger community, I feel really happy and contented. We are all doing our best to promote animation in our own ways, and we are all kinda intelligent about it. And then I hang out with the people in my club, and then I run into the stupid fanboys which make up nearly half of the damn club. Or rather, the next generation of stupid fanboys. They don’t understand shit about market economics, copyright laws, the very people who try their best and worst to bring them what they like, motherfuckers who are proud to call themselves idiotic fanboys and embarrass themselves in public showing off their silly merchandise, people who only care about themselves and not about others, people who are willing to break the law to do what they like, people who deserve to be castrated and not reproduce.

    DM had good intentions, I know that. He’s not like them, I admit.I had overreacted when I saw some of the faggots praising him for a job well done. He deserves a far higher praise than from those stupid fanboys.

    I’m not going to say “My Blog, My Rules” because that’s gonna make me like them. What I will say is this: You are free to lay scorn, heap praise, or anything in between. If you don’t like what I say, critique away. You like what I write, keep the praises short and the critiques long. I appeal to not just a limited audience, but to a far bigger audience than I know possible. I will do everything in my power to try to at least make my readers happy, but I do not promise all of my posts will please all of you.

    And as a sidenote, I don’t promote actual rape. That is illegal and does not appeal to feminists. Raping of fictional characters is still morally wrong, but hey, thanks for pointing that out. You really shouldn’t look at Japanese porn doujins, then.

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  • 51. ChinookMcGuck  |  December 25, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    Although not a Haruhiist myself, I have to appluad DarkMirage for the absurdity of it all. I don’t think he really takes himself seriously, but is just milking the situation for all it’s worth (if a picture I had submitted as a joke had been accepted, I’d probably do something similiar.) I don’t think he’s an idiot, just an eccentric.

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  • 52. RandomGuy  |  January 1, 2007 at 11:53 am

    O.o wow you sound really angry. wut iz this Haruhiism? this has got me intrested lols

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  • 53. Sarah  |  April 18, 2007 at 7:01 am

    -_- Good grief. What did that guy ever do to you. Or Haruhi fanboys for that matter? Everyone is entitled to their own opinions but if I were you I would put that energy into a more….worth while issue.
    BTW aren’t time capsules meant to preserve things you like? o.O He likes Haruhi. Like me. And thousands of other girls and guys out there. I remember back in the day when girls put glitter nailpolish in school time capsules…. granted those were a bit…smaller scale but the point is still the same.

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  • 54. Dedicated Haruhiist from Singapore  |  July 5, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    What is wrong with you? I used to be a free thinker, but I was introduced to the great world of Haruhiism, and now, my friends are trying to prove to me everyday that Haruhi is not God (Which she most omnipotently is (did I use that right?)) You should watch the Melancholt of Haruhi Suzumiya more often. If you still flame Haruhiism, I’d say, what’s your name, go someplace, and I’ll send a letter opener right between your eyes. Haruhiism rocks and that is FINAL! We have our own opinion on the matter, and if we choose to believe in it, you have no irght to flame it. It’s like Muslims flaming Christianity. Someday, Maybe, Haruhiism will become a true religion, and when you finally realized the truth, you’d already have that knife in your forehead.

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  • 55. MarshallArts  |  July 8, 2007 at 11:48 am

    This made me laugh so hard, I cried.
    MOAR!

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  • 56. Tyrenol  |  July 10, 2007 at 4:58 am

    I got some news for the pro-Haruhi lot:

    http://www.google.com/trends?q=Transformers%2C+Haruhi%2C+Evangelion%2C+Gundam&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

    Transformers > Gundam > Evangelion > Haruhi

    Noting that nothing is perfect, and even the Transformer movies and shows have incredibly large plotholes; one needs to understand:

    Gundam was good until Fukuda and Morosawa ruined it and flung it to the loser otaku-tachi. And Evangelion was directed by some nutjob with a fetish for symbolistic masochism.

    And, yeah. When you see a greasy fat person with that “Haruhi” look on his head, headband and all; then you KNOW that we’ll never win this so-called “War On Terror.” This “Haruhiism Cult is just like these other cults; they tend to end in massive death.

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  • 57. No names, just a fan of Haruhi  |  July 28, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    well…it’s over a year late, but, hrm. well, go ahead and hate Haruhi. You’re entitled to your own opinions. some of us quite like Haruhi and (half-jokingly, with more than a little self-deprecating amusement) raise her upon a pedestal and proclaim her god. that’s really our own problem if we want to worship a fictional character from the deranged imagination of some random geeky writer-dude from Japan. Really nothing to you if I eat my croissants with mayonnaise or jam or while singing the ten hymns of haruhi or whatever.

    When the self-proclaimed Haruhiists go crazy and attempt to convert everybody to Haruhiism, well, that’s when the problem becomes your problem. And in this respect amen, preach it brother, tell it like it is. It’s awful, disgusting, and really quite embarrassing to the rest of us.

    don’t hate haruhi. (actually, hrmm, if you want to it’s your business; please go ahead). hate the arsewipes who carry the joke too far or don’t even realise the joke.

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  • 58. Tyrenol  |  July 29, 2007 at 10:31 am

    No names, just a fan of Haruhi:

    Oh yeah. Don’t hate God. Hate his followers. I LOVE that.

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  • 59. kman105055  |  December 22, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    anti haruhism sucks. and with that amount of spam, you wont convince anyone at all.

    Anyway, ill ram a fist into your brain with a chainsaw.

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  • 60. Suzumiya Haruhi  |  December 26, 2007 at 6:16 am

    no importan lo que digan… haruhi es mas dios del tirano de arriba que si algo no le gusta les manda al infierno…

    ademas haruhi tiene razon de ser… estedes no
    giles

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  • 61. Qwerty  |  December 30, 2007 at 3:24 am

    Hatemongering is deplorable.

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  • 62. Adimanther  |  February 28, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Funny, idiots speaking of idiocy…haruhiism is one way like another to have fun doing something silly.
    You know bungee jumping, karaoke, theme parks or baseball matchs, all things that i do not enjoy and that look silly to me;
    i could even bother to make a blog and waste my time putting a rant about how much i hate these things all together, transforming my conceived sexuality in harsh words and boastings phrases, although my point is another: what is more useless than criticizing one fading way like another to make some friends and have fun? Haruhiism is a common topic, forums about haruhiism are gathering places, practicing her religion a silly ritual: i seriously doubt that the majority of them researchs true virtues and a principle of existence in Haruhi Suzumiya. If they do, my praises for their force of will to get good things out of a silly anime, if they do not, they are just having fun and im happy for them.

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  • 63. fanboi  |  June 21, 2008 at 7:21 am

    I’M HARUHIIST
    SON OF A BITCH ANTI-HARUHI
    ANTI-HARUHIISM IS PIG
    DO YOU WANT A FLAMING?
    DO YOU WANT A FANBOI?
    ANTI-HARUHIISM IS PIG DISGUSTING
    THIS BLOGGER IS A MURDERER
    FUCKING ANIME

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  • 64. hyzen  |  June 23, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Nice poem you got there.

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  • 65. The Haruhiism Time Capsule Project - Part IV | happy anime life  |  September 20, 2008 at 7:34 am

    […] Despite all the negative hate energy that has been gathering at a certain individual’s blog (great things are so easily misunderstood :P), we are making good progress! Justice, love and all […]

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  • 66. me  |  January 23, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    Finally, another sensible man among the fanboys. Why on earth would any self-respecting person worship an anime character? People who do that should be put in quarantine.

    Kudos to you, my friend.

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