Kanon 2006 makes me LOL.

October 8, 2006 at 7:53 pm 8 comments


Everyone’s all hyped up about Kanon, the naysayers are flinging dirt at how spoilerific the first episode is, how AYU LOOKS LIKE MIKURU, how KYONICHI is too nice, and so on and so forth. (As for spoilers, well, head for the hills. I have the spoilerKanons loaded and ready to fire.)

I say it’s funny.

First of all, the first literally slams spoilers in your face, if you have either a) watched the original series or b) played through the game in its entirety/read an assload of spoilers.

And secondly… … … … … … …

SLOW-MOTION TAIYAKI ENJOYMENT. (around the 2:45-2:47 mark)

Easily one of the better moments of Kanon 2006. And AyuSpin©, and Kitagawa, and all the times Akiko appeared, and Sayurin~ Best waste of techology EVAR.

And if you watch closely, there’s a reference to AIR at around the 9:44 – 9:48 mark. (Yes, it’s Mizuzu’s favorite Peach Drink. YAY (> o < ) b )

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESO-

Wait, the OP and ED are not sung by Lia :V But both are awesome, just not Lia AWESOME.

Have I menioned I am a Key fanboy yet? (SUBCONSCIOUS MINDCONTROL: Akiko > Sayuri > Mai > Nayuki = Shiori > Kaori = Kitagawa > Ayu > Makoto)

And now, FIRE THE SPOILERKANONS D: HEAD FOR THE HILLS SPOILERS ARE APPROACHING AT AROUND 300 METERS. (Don’t say I didn’t warn you before hand) Don’t click the more if you don’t want your eyes to burn with the fury of a thousand suns due to too much spoilers.

  • Ayu is in fact, a spirit trapped within the city. The snow that perpeutally falls on the city is a result of Ayu wanting to see Yuuichi again.
  • Makoto is a fox spirit (which Yuuichi saved from a TRAP) that assumed human form in order to know her benefactor.
  • Mai hates the school itself because it was built on her favorite place: The Field of Barley. Also, Mai is the only Kanon character to have a sex scene in the classroom :V
  • Shiori is in fact, suffering from a cold. Yes, influenza. I think it’s Bird Flu.
  • Nayuki? I don’t remember any Nayuki spoilers :V
  • No, you perverts, you don’t get to bang Sayuri and Akiko. Even though I want Key to remake Kanon with an Akiko Path, a Sayuri Path, and a Kitagawa Path. You want to bang every lady you meet, go play Kimi ga Nozomu Eien.
  • AKIKO GETS HIT BY A CATBUS O_O >_< T_T But she gets better :V Oh, and Nayuki gets laid :V

Entry filed under: Anime, Kanon.

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8 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Link  |  October 8, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    I hate Key, but I love Nayuki, which is the only reason why I am watching Kanon 2006. The pretty animation helps too.

    I never liked the opening in either the game or any form, it doesn’t sound good to me, neither is it good musically. The ending is average. Personally, I thought Air’s music overall was better than Kanon’s.

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  • 2. Link  |  October 8, 2006 at 11:04 pm

    Oh, I don’t know why anyone is making a huge deal over the spoilers, considering that Kanon has been a game for how many years and a TV series for somewhat less. It’s like complaining if Cowboy Bebop or LotR is spoiled. All three have been around for forever, so either you don’t care about Kanon enough to play/watch the Toei version and you like complaning for the sake of it or you live under a rock.

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  • 3. Tsubaki  |  October 9, 2006 at 1:30 am

    omfg spoilers!

    Yay. Drm you saved me the need to watch Kanon now.

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  • 4. Tallon  |  October 9, 2006 at 2:25 am

    Go Go Akiko Love Max! Mmmmm. They definately need to pull a “Shuffle! On The Stage” and put some of the more dominant side characters with their own paths in a rerelease of the game. But oh well. And sadly, i dont think Lia was really even around when the game came out.

    Anyway, i just hope they keep with the game and have lots and lots more Akiko appearances. Woooooo!

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  • 5. retsgip  |  October 10, 2006 at 4:17 am

    what the fuck! How did I not find your blog until now…

    Even the new animation makes my eyes bleed. Sure it looks WAY better than the old version, but I just keep staring…at those…chins…

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  • 6. drmchsr0  |  October 10, 2006 at 9:40 am

    Jun Maeda loves elongated chins :V

    And Magical heriditary AIDS:V

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  • 7. Tyrenol  |  October 11, 2006 at 12:15 am

    Is too much Air Kanon affecting your life? Are you constantly masturbating over characters from said titles? Well, I have a five-step program that’ll work for you! This is what you do:

    1) Galaxy Angel Rune
    2) Negima!?
    3) Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge
    4) Busou Renkin
    5) Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru

    It might not stop you from masturbating. But, atleast, people won’t look at you like you’re a depressed moron for stating on your blog that you enjoy only one anime title like it rules over your life.

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  • 8. drmchsr0  |  October 11, 2006 at 11:49 am

    Also, we have pure happiness and awesome ready for injection.

    Unfortunately, the only syringe we have is this Nurse Witch Komugi replica. And the needle is actually a hollow suppository. So we’re gonna pump pure happiness and awesome up your ass like an enema :V

    Enjoy~

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