I just realized something.

August 3, 2006 at 12:49 am 8 comments


In most H-doujins and H-fanart, I rarely see the breaking of the hymen, ie the part of the doujin/pic where the male and the female are doing it, and you see blood in that area. No she’s not having her period.

And yet, you see the male with a swollen penis the size of the friggin’ Titanic. (Note: This is an extrapolation. A very very wild extrapolation.) And usually the length and girth of a redwood. (Again, more wild extrapolation.) How could this be possible if we assume the girl has never had sex before?

We can only assume three things here:

  1. The female has no hymen to start with.
  2. We are being led by the Japanese fanartists.
  3. The vagina is actually a  place where right is wrong, Einsteinein physics goes outta whack, Stephen Hawking is proven wrong on a regular basis, and penises automagically shrink upon entering the forbidden zone. And that the hymen is a whole lotta stronger than than the Hoover Dam.

I call shenanigans and pick the third theory. After all, we don’t know anything about the female body, am I right?

Entry filed under: Anime, Porn.

Enjoying anime I cringed.

8 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Kurogane  |  August 3, 2006 at 3:08 am

    Pervert.

    They’re just too assed to draw in the blood.

    Some of the better ones do have blood.

    Reply
  • 2. Ronin  |  August 3, 2006 at 3:14 am

    Nothing a little lesson in “sex education” can’t fix.

    …oops. Was that blatant? 😛

    Reply
  • 3. j.valdez  |  August 3, 2006 at 3:18 am

    Okay, I can’t say that I don’t expect a post like this from d-r-m, but this topic caught me by surprise. I’ve also notices the variable-size penis in many H anime/doujin/fanart, but I’ve always assumed it was an unconscious wanting on the part of the artist or bad use of prospective.

    Thoughts on those possibilities
    1) It only breaks once (unless surgically re-attached), so the characters my simply be a raging sex-fiend.
    2) yeah….
    3) Needs closer study…

    Reply
  • 4. Tevarrek  |  August 3, 2006 at 4:25 am

    Yes, there are no hymens in H 😛

    Likewise, if there’s so much blood that’s coming out of that area, one can infer that it’s because something big is trying to get through a much smaller hole, thus breaking skin and….

    well, I hope that you got the point.

    Reply
  • 5. Ouabain  |  August 4, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    Speaking of which, one blogger I read says he likes doing it while his wife is having her period.

    Apparently he loves that smell.

    And doubles up on beach towels to minimize the mess.

    Reply
  • 6. Bridge Bunny  |  August 5, 2006 at 11:21 am

    Slutty Princess Diaries has de-floweration.

    Reply
  • 7. lolikit  |  August 17, 2006 at 8:59 am

    When Chikane rapes Himeko with a flute in the Kannazuki no Miko manga, there’s blood.

    Reply
  • 8. faraway  |  May 8, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    u mean Kannazuki no Miko in anime or comics???

    Reply

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