How certain anime series could have been improved/saved

July 28, 2006 at 6:45 am Leave a comment


Look, we all know some series have been dragging on like God knows when. And some of them suck outright. And a few didn’t live up to expectations. So here’s a list of series and how we can improve them.

Inuyasha: For chrissakes, just turn Inuyasha into a GIRL. Then it turns into a SISCON ANIME, because Sesshomaru will most probably DO HIS SISTER. YES HIS SISTER.

Naruto: Actually, let’s just end the whole series with a giant foot crushing the world of Naruto.

Bleach: DBZ-STYLE AIZEN VS ICHIGO FIGHTS. WITH EPISODES USED FOR CHARGING UP THEIR BANKAI.

Gundam CE Universe: STARGAZER is not enough. I demand the Gundam SEED Destiny Movie to be 90 MINUTES OF PURE HARDCORE YAOI. Otherwise I might just write off CE for good. This is the only way to save CE. Or doom it.

Mai Hime/Otome: Need moar yurisechz scenes. And WTF misuses of innate powers.

Tsukihime: Wait, nevermind.

Fate/Stay Night: KyoAni or J.C. Staff to do Heaven’s Feel scenario. That will do nicely. We need to retcon DEEN’s efforts.

Kanon: REDO THE WHOLE SERIES. Wait, KyoAni’s on the job.

Mobile Suit Gundam: MOAR BISHIES PLS KTHXBAI.

Gundam Wing/Endless Waltz: Less of the ruddy bishies and invincible mecha.

Eva: Remove that pussy of a male lead and use some punk like Archer to fill the role. Or we could throw in another lady and up the yuri quotient.Or make Kaoru the main lead.

Ebichu: Another season pls.

Shakugan No Shana: HURRY UP WITH THE MOVIE.

MILFBlade: MOAR LOLI. MOAR MILF. LESS ACKSHUN. MOAR BREASTFEEDING.

NHK Yi Youkoso!: REDO. With some other studio other than Toei. GONZO will not port over the black humour. Or the more graphic Satou mental imagery.

SHnY: A shotgun, a million 12-gauge shells, and a longsword. Oh, and a license to kill. Those fanboys are going down.

If you have any suggestions, please feel free to suggest.

Entry filed under: Anime.

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