PRINCESS STF!

July 27, 2006 at 10:36 pm Leave a comment


Punie Tanaka is your average Magical Girl… … … …until you nullify her magic. Then she’ll break your goddamn bones and grind them into dust. Without physically removing them. What a fearsome girl.

Dai Mahou Toge isn’t your average magical girl series. Indeed, the magic is given the Holy Finger submission and is clotheslined into gimmicky one-shot actions to make way for the awesome Close Combat Action. And it’s all hilarious. Never has a wrestling style been used to such lethal extent for comedic purposes.

And yes, everyone from Magic Land wants the cute little Punie dead. Or something. Even her loliriffic twin sisters (LOLI BUM SMAQING FTW). Yes, Punie has a love-hate relationship with her sisters. They love to hate one another. Or something. It’s really fucked up, this show.

Have I mentioned her magical incantation is “Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all!” and the OP is about killing them all and the ED is about bone-breaking? And that vegetables willingly peel themselves for her sake? And that she is sekretly a lesbian who wants every reason to grope her sisters’ asses? Or something.

Man, I think I have a loose connection in my head. Must be all the submission techniques I’ve seen. Would I willingly take Nanoha home, or Punie? Lemme think a bit… … …

Entry filed under: Anime, Dai Mahou Toge.

Oh Shion, you’ve suffered so much.. … Oh my GOD. My childhood memories, moefied!

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