Oh my GOD. My childhood memories, moefied!

July 27, 2006 at 10:54 pm 7 comments


Good Lord Japan, what did Hans Christian Andersen and the Brothers Grimm do to you sick perverted bastards.
First, you turn Little Red Riding Hood and the goddamn Wolf into a cute melee fighter and her talking steed, Snow White into a megane tsunderekko magic user, and Sleeping Beauty into a elfin Rei-clone tank. And to top it off, you had to moeify the Three Musketeers too!

And as for the Bad guys, we have THE GODDAMN PUSS-IN-BOOTS AS A FREAKIN’ PASNY, HANSEL DOING NOTHING AND GRETEL WIELDING A GREATSWORD TRYING TO KILL LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, AND MOST PROBABLY THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST AS THE MAIN EVIL BITCH. What’s next Japan? The Three Little Pigs as three adorable shotas? Cinderella as a SM slave? THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO AS A GODDAMN VAMPIRE? (Wait, that’s been done.) Jack and the Beanstalk turning into some pansy kid with a love for gardening?

Japan, you are so going to pay for my dentist’s bills, psychological examinations, legal issues, bail, and weapons expenditure when I’m done with this show. YOU MOEFIED MY CHILDHOOD. GEE, THANKS. AS IF WALT DISNEY DIDN’T RAPE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES ENOUGH.

(On a side note, I do like the lolimoeness that is Otogi Jushi Akazukin.)

Entry filed under: Anime, Bitching, Otogi Jushi Akazukin.

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Tsubaki  |  July 27, 2006 at 11:52 pm

    PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING.

    Reply
  • 2. drmchsr0  |  July 28, 2006 at 12:25 am

    Otogi Jushi Akazukin?

    Well, I did state it at the end… … …

    Reply
  • 3. j.valdez  |  July 28, 2006 at 2:15 am

    I didn’t get to watch too much Disney during my childhood. Maybe, it just got repressed along everything else. I’m going to check this Otogi Jushi Akazukin out, to see what all the fuss is.

    Tsubaki, no need to yell.

    Reply
  • 4. Hopeless  |  July 28, 2006 at 2:37 am

    Shockingly, Cendrillion is actually meant to be Cinderella. If she’s anything like a fairy tale heroine, she’ll be a useless villain who sends monsters of the week out to let the heroes level up.

    Reply
  • 5. drmchsr0  |  July 28, 2006 at 6:36 am

    If that’s the case, then why isn’t Souta carrying bugspray? I mean, the enemies are insects and all… … …

    Reply
  • 6. Tsubaki  |  July 28, 2006 at 8:35 am

    My bad then. I have watched it yet. It’s still on my on-queue list.

    Reply
  • 7. Tsubaki Munegawa  |  September 21, 2006 at 6:56 am

    I actually think that the show is exceptional. it’s very interesting and very original in a lot of senses. Kind of like how Kingdom hearts mixes all the disney shows, this show mixes all the Grimm Brother’s fairytails. This show deserves applause and a bigger fandom from both American and Japanese viewers alike

    Reply

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