Warning: Not for people with weak lungs, weak hearts, pregnant women, elderly people, people who laugh uncontrollably, and people with no humour.

July 20, 2006 at 12:49 am 3 comments


I have come to a revelation.

Muteki Kanban Musume is a health hazard. On a meteorite. Made of solid fuel. And snortable lolis.

The hilarity level in this show rivals that of Pani Poni Dash and Puni Puni Poemi, heck, probably edges them out, and is at a level so high, it has to be classified as a health hazard.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT view this series if you’re suffering from the following:

  • Weak lungs
  • Weak heart
  • Hate Gundam (the OP is a Gundam OP parody)
  • pregnancy (you may, however, use this series to induce birth)
  • old age
  • uncontrollable laughter (you may die from asphyxiation)
  • lacking a funnybone (you do not have a means of knowing how to laugh, and so, you may die from watching this show due to that)
  • a fat yaoi fangirl (THERE IS NO YAOI IN THIS FUCKING SHOW. GO TOUCH YOUSELF TO SHINN X KIRA YAOI, OR BETTER YET, KUSO MISO TECHNIQUE)\

The introduction of this series has caused widespread death throughout Japan. Scores of otaku have been found dead from the lack of oxygen due to laughing to the point where they forgot to breathe. Japanese military scientists are looking for ways to implement this new “KILLER JOKE”-class weapon for their policing needs and most probably, to assist the UN in their punitive action against Isreal. And scores of Japanese lawyers are looking for loopholes in the Joke Warfare Clause in the Geneva Convention to faciliate the use of this series as a weapon of mass hilarity.

Entry filed under: Anime, Muteki Kanban Musume, Snorting lolis.

This takes siscon to the next level. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Crayotic Rockwell  |  July 20, 2006 at 6:25 am

    Well said. Miki is the female protagonist for the new season. She’s set the bar.

    Reply
  • 2. Lupus  |  July 20, 2006 at 9:36 am

    Haha yes, Muteki Kanban Musume is damn funny.

    Reply
  • 3. joanne  |  August 19, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    haha yes- very funny indeed-
    my favorite character- well the one i deem funniest- the “ring-like” teacher- well her effect on umm…the blonde girl- forgot her name-

    Reply

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