YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING (SPEED) GRAPH(ER)S? HERE’S YOUR FUCKING (SPEED) GRAPH(ER)S.

June 30, 2006 at 1:13 am 41 comments



This is most probably an accurate graph of where we stand in te eyes of that Miao feller.

LOL JAPAN IS SUPERIOR, Jason says. We need more stats, Jason says. We need more graphs, Jason says.

Well, you obnoxious faggot, HERE’S YOUR FUCKING GRAPHS.

YOU WANT FUCKING GRAPHS?YOU NEED FUCKING GRAPHS?

YOU JERK OFF TO GRAPHS?

WELL HERE IT IS!

THE ALL ENCOMPASSING

POWERFUL DETAILED “HOLY SHIT

I HAVE TO FAP TO IT” GRAPHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is most probably an inaccurate graph of how stupid this Miao feller is. And skewed against him.

And while we’re at the topic of Jason Miao, here’s more DESTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ABOUT AOMM.

THE JASON MIAO IDIOCY INDEX:

(To be honest, I do not know how he does his silly triangle thing. So here’s a shameful ripoff.)

UP: Overuse of screencaps
Yes, you screncap loving bastard, YOU USE WAY TOO MUCH SCREENCAPS. SUMMARIES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE ATLEAST 65% SCREENIES, CUNT. Dammit, screencaps should be left to the people who can fully utilize them. Like Omni and moyism.

UP: Utter disregard for what makes anime good.
Instead of realizing (at least 75% of the time) that each series is unique in it’s own way and that good anime is usually good storytelling, multifaceted characters and great execution, he inanely harps on the unimportant things, like THE MOTHERFUCKING FANSERVICE. AND SILLY QUIRKS. AND HIS SILLY AH! MY GODDESS FANATICISM. JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK UP DAN BROWN’S PEEPEE. DOES HIS IGNORANCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS? MAYBE IT DOES!

DOWN: Standing and reputation with the anime blogging community.
The self-gratiating bastard thinks he’s sooooooo good. Well, more hits = bigger e-p0n0s, right? He thinks he’s so good he FUCKING REJECTED HUNG’S KIND INVITATION TO NANOHAFEED.COM ANIMENANO.COM. WITHOUT ANY REASON WHY. Does this bode well for our egoistical idiot?

UP: Introducing retarded memes that /b/ would be proud of.
This is a bit of a sticky point for me. He whips out retarded memes like a /b/tard getting a hardon while viewing childporn. Calling boobs melonpan, the whole emofacialdistortion thing, CLAIMING THERE ARE KILLER LOLIS WHEN THEY ARE NONE. WHAT IS FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG WITH YOU MAN! DO YOU WANT /B/ ON YOUR FUCKING ASS? OR ARE YOU ONE OF THEM /B/TARDS?

DOWN: Being true to yourself.
Jason says that anime blogging is not about getting teh hits. Yet his post on how to write a good post (I suggest jpmeyer’s one, for it is a lot more rational.)
has an entire section on Search Engine Optimization. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH
THE TWO SENTENCES, STUDENTS? THAT’S RIGHT, MIAO IS A SEO WHORE! HE MAKES LOVE TO THE CONCEPT OF SEO TO GET EVEN MORE HITS TO HIS THREE SITES!
THREE!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!

UP:Being an egoistical bastard.
Yes, we know heruns an RSS aggreator. Yes, we
know he has deleted some really good blogs off blogsuki and put in some new ones. OF WHICH HALF ARE NOT ABOUT ANIME AT ALL. AND THAT ONE HAS YET TO UPDATE IN A MONTH. Heck, some of them are utter shit. AND WHY DOES HE KEEP THEM ON? BECAUSE HE LIKES TO WIELD TEH POWER! HE DRANK TOO HEAVILY FROM THE CUP OF POWER, AND HAS ABUSED IT. HE CLAIMS TO FEEL ANGUISH OVER DELETING BLOGS, BUT DOES HE? DOES HE?

DOES HE FEELANY PAIN AT ALL

FOR BALEETING

BLOGS WHICH DOES

NOT SUIT HIS IDEALS

AS AN EGOISTICAL

FAGGOT?

I think he feels none at all. He axed tj_han’s blog because it wasn’t mostly about anime or anime-related topics. (FIGURINES ARE ANIME RELATED MERCH, YOU FUCKING CUNTWAFFLE) He axed a couple of others for trivial reasons. Will he axe ayyo’s for focusing too much on eroge? Will he axe lolikitsune’s for being too ranty? Will he axe kwok for extolling Touhou? WILL HE KICK OFF JPMEYER FOR SOUNDING MORE MATURE THAN HIM? WHO FUCKING KNOWS. MAYBE HE’LL AXE THEM ALL. IN A HISSYFIT.

UP: Inane readers and idiotic followers.
Oh wow, I have many commenters. So much I must post their responses to MY INANE FLAWED POSTS AND EXTOL/INSULT THEM BECAUSE I HAVE TEH POWAA TO DO SO. Man, these posts tick me off. Not that it’s a bad thing, but DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY TIME YOU HIT A CERTAIN NUMBER OF RESPONSES? DOES FLAUNTING YOUR E-P0N0S MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD,HUH? DOES YOUR E-GO FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU FLAUNT THE FACT YOU HAVE MORE READERS THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE COMMUNITY, HUH, YOU PURPLEPISSING CUNTWAFFLE?

DOES IT, PUNK?

FUCK YOU AND YOUR NONEXISTENTE-P0N0S AND E-GO.


The “How much I hate Jason more than Jason hates the Nano” Chart.

Heck, I’m angry. And I want to make it clear. I’m done pandering to this king of idiots. Fuck the safeties, they’ve been off for a while. In fact, FUCK MY NEUTRAL STANDING ON THE WHOLE JASON VERSUS HUNG ISSUE. THIS IS WAR, AND JASON MIAO’S PANSY ASS WILL NOT BE GIVEN ONE FUCKING IOTA OF MERCY. YOUR TIME OF JUDGEMENT HAS COME, MIAO, AND YOU WILL EITHER ACCEPT IT LIKE A MAN, OR BE HUMILIATED TO DEATH.

FUCK’EM ALL!NO MERCY!!!

And since this might get up onto Jason’s blog, here’s a nice string to helpme getthere:

MERONPAN FUCK KILLER LOLIS FUCK EMOFACIALDISTORTION FUCK
MERONPAN FUCK KILLER LOLIS FUCK EMOFACIALDISTORTION FUCK
MERONPAN FUCK KILLER LOLIS FUCK EMOFACIALDISTORTION FUCK
MERONPAN FUCK KILLER LOLIS FUCK EMOFACIALDISTORTION FUCK
MERONPAN FUCK KILLER LOLIS FUCK EMOFACIALDISTORTION FUCK
MERONPAN FUCK KILLER LOLIS FUCK EMOFACIALDISTORTION FUCK
MERONPAN FUCK KILLER LOLIS FUCK EMOFACIALDISTORTION FUCK

And now, for some not so angry words for people who aren’t Jason Miao:

corydof: I like the ABSE. Keep at it.
digiwombat: If I’m secretly Jason, you’re secretly
Crusader. LOL
hung: You’ve done a lot more in solidifying the anime blogging community than what is humanly possible. SIEG HUNG.
lolikitsune: Hey, I guess that makes two of us who don’t like Jason.
tj_han: Never back down.

This has been an Angry Drm post. The views on this post does not reflect the views of either the rational Drm, the Crazy Drm or the Emo Drm.

Entry filed under: Bitching.

Be vewwy vewwy quuiet, I’m hunting for loli unicorngirls. Someone break out the Angry White Boy Polka!

41 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Kurogane  |  June 30, 2006 at 1:28 am

    This will be fun to watch. Too bad the drama is going to start a bit late.

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  • 2. RandomGuy  |  June 30, 2006 at 1:35 am

    LOL, the funny thing is Jason has “Start a fight with a well-known anime blogger” as one of the methods to improving your anime blog traffic in one of his posts.

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  • 3. Corydorf  |  June 30, 2006 at 1:36 am

    Thank you, this was an AWESOME post. And I shall keep my ABSE, even if my poll says not to.

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  • 4. tj han  |  June 30, 2006 at 1:38 am

    Back down from what? Him? I’m still doing my site everyday in my own way.

    But I must comment the phrase “Chart of Anger” is the single most funny thing I’ve seen today.

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  • 5. Hung  |  June 30, 2006 at 2:28 am

    To be fair, I think the whole asking for graphs was sarcasm. Also, the SEO post was a joke post. So yeah, you might have a right to be angry, but maybe this well lessen your anger?

    I’m going to keep quiet on this one. Also, the invite for AoMM is still open, in case someone whose name starts with a ‘J’ is reading this.

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  • 6. jpmeyer  |  June 30, 2006 at 2:29 am

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  • 7. lolikitsune  |  June 30, 2006 at 3:13 am

    jp lol

    *ahem*

    Wow, this is absolutely hilarious. For the record, those arrows are probably done with images. If you wanted to be really cool, Drm, you’d hotlink the arrows off AOMM’s server.

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  • 8. lolikitsune  |  June 30, 2006 at 3:16 am

    Oh and Drm I was never on blogsuki… Jason axed me in the selection process because my feed didn’t work. Or some shit like that; it’s a default wordpress rss feed and I think he was fucking with me.

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  • 9. TL-chan  |  June 30, 2006 at 3:23 am

    Disclaimer: I am not biased against any blogger or blog-listing service. I love tham all!

    LOL! That was even more entertaining than the last episode of Disgaea. Cool graphs.

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  • 10. Randall Fitzgerald  |  June 30, 2006 at 3:53 am

    TL-chan is such a wuss. Don’t be a wuss, hot mama. Be a soldier of light. Hot mamas need to be soldiers of light.

    The Chart of Anger was hilarious.

    Hung, you’re being a wussy too. Stop playing ambassador to the Anime Blog Stars and let’s all agree that Miao sits on a high horse. I mean FUCK he doesn’t even reply to comments on his blog. At least not nearly what one would call “with regularity” What’s the point of building “community” and all that if you’re not going to be a part of it. I’ll never be net famous because I still talk to the people who comment on my shit. Bad on me, I guess, but when someone raises a point, I like to respond, and when someone says “Good work” or “thanks” I am inclined to express my gratitude for the mreading my site in the first place. I’m not bottom rung or anything. I do ok for myself, post wise, but even if I got as many hits as super Jesus, I’d still take part in the community, and that’s because I love it, not because I want to make my statement and then let everyone else go about it themselves. Then why not just write for a newspaper or something? POINTLESS!

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  • 11. Hinano  |  June 30, 2006 at 4:02 am

    nice post.
    i’m new to the whole blog community and I think its obnoxious to close registration for blogsuki just because you “blog the most recent series in japan” and “I’m sick of seeing 25 posts about Suzumiya Haruhi”.
    That’s pretty snobby 😦
    Animenano ftw!

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  • 12. Anonymous  |  June 30, 2006 at 4:05 am

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  • 13. Hung  |  June 30, 2006 at 4:06 am

    @Randall
    What good does putting others down do for the community? Does it serve some kind of purpose? Group flaming someone is not done by a “community,” but rather a “mob.” I’d rather take the high road.

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  • 14. lolikitsune  |  June 30, 2006 at 4:07 am

    Flames suck. Subtle put-downs and intelligent discussion are the bomb.

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  • 15. psgels  |  June 30, 2006 at 4:26 am

    I’ve already ranted my part once I got nuked off blogsuki, so I’ve had my share in this. Still, I’d like to see Jason’s reaction to this. If he ever manages to read it.

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  • 16. Falmo  |  June 30, 2006 at 4:45 am

    “Will he axe ayyo’s for focusing too much on eroge?”

    God I hope so. His retarded Tsuyokiss/Higurashi spam makes Miao’s gratuitous Haruhi doubleposting almost seem reasonable.

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  • 17. Tsubaki  |  June 30, 2006 at 5:35 am

    Omg, I love this entry. Please bring more graphs so I can continue to fap to them!
    RWAAAAAR!

    I wonder will he strike back. This is going to be interesting.

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  • 18. ayyo  |  June 30, 2006 at 7:28 am

    >>God I hope so. His retarded Tsuyokiss/Higurashi spam makes Miao’s gratuitous Haruhi doubleposting almost seem reasonable.

    Obviously not retarded enough if you managed to remember my name from reading so many, nfufufu

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  • 19. drmchsr0  |  June 30, 2006 at 7:52 am

    LOL

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  • 20. Randall Fitzgerald  |  June 30, 2006 at 9:10 am

    Hung:
    I think the idea that mobs come out of nowhere is sort of like the idea that stereotypes are baseless. It’s pretty obvious that Miao’s contemporaries are rallying against him, and I think you’re Uncle Tomming it. I love you Hung-tan, but you’re non-confrontational.

    But really, at the root of all this, isn’t it just a bit of insulting fun at his expense? Isn’t that really what this is about? Not just stating our opinion about his posts, but also just sort of going “Haha! What a dick.” and having a good laugh about how we all pwnt his n00b. 😀

    Maybe he shouldn’t be sux so much.

    Also, anyone that posts Summer Days info, ayyo, is made of win.

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  • 21. Falmo  |  June 30, 2006 at 10:34 am

    ayyo: Not well enough, apparently. I originally thought ayyo was the one with the hilarious own goal of a summer preview comparing NHK ni Youkoso! to Genshiken and Haruhi, but turns out that was a different, slightly less tedious blogger.

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  • 22. drmchsr0  |  June 30, 2006 at 10:52 am

    Hey, no dissin’ pepople, yo.

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  • 23. Burrowowl  |  June 30, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    That’s interesting, but tell us what you *really* think.

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  • 24. Leviathean  |  June 30, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    I’ve previously noticed that AoMM has this weird opinionated slant on reviewing anime. I normally don’t have a problem with different angles, but AoMM pisses me off due to its focus on inane topics and immature humour. You have further confirmed my belief that AoMM is mostly not worth reading at all. Let my newly-found indifference keep your fight going on.

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  • 25. lolikitsune  |  June 30, 2006 at 5:02 pm

    I dunno, I have pretty mixed feelings about AOMM as a blog to read. I think it has decreased in quality significantly this past season. I appreciated a lot of jason’s humor revolving around Sunrise, I liked his resuing the Mai/Shinn joke, etc. but the killer loli mania, emo facial disorder hype, the mikuru moe mode poll? WTF!

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  • 26. tj han  |  June 30, 2006 at 5:55 pm

    Everyone who disses others’ content as immature/retarded should first look at their own blogs lest the words “pot” “kettle” and “black” come to mind.

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  • 27. ayyo  |  June 30, 2006 at 10:22 pm

    >>ayyo: Not well enough, apparently. I originally thought ayyo was the one with the hilarious own goal of a summer preview comparing NHK ni Youkoso! to Genshiken and Haruhi, but turns out that was a different, slightly less tedious blogger.

    Yet you still kept my name in your mind long enough that you even comment whenever someone has my name in their post? Very interesting.

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  • 28. jpmeyer  |  June 30, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    Ayyo is awesome, because he posted about that eroge where the protagonist is named Nakadashi Seita. Therefore, I assume that his tastes are impeccable and any fanboying of his over anything is thus wholly justified.

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  • 29. Kurogane  |  July 1, 2006 at 10:29 am

    >>“Will he axe ayyo’s for focusing too much on eroge?”God I hope so. His retarded Tsuyokiss/Higurashi spam makes Miao’s gratuitous Haruhi doubleposting almost seem reasonable.

    STFU, ayyo is legendary.

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  • 30. Kitty  |  July 5, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    {{ Looks at the post in amazement }} Wow.

    Blog politics. Inescapable even in anime blogdom. 😉

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  • 31. drmchsr0  |  July 6, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    I’m not interested in politics.

    I did this because I got suckered into doing one.

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  • 32. Anime Desho Desho? » COSFEST V was a blast  |  July 9, 2006 at 11:42 pm

    […] At the event, I managed to meet up with tjhan and met kwok and darkmirage (though I was not introduced to him). Didn’t get a chance to meet drmchsr0 though. (Which is a pity because I really wanted to know him, he-who-started-the-graph-whoring dude). tjhan tells me that drmchsr0’s psychotic (in a good way). I like crazy people. Ordinary people are boring. […]

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  • 33. air*  |  July 10, 2006 at 1:09 am

    Heard about you through tsubaki.

    Man, I was going to lay it all down the *exact* same way too. If I’m ever down there in Singapore, I’m buying you a beer, haha.

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  • […] Today, we have: – the original post on Anime on my mind – orz’ answer to that… Damn, that was bitchy *hrrr* But honestly, I found that highly entertaining… apparently I’m a faithful reader of Jason’s blog myself *hrr* – lolikitsune’s post. Arrr, loved it! Also notice the gorgeous blog title and especially the subtitle *g* – a tentatively nice post on Star Crossed Anime… a nice blog, but for some reason it doesn’t live up to my expectation. Somehow, the person is *too* nice for my taste – not exactly funny and way too diplomatic. In real life, I like these kind of people a lot though *hrr* – a diplomatic person again *ugh*… on Renegades. Never read the blog though. – another post with “blogging mathematics”, mainly interesting because of the Yuki + Wii pic *g* – tj_han’s tripleman answer. (Honestly, I’m scared of those triplemans XD) […]

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  • […] Today, we have: – the original post on Anime on my mind – orz’ answer to that… Damn, that was bitchy *hrrr* But honestly, I found that highly entertaining… apparently I’m a faithful reader of Jason’s blog myself *hrr* – lolikitsune’s post. Arrr, loved it! Also notice the gorgeous blog title and especially the subtitle *g* – a tentatively nice post on Star Crossed Anime… a nice blog, but for some reason it doesn’t live up to my expectation. Somehow, the person is *too* nice for my taste – not exactly funny and way too diplomatic. In real life, I like these kind of people a lot though *hrr* – a diplomatic person again *ugh*… on Renegades. Never read the blog though. – another post with “blogging mathematics”, mainly interesting because of the Yuki + Wii pic *g* – tj_han’s tripleman answer. (Honestly, I’m scared of those triplemans XD) […]

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  • […] What a way to start the New Year! I never thought I’ll have a dorama here on ADD that is as big as drm’s jason graph dorama, tj han’s fat yao girl dorama or DarkMirage’s Doremi fansub dorama. […]

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  • 37. So jason, where’s the killer lolis? « Anime Desho Desho?  |  February 3, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    […] there has been an onslaught of animebloggers making fun of jason’s post about the need for graphs, I must say that I suck […]

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  • 38. Kaioshin_Sama  |  December 16, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    Like a year later and this still holds true. Jason still uses the same tired memes in every post even if they have nothing to do with the episodes, still constantly contradicts the very points he tried to make within two articles of them and still can’t handle it when anybody tells him he’s old and tired. I had to laugh when he was giving advice on how to write for a blog in one post when this is a guy who’s posts can barely be considered coherent at the best of times.

    I chuckled at the part where you wrote the same 3 or so words over and over again. It’s true, it’s like Jason Miao must include the words, Meido, Emo Facial Distortions, Trainwreck, Melonpan and man other pseudo memes, or he cannot publish an article. It was this and his tendency to outright lie about the content of something he is making a comment on (episode, person, concept or other) just so he could cram a specific meme into the article, and that he had people believing these completely false claims, that really made me flame him on his blog, and so rather than answer to it he just blocked my IP from the site. I’d be extremely surprised if I was missing anything worthwhile.

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  • 39. amit  |  December 20, 2007 at 1:01 am

    i want to increase my cock length,width & fucking stamina.
    plz give me some solution…..

    Reply
  • 40. Luther  |  January 17, 2013 at 2:53 am

    Hello! This is my first comment here so I just wanted
    to give a quick shout out and tell you I really enjoy reading through your posts.
    Can you recommend any other blogs/websites/forums that
    go over the same subjects? Thank you so much!

    Reply
  • 41. http://tinyurl.com/asinscarf15625  |  February 6, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    “YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING (SPEED) GRAPH(ER)S?
    HERES YOUR FUCKING (SPEED) GRAPH(ER)S. orz – I Will
    Show You Terror in a Handful of Flans” was in fact extremely engaging and
    insightful! Within modern universe that’s very hard to accomplish.
    Thx, Darnell

    Reply

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