If you’re gonna restrain dangerous criminals, please, don’t skimp on the restraints.

June 15, 2006 at 12:45 am 2 comments


Seriously. No good has ever happened when one skimps on important things. If you wana do this right, please, do the right thing, and pay extra for stronger/better/more reliable materials.

Moving on… I'll be skipping the highlights of this episode. Instead, I'm gonna talk about Eruru's, um, bisexuality.

It's pretty obvious she has a terminal case of Hakuoroitis. The mere hint of mentioning him makes poor Eruru go into a tizzy. However, Judging her expressions on this episode (and quite possibly, the eigth as well), it is very clear poor Eruru has a case of armpit fetish. And maybe she has a thing or females with huge funbags, too. Frst Urutori, then Karura… … Don't tell me she'll jump on the chance to rape Kamyu, Touka and Yuzuha too. By Zeus, Eruru is really horny. In the worst possible way. If I were Hakuoro, I'd be posting guards outside every female room. For good reason. And maybe rope in Oboro bin Laden, Bishiewi, Kurou of the Naked Fist and Dori and Gura to pull off patrol duties, just to make sure Eruru doesn't rape the females and violate their armpits.

Speaking of armpits, Karura's are really nice.

SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK DAMMIT ARMPIT FETISH IS BAD
*BEATBEATBEATBEATBUTTSECHZ

Next week, Touka~! Emo! Hakuoro makes Aruru cry! More Touka~! And hopefully, more Kamyu. 

Entry filed under: Anime, Utawarerumono.

Just rooting through me search terms… I swear, thar be drama off the port bow.

2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Randall Fitzgerald  |  June 15, 2006 at 1:36 am

    Armpit fetish is what god intended!

    And how the hell are Kamyu’s boobs that big? Wtf do they feed her?!

    Reply
  • 2. kwok  |  June 15, 2006 at 10:28 pm

    Dude armpit fetish is Reimu love! Touhou love! Reimu love! Touhou love! Repeat.

    Reply

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