Just rooting through me search terms…

June 14, 2006 at 9:05 am 4 comments

Yeah, boring day today. Time to go look at the stats page and look at the funnier search terms.

Why does Mion have a gun?
Because you touch yourself at night.

meido porn
Dude, I WISH I hosted that.

“dress up like a girl”
No you don’t.

doujin doll
Doujin Dolls? Are they like Power Rangers? Or something?

touch yourself at night
Yes. This staggering amount of bits and bytes touches it’s 1’s and 0’s at night.

How to become half-cat and half-human
I believe you’re looking for Madscientists.com. Turn right at 2ch, and go straight for about 20,000 Leagues under the Internet.

“Perfect Cherry Blossom”
My cherries are blossoming perfectly. Damn straight. Gardening’s on the second floor.

fate p0n0s
I’ll stick my p0n0s into your bu00 and I’ll JAM IT IN.

swiss fuckers torrent
Cheese porn? Sounds kinky.

litle girls
Shit. Someone found my stash of little girls. And the Gay Division of the FBI is coming with it’s ace agent to stick one in my pooper.

japanese armpit
Does that come with a side of fries?

“holy shit holy shit”
Damn right. I have some blessed poop from the Pope himself. YHJ, bitches.

chibi robo gay character
Mmmmm, lesbian ChoDICKS…

tentacle shota
Someone break out the drunken MILFs.

bukkakke girl
“A girl made out of bukkakke! BUKKAKKE GIRL! Helping pornstars everywhere!”

You got some md5 in my Google.

Entry filed under: Off-Topic.

We require more Touhou content. If you’re gonna restrain dangerous criminals, please, don’t skimp on the restraints.

4 Comments Add your own

  • “How to become half-cat and half-human” people actually search for things like this? Sometimes I wonder……

  • 2. SeVIIn  |  June 14, 2006 at 12:10 pm

    I really got to change the settings on my autofill plugin -_-

  • 3. Alexis  |  June 14, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    Wow, yesterday I wondered over the weird searches people use to get to my blog and I stared blancly for a bit after stubling upon the stunning
    “princess rape jpg” (OMFGWTF?)
    but you sure have some that are even kinkier.

  • 4. vissione  |  January 4, 2008 at 1:58 am

    Hehehe. This is one random post that really made me lulz. gj.


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