Haruhi vs Bell vs Wallachia vs Yurie 4-WAY CAGE MATCH OMG

June 5, 2006 at 1:10 pm 1 comment


This post is dedicated to Jason Miao, who is currently blogging Ah! My Goddess Season 2, The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, and Higuthingy. Apologies for the redneckness and  the WWE reference.

Today is a good day to get sucked into Haruhispace and die.

With that said, let's get into today's topic.

Competitor: Suzumiya Haruhi
Type: Child Goddess(Not verified)
Strengths: Blackmail, God-like personality, ability to warp time-space to her will
Competitor: Belldandy
Type: Goddess  First-Class
Strengths: Good at menial chores, kindly personality, ability to make miracles happen, backup goddesses support(her sisters)

Competitor: Oyashiro(aka Wallachia)
Type: TATARI/Dead Apostle Ancestor
Strengths: Ability to transform into your deepest, darkest fears, mind control, corporeal body possession

Competitor: Yurie
Type: Child Goddess(Verified)
Strengths: Ability to create miracles, just goshdarned cute

Competitors have been verified, time to compare.

Powers:  Haruhi seems to have been able to rewrite the Akashic Record and replaced it with her own version, Belldandy has been seen performing miracles, such as summoning a meteor, but not much has been seen, Wallachia has been able to kill many people with his powers(but got beaten by Shiki and Arc, LOL), Yurie has summoned and averted disasters while being able to talk to the gods themselves. ADVANTAGE: Haruhi and Yurie.

Looks:  Haruhi is cute, Belldandy is SMOKING HOT(when dressed in the right clothes), Yurie is diabetes-inducing cute, and Wallachia is hawt bishie with blood for eyes. ADVANTAGE: WALLACHIA(LOL) Belldandy.

Lesbianness: Haruhi has been seen sexually abusing one of her female subordinates, Belldandy has been seen frenching/kissing another goddess(in bikinis, no less), Yurie has yet to display her lesbian tendencies, and Zubia Eltnam Oberon has yet to been seen going BrokeBack for anyone. ADVANTAGE: Haruhi and Belldandy. 

ZOMG PLOT TWIST THINGAMAJIG: It has been revealed that Haruhi is ZOMG NOT TEH GOD, Bell has been petitoned to return to Heaven but the plot got thwarted, Yurie has yet to pull off something vaguely resembling a plot twist, Wallachia is responsible for dozens of plot twists. ADVANTAGE: WALLACHIA.

Personality: Haruhi is damn annoying as heck, Bell and Yurie are really nice, and Wallachia is fucking batshit insane. ADVANTAGE: Belldandy and Yurie. 

Godliness: We are uncertain for sure if Haruhi is a God or not, Bell does not exhibit the characteristics of a goddess, even though she is one herself, Yurie has proven herself to be one many times, and Wallachia is a goddamn vampire. ADVANTAGE: Yurie.

Final Count: Haruhi 1, Belldandy 2, Yurie 2, Wallachia 1. Bzzt. Error. Tie for first place. Running Tiebreaker.

TieBreaker: Who is the better goddess?
At first glance, Belldandy and Yurie seem to be competent goddesses. Both are able to harness the power of time and space to accomplish whatever needs accomplishing. However, Yurie is young,and is in the process of learning how to use her powers, while Bell has the advantage of years of training. It also is helpful that Belldandy does not show off her powers often. FINAL ADVANTAGE: Belldandy.

Entry filed under: Anime, Higurashi, Suzumiya Haruhi.

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. T_T|||  |  June 5, 2006 at 1:41 pm

    Wallachia. LOL GG

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