DrmChsr0… … … …REVIEWS HMANGA OMG

June 5, 2006 at 1:02 am 7 comments


I'm hoping I don't do this regularly. (HOLY FUCK HMANGA REVIEW POTENTIAL NSFW)

Welcome, you perverts. Today, I'm going to review Sei So Tsui Dan Sha, which is Japanese for "Boy With Detachable Penis Who Becomes Huge Muscular African American."

It starts off with our protagonist, THE BOY WITH THE DETACHABLE PENIS, dressed up as a girl. Being the sad little wimp he is, he is bullied by 3 rather headstrong girls, who find out that he is indeed, THE BOY WITH THE DETACHABLE PENIS. His best friend, who has no guts to protect him, also sees this phenonmenon, and hopes to use THE DETACHABLE PENIS to bang his mom. 

THE DETACHABLE PENIS, it seems, has a unique feature, that is, if you stick it somewhere, the poor guy feels it, but if it is attached to someone else, both the poor guy and whoever the penis is attached to gets to feel everything. It's a bit sick, but let's not discuss the impracticalities of this.

So it happens that the poor guy is tormented by these girls, who love his cock. Well, he slowly grows to like it, for the sheer reason that he is one goddamn pervert. A huge goddamn pervert, towering over thhe likes of Kunisaki Yukito, Aizawa Yuuichi, Tsukimichi Rin, Emiya Shirou, Kyon(OSHII), and most amazingly, Tohno "A CAT IS FINE TOO" Shiki(OMG). Okay, maybe not Mr. A Cat Is Fine Too. He did a cat. You can't beat that. Well, but this guy can INDUCE SEXUAL FANTASIES IN WOMEN. This might be a hard one to call.

Fastfoward to his birthday. It would seem like it's a quiet affair, but one of the girls who's bullying him busts in and gatecrashes. But what seems to be a terrible situation for our poor wimp turns out to bring out the beast in him. He rapes the poor girl, but ends up seeing his best friend fucking his mom. With his detachable penis. More shocking things happen, and our poor wimp gets even more depressed… … … … …
Until the most amazing thing happens. His mom declares his cock awesome. It is revealed that his mom's a witch, and was the one who did the cockjob. And then the bully trio show up. And his mom gives each of them a unique gift. One turns into a debauched lolita sex slave. One turns into a dickgirl sex slave. One becomes an erotic cosplay sex slave. And one becomes his cock slave. Then an orgy starts, and then a lot of of poor wimp(who is now a big, strong man) comes out to continue the damn orgy.

And at the very end, he becomes an African American. God these Japanese love some black cock.(Pardon the racism here. The ending was so messed up, my thought processes were screwed.)

Utterly hilarious, lots of sex, and some of the most disturbing sex scenes you'll ever see,  "Boy With Detachable Penis Who Becomes Huge Muscular African American." is a must-read for perverts everywhere. I hope it disgusts you more than it satsifies.

And the moral of the story? Don't go reading Hmanga from Japan. Unless it's from the wonderful Hiroyuki

Entry filed under: Anime, Porn.

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. sibladeko  |  June 5, 2006 at 4:24 am

    I was wondering where that 4koma of “Guy with weird name and three girls” was from…
    So it was Hiroyuki all along…

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  • 2. Non-Cracker Head  |  March 7, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    Man u actually read the shit then u accuse other people of being perverts for reading it…. u hypocrite! wtf is wrong with u?
    and stop hating on the black man, Im feeling offended here..

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  • 3. drmchsr0  |  March 10, 2007 at 1:48 am

    Meh, I wasn’t out to offend anyone. I was out to make people laugh like an idiot.

    I don’t go hatin’ them African Americans. They be cool, man.

    Reply
  • 4. Anonymous  |  March 13, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    I have to agree that the ending, where he turns into a Bob Sapp lookalike, was a bit of a copout.

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  • 5. Clarice giotti  |  March 22, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    Like what i read:)

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  • 6. Rory  |  October 24, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    The ending has an explanation; it’s not as random as you might think. On page 3 of chapter 1, you see Ryu’s mother Kyoko praying to a photograph of her dead husband. Ryu’s final transformation into a black man makes him identical to the husband. So the point of the transformation, in addition to the humorous incongruity of the change, is that Kyoko thinks her husband is the epitome of men, and made Ryu look the same.

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    • 7. Rory  |  October 24, 2013 at 6:21 pm

      No, wait, never mind, I just noticed another piece of speech on page 3 of chapter 1. Apparently that photo is not a photo of the husband – Kyoko accidentally threw out her husband’s photo during spring cleaning last year, and replaced it with a picture of Bob Sapp. So I guess the point is she just really loves Bob Sapp’s body.

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