This is the kind of stuff I face almost everyday. And yes, it is all true.

May 31, 2006 at 1:12 am 3 comments


I'm not kidding. FYI, anything with > indicates myself.

[08:09] <|7hs|> i'm hesitant to call anything written in Visual Basic pretty good

[08:09] <Shanghai> What are you talking about Hello World is the best program out there. You've seen it yet?

[08:10] <cathead[KoohSquad]> but what about the little known "Goodbye World"

[08:10] <PenguinBox> but hello world is in all the languages

[08:10] * marisako is tempted to bash Micro$oft and their silly product, but marisako will hold the urge for now.

[08:10] <Lenna> heh

[08:10] <PenguinBox> anyway

[08:10] <|7hs|> alias helloworld {

[08:10] <|7hs|> /echo -a Hello World!

[08:10] <|7hs|> }

[08:10] <cathead[KoohSquad]> it contains enough power to wipe the entire earth of life!

[08:10] * Lenna wants to bash them for filling up newer development software with bloat

 

[08:10] <Shanghai> cathead[KoohSquad]: But that's not good enough a program to demonstrate the power of Visual Basic.

[08:10] <Lenna> .NET framework is a piece of crap IMO

[08:10] <|7hs|> http://www.roesler-ac.de/wolfram/hello.htm#VisualBasic <– lol

[08:11] <marisako> "if MICROS~1 actually make something that doesnt suck, that would be vacuum cleaner"

[08:11] > LOL

[08:11] > lol

[08:11] <cathead[KoohSquad]> Shanghai: you clearly dont know about the SECRET MICRO$OFT CONSPIRACY

[08:11] <Shanghai> HAHAHAH!

[08:11] <Shanghai> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[08:11] <Lenna> conspiracy?

[08:11] * DrmChsr0 huggles the mentally-scarred Shanghai :3

[08:11] <Dino_246> MICROSOFT IS YOUR FRIEND

[08:11] <marisako> conspiracy~

[08:11] > HAY DINO

[08:11] <Lenna> you mean how they write more inefficient code every couple years?

[08:11] <Dino_246> MICROSOFT MAKES THE OS THAT YOU ARE USING

[08:11] <cathead[KoohSquad]> like how bill gates' middle name is acutally HITLER

[08:12] * Shanghai mentally scarred.

[08:12] <Dino_246> WITHOUT MICROSOFT YOU ARE NOTHING

[08:12] * Shanghai drools…

[08:12] > LOL

[08:12] * DrmChsr0 huggles the mentally-scarred Shanghai :3

[08:12] <cathead[KoohSquad]> also

[08:12] <Dino_246> DONATE MORE MONEY TO BILL GATES AND YOU WILL BE FULFILLED

[08:12] <cathead[KoohSquad]> if you leave windows up overnight

[08:12] <Lenna> !addtrivia According to cathead, what is Bill Gates' middle name*HITLER

[08:12] <Dino_246> IN BODY AND MIND

[08:12] <cathead[KoohSquad]> gates will come into your house…. AND STAND BY YOUR BED

[08:12] > I HEAR BILL LIKES BUTTSEX

[08:12] <Shanghai> Over you at night?

[08:12] <cathead[KoohSquad]> drm please do not bring personal fantasies into this this is serious business

[08:13] <Dino_246> BILL ONLY LIKES BUTTSEX IF IT IS FOR THE GREATER OF MICROSOFT

[08:13] > YES

[08:13] <Dino_246> MICROSOFT MAKES GAMES….THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN PLAY

[08:13] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:13] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:13] <cathead[KoohSquad]> people like YOU

[08:13] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:13] > IF YOU LIKE BUTTSEX

[08:13] <cathead[KoohSquad]> people of LESSER INTELLIGENCE

[08:13] <marisako> microsoft suck your brain

[08:13] <Dino_246> DESTROY ALL YOUR TOUHOU GAMES

[08:13] <marisako> Gantz…?

[08:13] <Dino_246> BUY MICROSOFT GAMES

[08:14] <Dino_246> TOUHOU IS NOTHING

[08:14] > LOL

[08:14] <marisako> AOE

[08:14] <Dino_246> MICROSOFT IS EVERYTHING

[08:14] <Eirin> reippu?

[08:14] <cathead[KoohSquad]> Where do YOU want to go today? How about HELL

[08:14] <Espr> unless MS buys Touhou

[08:14] <Shanghai> NOoOOOOOOOOOO!

[08:14] <Yukari-Yakumo> DUGEON SIEGE

[08:14] > LOL:

[08:14] <cathead[KoohSquad]> but anyway

[08:14] <cathead[KoohSquad]> these are the secret conspiracies encoded in the Goodbye World program

[08:14] <cathead[KoohSquad]> you should feel honored that i have revealed these to you

[08:14] * Shanghai scared.

[08:14] * DrmChsr0 huggles scared Shanghai

[08:14] <Dino_246> THERE IS NO GOODBYE WORLD

[08:14] > :3

[08:14] * marisako is not scared

[08:14] <Dino_246> JUST ANOTHER BEGINNING

[08:14] <Dino_246> A NEW WORLD

[08:15] * DrmChsr0 LOLS SO HARD THE WORLD DIES.

[08:15] * marisako is "an agent from unearthly force"

[08:15] <Dino_246> WHERE ALL THINGS ARE MICROSOFT

[08:15] <cathead[KoohSquad]> now if you'll excuse me I must make my customary offering to Grand Overlord Gates so he will spare my family for another week

[08:15] <marisako> "i fear not the petty conspiracy of earthlings"

[08:15] <Dino_246> TOUHOU GIRLS WITH BILL GATES HEAD

[08:15] > OK, now that is just disturbing.

[08:15] <Dino_246> TOUHOU GIRLS WITH BILL GATES BODIES

[08:15] <marisako> oic

[08:15] > O_O

[08:15] <marisako> hmm

[08:15] <cathead[KoohSquad]> touhou is acutally japanese for BILL GATES

[08:15] <Dino_246> REIMU HAKUREI WITH BILL GATES PENIS

[08:15] <Shanghai> !suggest Bill Gates

[08:15] <Dino_246> REISEN WITH BILL GATES ASSHAIRS

[08:16] <marisako> where's that vandalized photos of ZUN…

[08:16] * PenguinBox minimizes IRC

[08:16] <Dino_246> TEWI WITH BILL GATES PUBIC HAIRS

[08:16] > lol

[08:16] > REIMU WITH BILL GATES ARMPITS

[08:16] <Dino_246> IT WILL BE A REVOLUTION

[08:16] <Shanghai> And Marisa with Bill Gates's thieving abilities?

[08:16] <Dino_246> A REVOLUTION DESIGNED FOR YOU….THE COMMON USER

[08:17] > No, Marisa is a batter thief than Gates will ever be.

[08:17] > *better

[08:17] <Shanghai> But she never made billions off of it.

[08:18] > But she doesn't have to waste money on lawsuits.

[08:18] <Dino_246> MOST OF THIS WORLD IS DIGITIZED….AND MICROSOFT IS HERE TO KEEP THE WORLD SAFE

[08:18] <marisako> [DnD] Gates – domain spell (Evil Priest)

[08:18] > LOL

[08:18] <Dino_246> WE ARE PROTECTING YOU FROM YOURSELF

[08:18] <marisako> "summon a 1d65535 OS-tan creature"

[08:18] > lol

[08:18] <Dino_246> YOU PEOPLE ARE INCOMPETENT AND MICROSOFT WILL COMPLETE YOU

[08:18] <Dino_246> MICROSOFT WILL MAKE YOU WHOLE AGAIN

[08:18] <marisako> "it will attack everything, even those protected by Protection from Ultimate Evil"

[08:18] <Dino_246> AND YOU WILL ALL BE ONE WITH MICROSOFT

[08:19] > I love you guys.

[08:19] * DrmChsr0 is now known as Bill-Gates

[08:19] <marisako> (wow, singularity ….)

[08:19] <cathead[KoohSquad]> my god

[08:19] <Bill-Gates> I OWN TOUHOU LOL

[08:19] <cathead[KoohSquad]> what have i started

[08:19] <marisako> hey, 'sup Bill.

[08:19] <Bill-Gates> sup.

[08:19] <Dino_246> IMAGINE YUKARI WITH BILL GATES ASS PIMPLES

[08:19] <marisako> how're your world domination plan

[08:20] <Bill-Gates> Going fine.

[08:20] <cathead[KoohSquad]> <Dino_246> IMAGINE YUKARI WITH BILL GATES ASS PIMPLES <— what the fuck

[08:20] <Bill-Gates> LOL

[08:20] <Shanghai> Bill, you owe me five bucks.

[08:20] <marisako> y'know, Bill. you should give up.

[08:20] <Dino_246> IMAGINE RAN WITH BILL GATES THIGHS

[08:20] <Bill-Gates> Sure.

[08:20] <marisako> my master will devour ya.

[08:20] <Dino_246> IMAGINE WRIGGLE WITH BILL GATES ASS FOR A PUSSY

[08:20] * Bill-Gates hands Shanghai five… … … … …THOUSAND GALLONS OF SPERM.

[08:21] * Shanghai drenched…

[08:21] <Dino_246> IMAGINE IMAGINE IMAGINE………IMAGINE THE GRANDEUR THAT IS MICROSOFT

[08:21] * Espr sick

[08:21] <Shanghai> Doll bukkake?

[08:21] <Bill-Gates> Yeah.

[08:21] * Bill-Gates is now known as DrmChsr0

[08:21] <Dino_246> ALL TOUHOU PORN FROM NOW ON WILL NOW INVOLVE A SPECIAL HAREM ENDING WITH BILL GATES

[08:22] <Dino_246> IMAGINE!

[08:22] <Dino_246> IMAGINE AND ENJOY

[08:22] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:22] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:22] > Dino is funny and disturbing.

[08:22] <marisako> as in…

[08:22] <marisako> Bill Gates being bondaged ?

[08:22] > LOL

[08:22] <cortana> wait does this mean there's more than one bill gates?

[08:22] <cathead[KoohSquad]> bill gates has countless clones of himself

[08:22] <marisako> oh my…

[08:22] > Bill pays to clone himself.

[08:23] <marisako> @todo add find method(s) to genocide Bill Gates

[08:23] <Keine-tan> marisako: Okay! ^_^ (Todo #25 added)

[08:23] <Dino_246> BILL GATES WILL BE TIED UP WHILE REISEN PUTS ELECTRODES IN HIS NIPPLES AND SCROTUM, MOKOU WILL JACK HIM OFF AND HE WILL CRAP IN EXCITEMENT ALL WHILE MYSTIA EATS THE CRAP WHILE FINGERING HERSELF

[08:23] > Kill him with… … …FUTA.

[08:23] <Dino_246> IMAGINE

[08:23] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:23] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:23] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:24] <marisako> dino's new signature line … "AND ENJOY"

[08:24] * marisako try.

[08:24] <marisako> FUTA FUTA FUTA FUTA FUTA

[08:24] <marisako> AND ENJOY

[08:24] <marisako> … sounds cool.

[08:24] <flandre> DID SOMEBODY SAY FUTA

[08:25] <PenguinBox> no, go back to sleep

[08:25] <Dino_246> IMAGINE BILL GATES WITH NOTHING BUT A LEATHER THONG ALL WHILE HE TIES REIMU UP AND ASSFUCKS HER, AND ASS HE CUMS ON HER ARMPIT, THE WINDOWS STARTUP MUSIC PLAYS

[08:25] <Dino_246> IMAGINE

[08:25] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:25] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:25] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY!

[08:25] <flandre> kay

[08:25] * flandre sleepz

 

[08:26] <Dino_246> YOU MISS, HA….HA…..HA…….

[08:26] <Dino_246> THERE IS NO STOPPING THE MICROSOFT REVOLUTION

 

[08:27] <kill_me2> THERE IS NO STOPPING THE MICROSOFT REVOLUTION

[08:27] <Dino_246> IMAGINE KEINE AND BILL GATES………AND A GOLDEN RETRIEVER

[08:27] <Dino_246> ALL ON A QUEEN SIZED BED

[08:28] <Dino_246> AN ORGY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

[08:28] <Dino_246> IN THE NAME OF MICROSOFT

[08:28] <Dino_246> WITH SHEETS ON THE BED SPORTING THE WINDOWS INSIGNIA

[08:28] * cortana imagines keine and mokou in a bed

[08:28] <Dino_246> IMAGINE

[08:28] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

 

[08:30] * MaullarMaullar imagines Keine and Yuyuko on a wooden horse.

 

[08:30] <Benny1> HA

[08:30] <Benny1> HAHA

[08:30] <Benny1> HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[08:32] <Dino_246> IMAGINE KAGUYA WITH FOUR DIC…*(shocking noise)*…..ON BILL GAT……*(shocking noise)*……WHILE HE PISSES IN HER…………….. *(shocking noise)*……..CUM GOES EVERYW……*(shocking noise)*…..

[08:33] * Dino_246 explodes

[08:33] <marisako> Dino_246 crashed.

[08:33] <marisako> reboot ? <Y/n/q>

[08:33] <Nerina> n

[08:33] <marisako> *Reboot ? <Abort/Retry/Fail>

[08:34] <marisako> Phails.

[08:34] <marisako> Dino_246 is no longer valid>

[08:34] <Dino_246> Fail……..

[08:34] <Benny1> reboot <Fail/Denied/Crash>

[08:34] <marisako> an unexpected error occured. contact technical support and wait for the man in black to appear.

[08:35] <Dino_246> Fail…..AND ENJOY THE WARM MOIST SHAFT THAT BILL GATES WILL PRESENT TO YOU AS YOU CRINGE IN FAILIURE

[08:35] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:35] <Dino_246> AND ENJOY

[08:35] <Dino_246> AND ENJ…..*(shocking noise)*

[08:35] * Dino_246 explodes harder

[08:35] <Lenna> anyways

[08:36] <KennyMan666> Someone send this Dino_246 back to the factory

[08:36] <KennyMan666> It is broken

[08:36] <Lenna> if shamgi doesn't come back by the end of next month, i guess i'll go put his collection up for auction

[08:36] <marisako> "warranty for this product has expired."

[08:36] <KennyMan666> Ah well

[08:36] <KennyMan666> Then I suppose we'll just have to get a new one.

 

Yes, poeple, this is what I deal with on an irregular basis.

Entry filed under: Funny, Off-Topic, Porn, Snorting lolis, Touhou.

Armpits, woo~ Higuscaresthefuckouttame Wild speculations and logic headaches

3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. lolikitsune  |  May 31, 2006 at 8:40 am

    Orz at the overuse of IRC.

    Reply
  • 2. drmchsr0  |  May 31, 2006 at 1:37 pm

    I apologize. But this was too funny to pass up. And disturbing.

    Reply
  • 3. sonicbhoc  |  July 19, 2006 at 8:40 am

    Heh, I’m putting this on the wiki.

    Reply

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