Mahou Bishonen Daijuuji Kurou: First Impressions

May 23, 2006 at 10:51 am Leave a comment


WTF. A MAIGICAL BISHIE SHOW. MY EYES. OMG CHIBI.

Okay, I think that’s enough screams of mental scarring from me. Moving on to the show proper.

Now, lesee here…
So our magical detective hero Daiduuji Kurou(a descsendant from Manatei Loki’s Daidoouji) accepts a well-paying job from a well-endowed AU Hoshino Ruri, who also happens to be a descendent of Hard Gay. And after fruitless searching for some crazy magical tome(Grimoire? Isn’t that like a magical wardrobe that takes you to the land of Narnia? And why would our favorite well-endowed AU Ruri want that wardrobe?), a tsundere happens to land in his face, pantsu-side up(you see the nosebleed? That wasn’t from the nose breaking. I swear he’s a pervert.) and saves his life. Then a crazy, squirrelporn-happy professor from FMP:TSR (and supposedly, Shana) appears with a giantass rocketlauncher to blow the unlikely couple to kingdom come. Then comes the best part of the show: the tsundere frenches Daijuuji while eating lead. And then……..

MAGICAL BISHIE TRANSFORMATION. GAH MY EYES. THEY BE RUINED FOR MARRIAGE.

And then, a chibi version of the tsundere pops out. Wee. After me eyes are ruined for marriage. GG, WOWOW, for withholding that fact AFTER almost making me gouge my eyes out.

Blahblahblah stuff happen, crazy prof summons a robot, and then BAMF! NERV. And guess who’s in charge? The well-endowed AU Ruri! And as the chibi tsundere summons the giantass robot(which is NOT a super robot version of HARD GAY) from it’s glorified warehouse, shit happens! More shit happens! And then the robot(which is NOT a giant, mechanized HARD GAY) lands NOT on top of the other robot! AND THEN THE SHOW ENDS.

Lesee, the characters so far…

MAHOU BISHONEN DAIJUUJI KUROU: Atypical detective loser who knows something about magic, and happens to french a book. HE FRENCHED A BOOK. AND TURNED INTO A MAGICAL BISHIE. WTF. Think Rentarou from Futakoi Alternative(Speaking of Futakoi, whar be them futa twins?).

Al Azif(aka the ysundere): Magical intelligent device, book-type. Think Reinforce from Nanoha A’s. I mean, SHE HAS A CHIBI AL FORM. JUST LIKE REINFORCE. Now gimme my Master Spark/Starlight Breaker.

Professor West: That crazy professor from FMP:TSR and supposedly, Shana. I think he has a stash of squirrel porn somewhere in that cello case of doom.

Ruri Hadou (aka the well-endowed AU Ruri Hoshino): Loli with boobs? WIN. Also the head of NERV with maids. Or something.

Now I’ve heard of the show borrowing heavily from HP Lovecraft, and these thoughts came up:

  • If it’s Lovecraft, will Cthulu come up in a future episode?
  • If Cthulu dosn’t come, where’s he? Is he the robot or is he MAHOU BISHONEN DAIJUUJI KUROU?
  • GAH THE DISTURBING TENTACLERAPEPORN. Wait, that migh actually be fappab- GAH TENTACLECTHULURAPE. Flippertigibbet.

And that’s it.

Final thought of the day: Demonbane is a MAGICAL BISHIE SHOW. NOT A MECHA SHOW.

Entry filed under: Anime, Demonbane, First Impressions.

3 seconds of Kamyu = WIN. I am stale like week old bread. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~ T_T

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