I’ll fucking kill you, Sakai Yuuji, and you too, you goddamn Red no Anchan. WITH ENOUGH FUCKING DANMAKU EVEN GIL AND ASPAIN CAN’T FUCKING DODGE.

May 13, 2006 at 11:30 pm 5 comments


Before I start my bitching and eventual danmaku shitting, the reference above refers to two of the best Touhou players in existence(not supprisingly, both live in Japan). And the grazing thing? In Touhou, your hitbox is a lot smaller than your character, thus allowing you to 'graze' the bullets. 

(ZOMG TEH SPOILER ALERTZ)


First off, Sakai Yuuji.

Yuuji you fucking cuntwaffle. First of all, you passed up a Shana buffet to go explain stuff to that crazy little stalker of yours, then you ALMOST KILLED SHANA and got yourself captured, AND THEN YOU HOOK UP WITH SOME FOREIGN LOLI HUSSY. If that's not enough, YOU FUCKING KILLED WILHELMINA, YOU FUCKING CUNTWAFFLE OF A TERRORIST PEDOPHILE BASTARD YOU. YOU FUCKING KILLED WILHELMINA. FUCKING KILLED HER. WITH YOUR FUCKING BUTTERKNIFE BLUTSAUGER. IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING EYES. HAVE YOU NO SHAME OR DIGINITY OR EVEN BASIC COMMON FUCKING SENSE? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK UP DAN BROWN'S ASS.

*tries to calm down.
I"LL FUCKING KILL YOU, SAKAI YUUJI. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, AND RAPE YOUR COLD, DEAD, LIFELESS ASSCARCASS.

*is hit by an antidepressant dart.

Who ever did that, thank you.

And now, for Red no Anchan.

Archer, you fucking fucker on a fucking stick up Shirou's fucking ass on an AZOTH dagger. First of all, you arrive and turn Rin's living room into something a tornado leaves behind, get yourself stupidly injured by THE MOST BROKEN SERVANT EVER, and if that's not enough, you get your ass raped by Berserker twiceand if that's not enough, YOU FUCKING TURN CASTER INTO A PINCUSHIO-

*is handed a paper.

Wait, this says Gilgamesh turned Caster into a pincushion. The hell. Guess I misjudged Archer, then. Still, YOU LOOK LIKE THAT GILDED PRETTYBOY.

*shits ungrazeable danmaku at Archer and Sakai Yuuji. Twice.

Dodge that, fuckers.

Entry filed under: Anime, Bitching, Fate/Stay Night, Shakugan no Shana.

It’s time to pay the nekomimi meido tax~ It’s time for some Utawarerumono fun.

5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. T_T|||  |  May 14, 2006 at 9:06 am

    When you mention Sakai Yuji, do you mean the Yuji in the anime or the novels? If it’s the novels, I haven’t read that far…

    Reply
  • 2. drmchsr0  |  May 14, 2006 at 11:08 am

    Novels. I feel bad for spoilerizing.

    Reply
  • 3. bobbyRicky  |  January 25, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    thanks

    Reply
  • 4. garyM  |  January 25, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    very insightful read, thankyou.

    Reply
  • 5. Kaiser Yue  |  February 14, 2007 at 9:13 am

    where did you get t3h novels. if it is from scanlations, please tell me where you got them from

    Reply

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