Cute back the fucking web.

May 9, 2006 at 9:20 pm 5 comments


For too long we, the anime community, have lived under the oppression of Internet Explorer. Lack of protection against viruses, trojan, and other bad stuff, too many unsafe ActiveX applications, lack of tabbed browsing, and horrors of horrors, no cute thing in the corner. For too long we have suffered under the tyranny of Bill Gates and his unsafe practices.

But then, in 2002, a new broswer came out. It was the Age of Rebellion. People came flocking to the fox wreathed in red flames. Promising safety against the evil software that sought to fuck our computers, Live Bookmarks, tabbed browsing, and other shiny stuff, people hailed the new being as the Messiah of Internet Browsers.

However, a new age is upon us. No more do we have to rely on Firefox to get us through the Internet. No more do we have to be like the millions who converted, the dirty, unwashed masses who care not for us, the anime community. No more will we live under the oppression of the Big Blue E and cower before its bluish might. No more we will wonder, “Where the fuck is my cute little icon at the top-lefthand-corner of my browser?”

Fellow fans, the age of Lolifox is upon us. Cute back the fucking web.

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. lolikitsune  |  May 15, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    >>But then, in 2002, a new broswer came out. It was the Age of Rebellion. People came flocking to the fox wreathed in red flames.

    If you’re comparing the roots of web browsers, an alternative to Netscape/IE began in 1994- Opera. Firefox’s first official release was in 2004, I believe. The project was still Poenix in 2002. In other words, no fox wreathed in red flames 😛

    And is Lolifox all that good? I know I link to it, but that’s more out of the fun of my satire than anything. I downloaded the test Mac build once and it was identical to Firefox in every way- none of the special bookmarks or functionalities mentioned. :\

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  • 2. drmchsr0  |  May 15, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    Ah well.

    I wrote this for fun. Therefore, there’s bound to be discrepancies.

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  • 3. lolikitsune  |  May 15, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    Do you use Lolifox as your primary browser?

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  • 4. drmchsr0  |  May 15, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    Yeah.

    Pretty much why I wrote it.

    Reply
  • 5. Jeff  |  July 18, 2007 at 9:52 am

    good post thanks.

    Reply

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