Weapons Of WAR

Here at orz, we have what is known to America as a terrorist movement. We ‘attack’ and ‘ravage’ (in good humour, of course) various enemies that dare to threaten our very existence. These weapons are, but not limited to:

  • Penguin Plushies
  • Tom Cruise Missiles
  • Laser Guided Polar Bears
  • Nukes filled with swords
  • desu
  • CAPS LOCK
  • Utter randomness
  • Sarcasm and cynicism
  • Well-crafted flaming
  • Spoilers
  • Jam (Akiko’s Jam, duh)
  • buttsex
  • Emoticon terrorists
  • Sword with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it with a Sword in it
  • A picture of Jack Thompson humping the box and/or the game disc of GTA 4 (Not shown due to safety reasons. Yours.)

and many more.

If you see an orzvasion, do not panic. It is the work of bored individuals who want to have fun. That is all.

184 Comments

  • 1. Morgan grant  |  April 1, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    I r great lol i think buttsecks is overated im having it right now

  • 2. Morgan grant  |  April 1, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    by which i mean with your face

  • 3. Ben stevens  |  April 1, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    I agree with your comment on butsex, i feel the same way. having it right now too. its with you but still..

  • 4. Sahun Bosley  |  April 3, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    Yes, yes indeed, you guys are so right. I do also enjoy the occasional raging session of buttsex

  • 5. Sahun Bosley  |  April 23, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    holy jizz what the hell d00d

  • 6. Huw whittington  |  April 23, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Hello, im a gay. i like it up the face

  • 7. ben  |  April 23, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    hi huw you butt muncher

  • 8. Emma Briant of priory school  |  May 12, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    Im a smelly filli. deal with it

  • 9. Zara treharne  |  May 13, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    Im a lesbian and got tea bagged by brook nine months ago.

  • 10. George Dean  |  May 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    I love sweaty gooch put another drop in my mouth baby

  • 11. Zara treharne  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Heya Brooky, fancy a gooch rubbing? I’ll use my face.

  • 12. Nathan Bloss  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Mmm Jade goody’s sweaty flaps

  • 13. huw wittington  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    i realy wish i could sleep with brook :(

  • 14. Lewis mitchell  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    I love shane rosh he is adorable and i wouldnt mind sticking stuff in him!!

  • 15. Nathan Bloss  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    So do I.
    I feel your pain Huw.

  • 16. ben stevens  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    me too brook is rather sexual ;)

  • 17. Nathan Bloss  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    Im Lonely.

  • 18. Brook Thomas  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    This Dog gooch is really turning me on

  • 19. Darcy Jones  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    I Really fancy a bum

  • 20. ben stevens  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    ill keep you company nathan ;)

  • 21. Shaun bosley  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    i’m such a gay boi i fancy my mum and i wish i could rim her all the time

    p.s i’m a donkey mollesting face sucking jizz monkey

  • 22. Morgan Grant  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    Brook You’re pretty.

  • 23. brook  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    i lick my cats shit for fun

  • 24. brook  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    i love shauns manly cunt

  • 25. ivan tory  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    i also enjoy butsex, mainly with huw and morgan at the same tme

  • 26. Zara T.  |  May 20, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    You people saying stuff about me are going to die a very very slow and painful death. You are a bunch of prepubesent immature twats.
    xoxo

  • 27. Brook Thomas  |  May 20, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    zara shut up why dont you come here and teabag me again even though you were crap.

  • 28. Adam Wilkinson  |  May 20, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    IM A VIRGIN.

    PLEASE SOMEONE. TAKE ME NOW.

    ILL BE GENTLE.

  • 29. Maxine Treagus  |  May 20, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    I have a beard.

  • 30. Maxine Treagus  |  May 21, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    And not on my face if u know wht i mean :D

  • 31. brook  |  May 21, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    wtf

  • 32. Solly Smith  |  May 21, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    when im in private I screw my cat while shouting my mums name.

  • 33. ivan tory  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    i smell

  • 34. Ivan Tory  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    Woo toms a dirty sket who wants men

  • 35. Brook Thomas  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    Oh god ive just jizzed in my pants

  • 36. ivan tory  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    ivan is too

  • 37. billy roe  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    yout tits

  • 38. Charlie Evans  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Ive got a deep dark secret

    I really like men

  • 39. ivan tory  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    bill learn how to write

  • 40. Ivan Tory  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    brrok what the hell are u doing ??? were are u and tom i dont want to hurt u but i will

  • 41. billy roe  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    is that stain mine

  • 42. Ivan Tory  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    oh dear this is soo funny is charlie and brook atcually signed on are there some random people who put there names as it :P :P?

  • 43. Charlie Evans  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:42 pm

    I never knew Boris was so attractive until I watched him getting changed

  • 44. tom stutters  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    i peed my pants

  • 45. Jimmy Meaker  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Oh my god Cathy Pilbean is so fit

  • 46. Ivan Tory  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    haha unlucky u ned to get some control man !

  • 47. joe warren  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    and i thought i was gay

  • 48. Mrs.Aggawarl  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    your all in deep trouble now when im telling the it people and ur all be banned

  • 49. isaac da silva  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    i just pood my pants

  • 50. tozard  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    hi ivan

  • 51. Brook Thomas  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    I Hate All Foreign People

  • 52. tozard  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    charlie is a smelly poo

  • 53. billy  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    good evening infadels

  • 54. Jimmy Meaker  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    I love having sex with animals

  • 55. tozard  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    bills an idiot

  • 56. Charlie Evans  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    Necrophonia should become part of everyday life

  • 57. nathan bloss  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    i fancie my mum and do her every night

  • 58. tozard  |  May 21, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    who doesnt

  • 59. Kieran Wright  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Guys I have actually just pooed myself so please can noone laugh

  • 60. Tom White  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Im really bad at COD4

  • 61. kieran  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    nathan your a bell end u cant evan spell no one

  • 62. BILL  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    nathen sux dick he takes it in the rear and ear
    (at the same time) GAY BOY

  • 63. isaac da silva  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    another nice wet dream over charlie evans last night

  • 64. nathan bloss  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    i cant even play cod because i smell so bad the guy in the shop wouldnt sell it to me

  • 65. BILL  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    BELL END HAHAHA NATHEN YOU GOT TOLD FUCK FACE

  • 66. nathan bloss  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    shut up prick. ur gay

  • 67. BILL  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    wot nathen are you serious you are getin a fatty beatin

  • 68. cherlie evans  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    i had a wet dream about sweaty men

  • 69. Rod Flanders  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry

  • 70. Todd Flanders  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Iron Helps Us Play

  • 71. isaac da silva  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    i wish i had a willie

  • 72. darren  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    i like men

  • 73. Kieran Wright  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    It was me who writ that really Bill so don’t hurt nathan cos I fancy him

  • 74. Fred  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    I Cant Get Enough Of Sweaty Anus

  • 75. kieran  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    nathan i h8 u just coz u fancie tom. ur a bell end

  • 76. isaac da silva  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    hey u guys leave it out not every1 has a willie do they

  • 77. bill  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    i like muscular greek men

  • 78. Tom Stutters  |  May 21, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    I wish i didnt look like a greyhound

  • 79. Lewis Mitchell  |  May 22, 2008 at 1:56 am

    I have a crush on Shayne Roche is there anything wrong with that?

  • 80. Shayne Roche  |  May 22, 2008 at 1:58 am

    Lewis you fancy me?
    oh my god ive been waitng so long for this moment ever since I came to this school

  • 81. Lewis Mitchell  |  May 22, 2008 at 2:00 am

    You will never understand how much I’ve thought of you without any clothes on
    I’ve never wanked over you though because I can’t

  • 82. Shayne Roche  |  May 22, 2008 at 2:02 am

    Thats ok baby we can work round this just the thought of being with you make me all tingly inside

  • 83. Ryan Jones  |  May 22, 2008 at 2:08 am

    Im really ugly and ginger

  • 84. Ryan Jones  |  May 22, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    I have ginger pubes and I cum out baked bean juice.

  • 85. Ryan Jones  |  May 22, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Noone Likes me.

  • 86. Mrs Aynsley  |  May 22, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    I hate Hugh Aynsley.

    Love his mum.

    Why are my children so ugly???

    WHY?!!?!?

  • 87. El Dicko De Mexicano  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    Brook is my home boy

  • 88. nahthan bloss  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    im going beat up bill :D

  • 89. Cathy Pilbeen  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    i think u shud all leave me n jimmy alone ur so mean cant we just be happy together pls

  • 90. Blaze Clayton  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    You all suck my tiny little nipples.

  • 91. Cathy Pilbeen  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    pls we rly want a serious relationship i dnt want it to end

  • 92. Ben stevens  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    Brook your feet are so smooth on my winkle

  • 93. Fabian  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    wtf so many comments, the page is nearly as long as my cock :O

  • 94. Lewis Mitchell  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    i love the way shane feels inside me ;)

  • 95. Viv Yang  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Its no where near as big as your cock, add at least 7 more comments and your there.

  • 96. Reuben Laffan  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    Ivan and bill and anyone else thats hard, i hate you and want you to beat me up with your tiny willys. suck on that mother funksters.

  • 97. Darcy jones  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    LEWIS I CANT BELIEVE U CHEATED ON ME WITH SHANE ! ! !

    LAST NIGHT WAS GOOD . . . but im sorry lewis . . . we are over :’(
    x-x

  • 98. Zara Treharne  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    Evan i know you fancy me and i have to say, i am, sadly, out of your legue by 467 square kilometres.

    Im all Brooks, take me man meat, make a honest man out of me big boy.

    Love your gooch buddy.

  • 99. Nathan Bloss  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Huw… last night would have been good if your cock wasnt so fricken SMALL ! ! !

  • 100. keiran clair  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    lay off lewis mitchel hes mine bitch

  • 101. Zara T.  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    An honest man? I am very much a woman THANKYOU.
    Even does not fancy me.
    And Brook is Mollys.. Okay?
    (Y)

  • 102. Tom White  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Oh man I suck so bad at COD 4

  • 103. Evan Haslewood  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    Zara noo I love you I need your pussy so bad…

  • 104. hannah baldwin  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    i have nits

  • 105. Evan Haslewood  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    MY NAME IS NOT EVEN!!!

  • 106. Evan Haslewood  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    AND I DO FANCY YOU REALLY BAD.

    :( (((

  • 107. Nathan Bloss, Harvey Baker, Tom White  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    Were all so bad at COD4

  • 108. nathan bloss  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    i have nits…

  • 109. Evan Haslewood  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    PLEASE JUST LET ME COP A FEEL.

    ;D

  • 110. nathan bloss  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    i have a poonani

  • 111. Reuben Laffan  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    Please Can someone make Viv kiss me Im desperate

  • 112. Brook Thomas  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    I love Boobies :D
    ( . Y . )
    ) (
    ( , )

  • 113. huw wittingham (ugly)  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    its not my fault im ugly.

  • 114. tom balzanelli  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    IM PROBABLY THE COOLEST GUY EVER..

  • 115. balls are hairy  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Ben stevens here saying im a twat

  • 116. Tom Ballsosmelly  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Im really really lonely please can some1 love me

  • 117. Zara treharne  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    My nipples look like marshmallows.

    Try and work out the correlation between turned on, turned off, and cooked and uncooked marshmallows.

  • 118. matt laker  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    my mum washes me in the bath

  • 119. Tom Ballsosmelly  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    omg i love men so much i jus cant tell anyone, its so sad :( pls can some1 help me with my problem, like all monsters i just want to be loved…hard and fast from behind

  • 120. Tom Balzanelli  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    I enjoy communal showers

  • 121. Chuck Norris  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    Im so great i can make love to seven people at once

  • 122. morgan grant  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    i wish i had pubes like huw instead of haveing to shave my dog in the morning

  • 123. Fabian.  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    I. AM. GOD.

  • 124. Morgan Grant  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    Thats Ok Tom i also like communal showers

  • 125. huw whittingayugly  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    im ugly and i also have 13 poos a day. my mum wipes my bottom.

  • 126. Zara Treharne  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    I need to stop leaving over the desk to talk to morgan because eveyrone can see my boobies

  • 127. ben stevens  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    i have a beard..

  • 128. morag  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    i so love steffan flowers

  • 129. Ben stevens  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    I wish i had friends because then i could stop fucking my mom!

  • 130. Morgan Grant  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    I think we should all shower together guys

  • 131. nathan bloss  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    why is my brother cooler than me.??

  • 132. zara  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    i need a new haircut…

  • 133. Huw Whittington  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    No I think we should all shower together guys

  • 134. bekki wilmot  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    matt beat me at chess. i had to dump him

  • 135. Zara T.  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    thats just mean i know i need one thanks (Y)

  • 136. morgan grant  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    stop laughing realy we should all shower together

  • 137. Nathan Bloss  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    Morag and Reuben love me so stop bullying me. Reuben gets the RIM and Morag gets the REST.

  • 138. Mr Clarke  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    Alright guys this convo’s pretty nifty.

    Mind if I join you in that shower?

  • 139. Morag  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    wheres reuben I really wanna do it with him

  • 140. Evan Haslewood  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    Zara suck the puss outta my genital warts.

  • 141. Zara T.  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    OMG THATS SO DISGUSTING.

  • 142. joseph rodgers  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    can i bum you zara. you have nice hair

  • 143. Evan Haslewood  |  May 22, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    Pfft.
    Why cant you speak your mind??

  • 144. huw whittingay  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    morgan ive got a boner

  • 145. Ben Stevens  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    Hey Brook come over to my computer i wanna suck u off

  • 146. zara  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    hey im bored who wants to fuck after the bell goes ….. if you do meet me in IT3 after school

  • 147. will yeiulll  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    i havent had a haircut for 9 years. ..

  • 148. Zara T.  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Alright. I’m not entirely sure what I’ve done to make everyone want to be harsh to me.
    And I don”t like my hair either so grand that everyone agrees.

  • 149. Mr Clarke  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    See…. you…. there

  • 150. Ben Stevens  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    I really enjoy watching baywatch because it has david hasselhoff without a shirt in it

  • 151. Everyone  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    We love you really and dont stress your hair is awesome :)

  • 152. huw whiitingforskinmufface  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    my mum says i’ll start puberty by the age of 19…

  • 153. Solly  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    Im pretty

  • 154. Ben Stevens  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    Im gonna beat up nathan because i like touching him

  • 155. Christy cullen  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    IM A DICK

  • 156. zara mcgay  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    i love nathan bloss. will u go out with me.?

  • 157. Brook Thomas  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    Nathan keeps touching me :(

    some one please help me

  • 158. Tom Ballsarereallysmellyandimagay  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    Why do ppl hate me so much just because i’m a butt munching phallus licking son of a fat cock gay faggot.

  • 159. huw whittinganal  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    my mum keeps me warm at night..

    analy…

  • 160. Tom Ballsaresmelly  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    I like a glass of jizzm in the morning while i mollest my dad

  • 161. will yuil  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    sammy is crap in bed

    ben stevens was way better

  • 162. huw whittinganal  |  May 22, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    im a twat. i also asked out sophie abott.. but she turned me down. i wonder why.. is it because im ugly.

  • 163. Evan Haselwood  |  May 23, 2008 at 4:02 am

    dammit I got jizz on my picture of Zara

  • 164. Sahun Bosley  |  May 23, 2008 at 4:04 am

    Will yeiull I disagree Sammy’s great in bed she has so much to hold on to.

    Also ben stevens swallows

  • 165. Brook Thomas  |  May 23, 2008 at 4:12 am

    If I had choice between killing Fabian and killing my girlfiriend
    I’d kill my girlfriend

  • 166. Joe Leach  |  May 23, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    i slept with will yuil

    hes real good in bed ;)

  • 167. huw whittington  |  May 23, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    i love arabs, they taste nice :D

  • 168. steffan flowers 4 morag  |  May 23, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    hey guys

  • 169. Brook Thomas  |  May 23, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    ( Y )
    ) (
    ( , )
    this is what i saw when i slept with molly :|

    :( :(:(:(

  • 170. Jamie Measure-Hughes  |  May 24, 2008 at 2:00 am

    jimmy back off Cathy shes mine

  • 171. Ryan Jones  |  May 24, 2008 at 3:23 am

    does anyone else think that jodie jolly has a nice arse?

  • 172. Jamie Measure-Hughes  |  May 24, 2008 at 3:24 am

    i think im really great

  • 173. Shane  |  May 24, 2008 at 3:26 am

    hey guys why doesnt anyone like me?

  • 174. James Smif  |  May 24, 2008 at 3:27 am

    is natural not being able to spell your own name?

  • 175. Solly Smith  |  May 24, 2008 at 3:30 am

    i still sleep in the same bed as my mum

  • 176. Tom Grindall  |  May 24, 2008 at 5:37 am

    Reuben is good in the sack. Anyone up for a threesome?

  • 177. Reuben laffan  |  May 24, 2008 at 5:39 am

    im so lonely i sleep in my own semain to remind my self of how daddy did it.

  • 178. huw whittingay  |  May 24, 2008 at 5:41 am

    i blatentey fancy zara and viv i want to be together with then please……

  • 179. Mr clarke  |  May 24, 2008 at 5:43 am

    I actually stole a pie because it DIDNT look nice.

  • 180. hugh aynsley  |  May 24, 2008 at 5:45 am

    MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

  • 181. Viv  |  May 24, 2008 at 5:49 am

    i like people to pay me to kiss ugly fucks!!!! EG. huw

  • 182. Viv  |  May 24, 2008 at 5:49 am

    i also fuck dogs

  • 183. Reuben Laffan  |  May 24, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    My mum said if i wet the bed one more time shes gonna go throw me out of my house

  • 184. Ben Stevens  |  May 24, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    Can people pay me to kiss ugly fucks cos i wanna have my first kiss at some point