The best Persona 4 comic ever

No seriously, these are JAWSOME.

Here are a few choice lines.

Youske: “Dude stop polishing those balls” Kou Ichijou “I can’t man, THESE BALLS ARE ON FIRE“

Yousuke: “I HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

“You become friends with Yosuke. Yosuke will now DIE FOR YOU.”

NAOTOKAWAIIYONAOYO: “Did someone say GIRLS? Because I’m a boy. Just so you know.”

And my personal favorite:

Kanji Tatsumi: “Hi, I’m Kanji Tatsumi and I LOVE NAKED MEN.” Yousuke: D:

CHEGGITOUT. (Because Peachi is a jawsome dude/dudette)

Edit: WHAT HAVE I DONE A NEW BANNER IS HILARIOUSLY DISTURBING.

Game Over. Mirror Moon OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!, Internets 0

Game over guys, the Internet has been prank’d EPIC HARDCORE.

By Mirror Moon.

I bow to their superior trolltelect.

Nothing can beat this kind of epic ownage. Tons of bricks were shat. I kid you not.

Russian Discovers Sick Loli Shugo Chara Rape Doujins, Throws A Hissy Fit

By A. Hamsterling, With additional reporting by B. Poring

Local animé blogger Hinano was terribly distraught when she saw her favorite show, Shugo Chara, having sick loli rape doujins. She threw a massive Russian hissy fit which left her mostly in tears and rage.

“Holy shit that was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever fucking read.” was what our intrepid reporter got when he pressed Hinano for an interview. Still in a state of shock, she continued on. “I was hoping at first they’d have Ikuto come save her or something but no, it was a bunch of sick fuck bullshit the whole time, with the last panel her saying “I want to die”. Who wouldn’t?“

“Stop making Shugo Chara hentai doujin. She’s fucking 11 years old. Stop making doujins about her peeing, and most of all stop making doujins about her getting raped by her dad who is “possessed by an evil egg” bullshit. God the sick fuck who made this needs to go shoot himself in the head or jump off a building.” Our reporter found this hawt disturbing, and we had to pull him outta there before we had to pay for his funeral.

Her significant other was not available for comment.
She was last seen marching towards Japan with an AK47, a nuke and for no good reason, mint humbugs.

(Yes Hinano I am an asshole and my sense of humor is horrible. You may put down the pitchforks and torches now I apologize for being a meanie ;-;)

I present to wildarmsheero the medal of epic lol.

For those of you who can be bothered to read me after that nasty piece of drama… … ….

Remember wildarmsheero? The guy I decided to fanboy because he was asking for it? Now I have a good reason to fanboy him

He makes a hilarious webcomic. So hilarious, it makes my attempts at humor non-existent.

Anyone who starts off with almost explicit yaoi (WARNING: NSFW, YAOI) gets not just top marks in my book, but also the medal of epic lulz.

Yes I like his webcomic, and I do wish he keeps up the humor content.

I think I have a boner now.

Holy shit he draws n00dz of his own characters FUCK WILDARMSHEERO IS THE BEST ARTIST EVER

The 16th terrible secret of the Internet.

…is MANPITS. And NIPPLE SPARK.

’nuff said.

LOL Wong you have created a new generation of unseeable things.

I am a floogin’ genius.

No srsly, I am a GENIUS.

<DrmChsr0> Lulu: Suzaku, I’m gay, HARD GAY FOR YOU. Let’s be buttsex buddies.
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: OMFGWTFBBQIT WHUT?
<DrmChsr0> Euphie: Lulu, you don’t love me no more…? ;_;
<DrmChsr0> CC: Moar pizza plz kthxbai
<DrmChsr0> LuLu: I want you inside me. *LOL GEASS SUZAKU*
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: Yessir. **GOATSE’D!(1)*
<DrmChsr0> Lulu: *YARANAIKA’D!(2)*
<DrmChsr0> *buttsex happens*
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: Ow, my butt hurts… … …Hey, why do I have MIKURU-BIIMU(3) EYES?
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: OMG I CAN SEE FOREVAH(4)
<DrmChsr0> LuLu: *got no Suzaku cock in ass!* ;_; Suzaku, you don’t love me no more ;_;
<DrmChsr0> Suzaku: QUIET BITCH I CAN SEE FOREVAH
<DrmChsr0> Impz: HAY GUYZ WHUT’S GOIN ON(5)
<DrmChsr0> *Lulu assraep Impz
<bj0rN> O.0
<DrmChsr0> Iskandar: *LOL ARMY OF KING* I PWNZOR J00(6)
<DrmChsr0> Hamsterling(7): Mion sux.
<DrmChsr0> ZA END.
<DrmChsr0> I rule.
<DrmChsr0> EPIC ALTERNATE GEASS 23 MATERIAL

Notes:

1.  Goatse is, uh, distended anus. Real shockering stuff.
2.  Yaranaika, Kuso Miso Technique, dude, do I have to link you to hardcore yaoi?
3.  Mikuru Beam, DURRR
4.  ”I can see forever” is some 4chan meme I DO NOT want to know about.
5.  Used in 4chan threads to signify the guy didn’t lurk enough.
6.  Iskandar, aka Servant Rider in Fate/Zero. He is ausum beefcaek.
7.  Hamsterling is my random side. It is a Poring that looks like a hamster.

LOL orz Awards 2007

LOL DISCLAIMER: If you actually get riled up by this, you, my friend, are a complete idiot. And a consumer whore. because I don’t do awards, foo! And no, I will not even deign to do a proper one, because I’m so awesome.

Oshi it is tiem for awardz lololol.

Meaning I get to be as biased as I want and piss off people lololol.

And here are teh winrars!

• Best Animé : Kanon
• Best Story : Kanon
• Best Imagery : Kanon
• Biggest Waste of Time : Kanon
• Best Music : Kanon
• Gayest Male Character : Kitagawa, Kanon
• Hottest Female Character : Akiko Minas, Kanon
• Hottest MILF : Akiko Minase, Kanon
• Most Hilarious Waste Of Technology: Kanon
• Most Tears Shed in a 5-hour Period: planetarian
• Hottest Side Character I-Would-Not-Want-To-Jam-MY-P0N0S-Into : Kurata Sayuri, Kanon
• Worst Animé : Kanon
• Booby Prize : Kanon

LOLOL Kanon won all but one of the awards. Oshi I R Teh Biased. LOL DORAMA TIEM

So I hear impz’s a trap… … … …

Yes, people apparently think impz is a trap. When in real life, he’s a tentacle monster. Okay, I lie. His true visage is so unfathomable that even those who have met him in real life have to overlay the first image that comes into their minds. Yes, his otherworldly visage is that unfathomable.

On a more serious note, impz will PAY. Editorz: Wrong twin. All is well =3

In other news, the Suzumiya Haruhi marketing campaign is still going strong.

Kanon Randomnessnessnessnessness

Note: I ain’t high on anything but that two seconds of SLOW MOTION TAIYAKI ENJOYMENT.

OP DISCUSSION

Kanon 2002 OP: EYES TOO BIG, CHIN TOO LONG, YUUIICHI LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT

Kanon 2006 OP: EYES TOO BIG, NOT ENUF AKIKO :V

Tsukihime OP: CHINS TOO LONG, SHIKI TOO EMO

And now, which Kanon OP is more awesome.

Kanon 2002 OP: This OP was a really nice one to start the series. A little sad, very poigant, however, it lacked real impact.For all it’s merits, it wouldn’t leave a lasting impression on your average viewer.

Kanon 2006 OP: Now this one, it has real impact. And no, it ain’t Ayu slowly enjoying her taiyaki speaking. I believe this was the original OP to the game. Rich tones and a stunning voice play together to form a harmony of velvet that is pleasing to the ears.

You which one I’m leaning to. But you’re WRONG. Dead WRONG. Both Kanon OPs don’t make the cut :V

And why? Because Tori no Uta, Farewell Song, Light Colors and Life is Like a Dream are so much more awesome. (And yes, the first two are from AIR and the last two from Tomoyo After ~It’s a Wonderful FAP Life, and yes, all 4 were sung by Lia :V Lia is awesome :V)

THE JAM SCENARIO

And now, I would like to introduce the JAM Path. Yes,Akiko’s infamous JAM takes centerstage in this weird and oddly hilarious tale of jam love.

Forget about the girls for a moment. Forget even about Akiko and Sayuri and Kitagawa(Yes, I know some of you out there are trying to be funny.). Akiko’s JAM takes centerstage.

Yuuichi, after 7 years of being away from the snowy city he visited so often, returns to complete his high school education. The reason for is long hiatus? No one knows. And no, Ayu didn’t fall from some damn tree.

Yuuichi sees something familiar. It is his beloved jam (Akiko made it fresh). He mises it so much, he hugs it instead of poor Nayuki(who will get the least screentime in this path,on account of she being an incestuous little whathaveyou).

What follows next is a highly disturbing ale of a man talking and dating and romancing a jar of Akiko’s infamous jam. And at the end of it all, he sticks his penis into the jam. And while he and the jam share an intimate moment (GOOD FUCKING LORD HE’S FUCKING A JAR OF JAM SOMEONE CALL THE PEOPLE FOR ETHICAL TREATMENT OF JAM), the entire cast of Kanon (yes, even the creators of Kanon themselves) burst into the room and see the horrible spectacle. And the true reason why he was sent away form the snowy city is revealed: He killed Ayu while fucking the jam in front of her. Poor Ayu dies(again), Nayuki tosses her cookies in the most violent manner possible, Shiori suffers a sudden outburst of leukemia, Mai loses her sanity and masturbates on the spot(don’t ask), and Akiko cries in a corner, agahst at the wrongful appreciation of her jam (she gets some after this from all her fanboys, me included :V). Yuuichi gets poisoned and dies.

:V

Desu power.

I did something stupid today.

I just desu’d Your-Mom Fansubs. And it felt stupid and good. I guess I still have a bit of the /b/tard in me. (Click on More to see the stupidity.)
Well, back to wondering what happened after the events of Planetarian.