SaiGAR Results: Days 4 and 5

And we return to your irregularly-scheduled SaiGAR news reports.

*thwacks the driver of the news van.

Day 4:

Winners:

• L
• Alucard

(EPIC CHIP EATING SKILLZ)

Day 5 winners:

• Bruce Ironstaunch
• November 11 (Don’t ask.)

*is hit by a ray of something.

We’ll return tomorrow with more epic SaiGAR reporting.

SaiGAR Results: Days 2 and 3

We return you to your regularly scheduled SaiGAR coverage. The news team was stuck in the Intertubes for over 24 hours for the second day, and couldn’t get Day 2’s results out. But enough chatter. HAVE AT THEE!

Day 2:

• Hosaka
• Itou Kaiji

Boota could take out Kaiji and that feller. Srsly.

Day 3:

• Robert E O Speedwagon
• Itoshiki Nozomu

Can’t really comment here, dunno about these 2.

We’ll be back tomorrow with more back-breaking SaiGAR results. Assuming the Intertubes don’t clog up again.

And the results are in…

And we’ll revert to reporting the results of this year’s SaiGAR results. And no, no Prime Ministers, former or otherwise, were harmed in the tallying of these votes.

And here are the results of the first day of round 1, Group A:

Dio Brando
King of Brittania

Dio could totally pwn that wimpy king.

We’ll be back after these messages.

OSHI SaiGAR SI BAK

4chan’s trainwreck of a competition enters it’s 2nd(?) year, as the GARest of the GAR assembl-

Waitaminute. Is this SaiGAR, or SaiLULZ? I see Dango, cute little girls, a boobified Nanoha, a shaaaaaaaaark (it’s a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark, suck its diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, it’s a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark), a mole, random side characters, some familiar faces, viruses, and stuff.

No seriously, is this SaiGAR or SaiLULZ? The only thing that could make this mockery of a competition more mockable is if they included the Gurren Lagann

…For Pete’s sake, DANGO??? Then again, we had Aizen’s couch AND The Cabbage for last SaiGAR… Aizen’s freakin’ couch. Next thing we know, the Dango wins SaiGAR :V

Oshi we has a winrar

Yes, I am not really shitting with anyone.

Guts cleaved Master into two. Okay, he didn’t. It was a long and hard-fought match, with both sides sustaining serious and near-fatal wounds.

But then, Guts swung his really big sword at the last moment to defleft a cloth spear from Master Asia. That was the turning point. In a swift stroke, Guts rolled a natural 20 and beat Master Asia to within an inch of his life without the aid of his freakishly huge greatsword.

Yes people, the East is burning red today, all thanks to Guts, the winner of SaiGAR 2007. All hail the most GAR of characters… … … …

Until next year, that is. When the most GAR of individuals fight to gain an insane number of votes to be the most GAR.

P.S: I’m gonna go read Berserk now.

East, Burning Red, etc

Master Asia won. Oshi

Master used his Devil Gundam hax to beat GTO.

Finals 1, also because I couldn’t fit in a Serious Sam reference.

Guess who was so badass enough to get the first finals slot?

IT’S GUTS.

Who’s so freakin’ GAR he could outGAR GARCHER?

IT’S GUTS.

Yes Guts won. Stop crying in shame and hope you aren’t in his cleave zone.

Battle of the Super Robot Pilots

Yes, the old man who thwacks Gundaams with a bit o’ cloth won.

Kinda makes you wonder why huge hulking super robots were made in the first place when there are old men who can take apart a robot with a bit of cloth and a lot of muscle.

It’s hilarious.

D: NUUUUUUUUUU

OMG NUUUUUUUUUUU

GARcher has been beated! Does this mean Onizuka is more GAR than GARcher?

…Kinda.

SaiGARRRRRRRRRR Semifinals 2 results

Akagi won. By a small margin.

Yes the next result, Onizuka vs GARcher, is in approximately 2 hours.