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My word.

He’s a’goin at it like a GAU-8X Avenger Gatling Gun!

I think what’s more disturbing than this is the fact that the Japanese have turned what has previously been an American genre into something so extremely perverted I am at a loss for words.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

4 comments September 4, 2007

I just realized something.

In most H-doujins and H-fanart, I rarely see the breaking of the hymen, ie the part of the doujin/pic where the male and the female are doing it, and you see blood in that area. No she’s not having her period.

And yet, you see the male with a swollen penis the size of the friggin’ Titanic. (Note: This is an extrapolation. A very very wild extrapolation.) And usually the length and girth of a redwood. (Again, more wild extrapolation.) How could this be possible if we assume the girl has never had sex before?

We can only assume three things here:

  1. The female has no hymen to start with.
  2. We are being led by the Japanese fanartists.
  3. The vagina is actually a  place where right is wrong, Einsteinein physics goes outta whack, Stephen Hawking is proven wrong on a regular basis, and penises automagically shrink upon entering the forbidden zone. And that the hymen is a whole lotta stronger than than the Hoover Dam.

I call shenanigans and pick the third theory. After all, we don’t know anything about the female body, am I right?

8 comments August 3, 2006

DrmChsr0… … … …REVIEWS HMANGA OMG

I'm hoping I don't do this regularly. (HOLY FUCK HMANGA REVIEW POTENTIAL NSFW) (more…)

4 comments June 5, 2006

This is the kind of stuff I face almost everyday. And yes, it is all true.

I'm not kidding. FYI, anything with > indicates myself. (more…)

3 comments May 31, 2006

This…is very interesting.

Here we have a drunk and cute Vita.

And here we have more of the-HOLY SHIT VITA'S GONE COMMANDO (OMFGWTFBBQIT NSFW)

I don't want to know what Hayate is thinking.Probably something perverted. And I've seen enough perversion for one fucking day. Some of it was unwarranted, too.
*complains about the dickgirlrape in Demonbane. 

Add comment May 27, 2006

…Japan has sunk to a new low.

This is a disturbing turn for the worse.

Although I realize Japanese fanartists will eventually do it, the recent pornographic fanarts of Suzumiya Haruhi sickens me. If you were to follow the discussions on forums and anime blogs, you would realize two things:

1. Haruhi is well, GOD, and
2. You should never have sexual relations with GOD.

The Japanese, never to leave anything sacred, drew Haruhi getting raped, giving footjobs, what have you. If we were to take what we know into context, the Japanese fanartists have, in fact, made a new fetish.

THE GOD FETISH.

Ladies and gentlemwn, Japan has sunk to a new low in perversion. Lower than even armpit intercourse. This is a disturbing time to live in. Goddamn fetishes.

1 comment May 5, 2006


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