Fulla lulz

Moétan is fulla lulz. I GUANTAREE IT.

Also, yes people, it’s official. Nanoha is married to Fate. But Yuuno is not delicious shota ferret anymore

Edit: OSNAPZ IT A FAEK

Bow to your new desu queen.

Oshi Nanoha StrikerS ish ausum :3

And you wouldn’t believe it until you watched it!

Supah AUSUM points:

• Reinforce-tan <3<3<3 (Nid moar Reinforce-tan :3)
• Hayate and Fate are deliciously legal nao :3
• Subaru and Tiana are liek… … … TEH ALTEISEN AND TEH WEISSRITTER D:  (Srsly, Subaru has REVOLVER STAKE as one of her attacks)
• Moar Reinforce-tan :3

Anyways, what was the whole episode about? Tiana and Subaru passing some kind of examination. BTW Subaru is HARD GAY for Nanoha. No word on that momcon Elio and his sister yet. Or Alph and NOT DELICIOUS SHOTA Yuuno T_T. Or the Wolkenritter.

But what was the focus of the whole episode? Tiana and Subaru pwning a bunch of drones? The delicious danmaku action? Tiana’s delicious budding breasts? (Okay, bad call on that one.) Subaru an SRW fan?

YOUR ANSWERS ARE ALL WRONG. Because the focus of this episode was all on Reinforce-tan :3 She ish cute :3 Small and cute :3

*moégasms.

Guess what I just heard.

Nanoha StrikerS broadcast date has been pushed back 2 weeks, to the 14th of April.

Tsukihime is going to be rereleased! With the Sacchion scenario! Sacchin fans everywhere rejoice.

Touhou 10 is going to be on the Wii. Danmaku on the Wii? We’ll see how it goes.

Euphie can see forever. No rly. She can.

impz loev manegg. He really does.

And whar du I get mah ausum news? Over here!

Mahou Shoujou Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS (*is tempted to fanboy)

It’s so beautiful T_T
And here is the information on the new Nanoha TV series.

• Yes, people, a third season has been planned.
• It is now called “Mahou Shoujou Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS.
• It will air somewhere around 2007.
• And yes, people, Nanoha and friends have sizable busts.

Start fanboying NOW.

And now, intelligent technobabble.

Assuming bust size = power, and since Nanoha has the most powerful attack, it is assumed that Nanoha has the biggest bust size. Hayate is second, and Fate is third. Although this doesn’t take into account Alph, Lindy and the rest of the female crew of Nanoha StrikerS.

And now, a random comment.

<DrmChsr0> I’ve always wanted to tittyfuck Nanoha.
<DrmChsr0> YAY

Yes, I’m a serial pervert, get over it.

*CUE THE 3RD GSD OP

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRK! BLEAH.

Holy shit. This is cute.

This…is very interesting.

Here we have a drunk and cute Vita.

And here we have more of the-HOLY SHIT VITA'S GONE COMMANDO (OMFGWTFBBQIT NSFW)

I don't want to know what Hayate is thinking.Probably something perverted. And I've seen enough perversion for one fucking day. Some of it was unwarranted, too.
*complains about the dickgirlrape in Demonbane. 

Utawarerumono: 5 Reasons why I like it.

And Yes. That is Shamal. Cosplaying as Eruru. Because Hayate said so.

 

I really like the story of Hakuoro and his band of conscript soldiers pwning the shit out of the warlord. And it's getting even better. I shall now declare the seventh episode to be the best of the lot.

 

Moving on, here are 5 reasosn why I like Utawarerumono.

 

5. It's freaking Suikoden with pornz.

Admit it. You've had dirty thoughts about Eruru, Aruru, that damned tiger, the Archer twins, Oboro, Benawi and Kurou. Not to mention Yuzuha and Mr T000 B0000 himself. And you're gonna get even more impure thoughts. Because like Suikoden, MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA JOIN UP. That reminds me, will Hakuoro face off Neclord?

 

4. The floogin OP and ED.

Musou Uta competes with Bouko Desho Desho and Hishoku no Sora for most awesome OP for 2004-2006. Serious.

 

3. Who doesn't love Aruru and Eruru?

Seriously, anyone who can't love Aruru and Eruru must be yaoi freaks(I don't blame you, I wanna see Hakuoro stick it in Dorii and Gura's poopers, too.), Minmei Sakamoto, or just blind. And Aruru has a big white FUCKIN' NIGH INVINCIBLE tiger of doom, ready to rip you a new one if you don't start nosebleeding over Aruru.

 

2. Hakuoro is one badass male lead.

Hakuoro's pretty damn badass, a great leader, a great father, loves his fledgling army, and still has time to seduce beautiful women and men to fight for him. I think he may even trump Kunisaki Yukito, Archer, and Tohno Shiki for badass male lead. I mean, hell, he's the T000 FUCKIN' B0000 RUNE, for cryin' out loud. Nobody beats the T000 B0000 Rune until you off the rune, then the left head, and then the right head. In that order. Or stick it in his pooper. Whichever feels right for you, I guess. Though unless you're Tohno "A CAT IS FINE TOO" Shiki, don't stick anything in the T000 B0000 Rune's pooper.Unless it's a talking, snarky sword.

 

And…

 

1. KAMYU~

Kamyu is too fucking cute to not be in the show. And you know it. Cuer than Aruru, and boobier than Eruru. HAH!

*is one helluva Kamyu fanboy.

 

And on a final note…

 

Dorii and Gura are boys. HAWT TWIN ARCHER SHOTAS. Hell, I think they easily trump Suboshi and Amiboshi for MOE TWIN WARRIOR AWARDS. Wait, they just did. 

 

 

HOT DICKINGS.

KITA━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

I'd want to meet her. 

OMG SWAG

I got some new swag yesterday. Whoops, there goes my savings.