THE LOLI BOOK ROOM

WHAT HAVE I DONE. I HAVE RUINED A CLASSIC HPL CAROL FOR EVERYONE.

SOLSTICE APPROACHES.

Christmas get a dose of Lovecraft and… … … lolis. You heard that right. Cthulhu is now a loli. Go figure.

When HPL meets Christmas meets Japan, things are going to happen. Silly things.

I’m sure you all have heard about HP Lovecraft, and the whole Cthulu mythos, and the Necronomicon, Mi-gos, shoggoths and whatnot.

And I’m pretty sure everyone knows of Demonbane and books that are lolis and HOLY SHIT ROBOTS.

Less well-known, on the other hand, is the HP LoveCraft Historical Society, a group of people who LARP anddid that one silent movie involving everyone’s favorite eldritch horror.

Even less well-known, on the other hand, is the fact that the aforementioned group has produced Christmas carols that are heretically hilarious and unfathomably funny.

Now, IMAGINE THIS.

The cast.

Of Demonbane.

Singing these carols.

:3

Shitcocks someone translate these carols into Japanese.

FUCK YES I MADE HP LOVECRAFT ROLL IN HIS GRAVE.

Elza is <3

Guess what? I had to download a Chinese sub for my Demonbane fix (notwithstanding people like Omni), and why? Because some- Wait, my bad. A whole lotta whiny bastards ‘told’ yesy to drop Demonbane. Goddamn drama.

But more on that later. First up, the Chinese subs were very clean. No Keh Ree Oh Kee shit, rather extensive notes (sadly, in the show), but it was in RMVB. It’s nice to know that it won’t eat up a lot of HDD space, but well, Real Media sucks, even if rmvb isn’t all that bad.

But enough file griping. TO THE SHOW SUMMARY! IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!

• West builds Elza.
• Elza kicks Kurou’s ass.
• Kurou saves Elza from Spinny blade of Doom.
• Elza wants Kurou’s cock.
• Kurou defeats said spinny blade of Doom
• ZOMGWTFBBQIT GIANT MECHA BATTEL
• Elza still wants Kurou’s cock.
• 24 frames of the rocking police officers.
• Have I mentoined Elza wants Kurou’s cock?
• Approximately 3 minutes of Master Therion and his lolibook!
• Elza really wants Ku- Ah forget it.
• Chibi Al gets more screentime! YAYZ

Production values took a hit this episode. Al looked horrid in quite a few frames. The ED was plenty rockin’, and contains quite a bit of spoilers. Just of note, Al ain’t getting raped by a dickgirl.

Oh, and I have something to say to the whiners who told yesy to drop Demonbane.

FUCK

YOU

AND

THE

HORSE

YOU

RODE

ON.

That is all. Drm out.

HAREMS HAREMS HAREMS update

It's been barely a month since this crazy post, and I have to update it. The first four are pretty much locked, bt the fifth and sixth are still changeable. Also, updating this at 4AM GMT/UTC+8 isn't all that fun.

Mahou Bishonen Daijyuji Kurou: Episode 2~

Gah, I'm out of shape. I need to do something interesting. Here comes the Magical Adventures of Mahou Bishonen DaiJyuji Kurou: Asswhippery ensues!

Mahou Bishonen Daijuuji Kurou: First Impressions

WTF. A MAIGICAL BISHIE SHOW. MY EYES. OMG CHIBI.

Okay, I think that’s enough screams of mental scarring from me. Moving on to the show proper.

Now, lesee here…
So our magical detective hero Daiduuji Kurou(a descsendant from Manatei Loki’s Daidoouji) accepts a well-paying job from a well-endowed AU Hoshino Ruri, who also happens to be a descendent of Hard Gay. And after fruitless searching for some crazy magical tome(Grimoire? Isn’t that like a magical wardrobe that takes you to the land of Narnia? And why would our favorite well-endowed AU Ruri want that wardrobe?), a tsundere happens to land in his face, pantsu-side up(you see the nosebleed? That wasn’t from the nose breaking. I swear he’s a pervert.) and saves his life. Then a crazy, squirrelporn-happy professor from FMP:TSR (and supposedly, Shana) appears with a giantass rocketlauncher to blow the unlikely couple to kingdom come. Then comes the best part of the show: the tsundere frenches Daijuuji while eating lead. And then……..

MAGICAL BISHIE TRANSFORMATION. GAH MY EYES. THEY BE RUINED FOR MARRIAGE.

And then, a chibi version of the tsundere pops out. Wee. After me eyes are ruined for marriage. GG, WOWOW, for withholding that fact AFTER almost making me gouge my eyes out.

Blahblahblah stuff happen, crazy prof summons a robot, and then BAMF! NERV. And guess who’s in charge? The well-endowed AU Ruri! And as the chibi tsundere summons the giantass robot(which is NOT a super robot version of HARD GAY) from it’s glorified warehouse, shit happens! More shit happens! And then the robot(which is NOT a giant, mechanized HARD GAY) lands NOT on top of the other robot! AND THEN THE SHOW ENDS.

Lesee, the characters so far…

MAHOU BISHONEN DAIJUUJI KUROU: Atypical detective loser who knows something about magic, and happens to french a book. HE FRENCHED A BOOK. AND TURNED INTO A MAGICAL BISHIE. WTF. Think Rentarou from Futakoi Alternative(Speaking of Futakoi, whar be them futa twins?).

Al Azif(aka the ysundere): Magical intelligent device, book-type. Think Reinforce from Nanoha A’s. I mean, SHE HAS A CHIBI AL FORM. JUST LIKE REINFORCE. Now gimme my Master Spark/Starlight Breaker.

Professor West: That crazy professor from FMP:TSR and supposedly, Shana. I think he has a stash of squirrel porn somewhere in that cello case of doom.

Ruri Hadou (aka the well-endowed AU Ruri Hoshino): Loli with boobs? WIN. Also the head of NERV with maids. Or something.

Now I’ve heard of the show borrowing heavily from HP Lovecraft, and these thoughts came up:

• If it’s Lovecraft, will Cthulu come up in a future episode?
• If Cthulu dosn’t come, where’s he? Is he the robot or is he MAHOU BISHONEN DAIJUUJI KUROU?
• GAH THE DISTURBING TENTACLERAPEPORN. Wait, that migh actually be fappab- GAH TENTACLECTHULURAPE. Flippertigibbet.

And that’s it.

Final thought of the day: Demonbane is a MAGICAL BISHIE SHOW. NOT A MECHA SHOW.