A Hamster Public Service Announcement – Yes, Japanese Women might feel a bit overwhelmed by 2D Females, most of them avoid the creeps who like them

July 22, 2010 at 8:00 am 3 comments


Yes, everyone has probably heard about HOW JAPANESE WOMEN MIGHT FEEL INADEQUATE TO THEIR 2-DIMENSIONAL COUNTERPARTS. It’s a bit too bloody obvious since 2D females were made by males (mostly), for males. And by males, I mean the otaku.

You can’t exactly beat the likes of Kyou and Kudo, especially when they’re tailor-made to appeal to… … … whatever the heck they’re supposed to appeal. (Other than you-know-where)

But yeah, fact is, GUESS WHERE THE GROUNDBREAKING NEWS CAME FROM?

OH EMM GEE, source tracking lists SANKAKU COMPLEX [all sankaku links are nsfw, people] for the SOURCE.

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX. 

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX.

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX.

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX.

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX.

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX.

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX.

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX.

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX.

FUCKING SANKAKU COMPLEX.

IT’S A FUCKING SANKAKU ARTICLE, PEOPLE. YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

You all had better read Matt Alt and get your facts straight.

HuffPo Article

…Via Geekomatic

…Via Kotaku

…Via Sankaku…

from the original article at Livedoor.

Of course, that means most Japanese females are actively repulsed (if not outright hate, and would scourge Japan with high-powered weaponry and flamethrowers if given the chance) by the mere notion of guys falling in love with 2D females. Yes, they know that they might be unable to tear guys away from their computers, fake women and dakis, but they also hate that idea, and most of them actively avoid (and would beat up, again, if allowed) any guy who professes their love for 2D females.

But where was I? Oh yeah.

Stop reading Sankaku Complex, people. The porn’s not worth the yellow journalism, and for fuck’s sake, you can get porn ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET..

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Tyrenol  |  July 22, 2010 at 8:52 am

    I concur. If you want REAL news, get it from CNN.

    Because, you know. “EVERYBODY LOVES FOX.” Everyone also breathes air. But people die without (clean) air; they’re just fine without FOX. :P

    Yes. Guys should get some air and exercise. Stop playing dating sims; especially spitty ones like CLANNAIDS.

    Reply
  • 2. Ray  |  July 22, 2010 at 9:07 am

    lol. Finally, somebody stood up and said it.

    Reply
  • 3. Vlad  |  August 12, 2010 at 4:13 am

    Who takes Sankaku Complex seriously?

    I’m a regular over there only because I enjoy the lunacy of the posters’ infighting and Artefact’s “journalism”, which is nothing above of myopic tabloid grade.

    Reply

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