THE CHEST WAR – Why dickgirls.

Personally, I don’t mind if I had a girl who is flat-chested. It’ll take a bit more creativity, but if you really love her, her lack of breast tissue is no problem.

And I do like me them breasts. And TITS.

Unfortunately, no one is going to see it that way, since people want to take sides and ream shinn in the butthole.

Also I am starting to watch Simoun, which is the main thrust of the whole argument.

Simoun shows you can have have dicks on girls just fine, so why argue over chest size?

DICKGIRLS – THE THIRD OPTION. EVERYONE WINS.

(It was either this or giant robots. Giant robots are the fourth option, mind. Fifth option is Traps.)

Blogger snaps from watching ZZ Gundam, calls it the best Gundam show ever

-Additional reporting from a crazed hobo in the street assisted by a guinea pig with a giant flamethrower

The anime blogger better known as ghostlightning, lover of mecha, currently married with a child, and all-around decent fellow has finally lost his mind.

In trying to review ZZ Gundam, he had to consume 47 painful episodes of pure terror and Bandai mass-marketing to even write a half-decent review.

No one knows when he finally snapped, but experts assume that he lost his mind at around episodes 1 and 2.

In his eventual review, he would show/write the following:

• Calling Judau Ashita the pinnacle of human evolution
• Noted bit characters that no one cared about
• Accused Haman Karn of loving Judau when everyone knows she wants Char’s penis loves Char
  
• Used a terrible 4chan meme
• Approved of lolicon and shinn87′s approach to females
• Bright Noa sexually abusing a chicken
• Mentioned Aztec Space Ninjas even though ZZ Gundam is not G Gundam

In the comments section, he would further show signs of madness, such as:

• Telling someone to go back to his Touhoes
• I wish he got Garma end.
• LIVE ON /geass
• I conquered NOTHING. I AM STILL SINGING ANIME JA NAI TO MY BABY DAUGHTER.
• ONE SHIP, FOUR MOBILE SUITS, ONE TEAM, GO GUNDAM TEAM!
• This bloody comment
• I HOPE ZZ GUNDAM BECOMES THE BEST 10 THINGS YOU EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE

He was last seen singing to his child. No one knows what happened next.