WHAT THING IS THIS

In which der hamster glimpses the new episode of Haruhi.

Owen is tsundere for omo.

I totally have no idea over what’s going on, but it seems like Owen and omo are dissing each other. For reasons I have no idea of.

But I don’t give a flying fuck. Mostly because Hinano has got the RIGHT IDEA.

I APPROVE OF YAOI.

Hinano just needs to throw in DM (Hurr Hurr Hurr) and we have YAOI ORGY.

YAOI ORGY FUCK YES. R18 BUTTSEX FTW.

LESS COMIC, MORE FULL-BLOWN DOOZIN.

K-ON om nom nom

This post is now a K-On post.

K-On is cute (THEY ARE ALL BLOBS D:). K-On is a bit more coherent than Lucky Star. K-On has lesbian ojous.

…Strangely enough, this does not disturb me at all.

(Yes, Mugi is a lesbian. I think that just about puts her on par with Mio.)

NO THERE WILL BE NO PIX OF MIO UNTIL I SEE ONE MIO X MUGI PIC OR DOOZIN.

KAWAMORI’S SECRET SHAME.

Macross 7: Fleet of the Strongest Women is the episode that Kawamori does NOT want you to see. In 25 minutes, he takes the original Macross, and proceeds to rip everything you know and love about the original Macross to confetti, throws it in your face, and proceeds to squick your brains with his demented version of what actually happens when Basara is in charge.

Yes, that is Fleet of the Strongest Women in a nutshell. And I think I’m doing it favors.

BUT ANYHOO, it still has some of the most recockulous moments in Macross 7. I’ll start from the beginning:

Imagine this face whenever I use “:|”

Miho Miho: Captain, we have video footage from the scout fleet!
Captain MAX JENIUS: Put it on the screen.
*screen shows the scout fleet is BEING OWNED HARDCORE.
Captain MAX JENIUS:
Sally: We have found the enemy.
*screen shows THE ENEMY FLEET, which totally has over 9000 ships.
Exedore: It looks like a rogue Meltrandi ship is kicking our collective behinds.
Captain MAX JENIUS, Exedore:
*Sound Force SORTIES
Sally: Sound Force is launching!
Captain MAX JENIUS:

Milia is totally and completely tsundere for Max

Mayor MILIA FARINA JENIUS : I am aware that we are getting our asses kicked by rogue Meltrandi.
Captain MAX JENIUS : We must negotiate a peace treaty in the only way we can. I require your assistance, Mayor Millia.
Mayor MILIA FARINA JENIUS : We’re the only ones who can do this, right?
Captain MAX JENIUS : Yes. Please.

Later, in the Meltran FlagShip…

Tranquil : What brings you here, Commander Millia?
Chloe : She’s not the ace anymore, Advisor Tranquil, just plain old Millia Farina now.
Mayor MILIA FARINA JENIUS : No, I’m Millia Farina Jenius, and I am married to this man over here.
Tranquil : What is this “marriage”?
Captain MAX JENIUS : We have a mutual understanding, and are married.
Mayor MILIA FARINA JENIUS : Also, we have children.
Chloe : Huh?
Mayor MILIA FARINA JENIUS : Children made naturally, WITH WILD CRAZY MONKEY SEX, and not in iron wombs.
Chloe : Nonsense!
Mayor MILIA FARINA JENIUS : …Very Well. I’m going to have to show you something. Max, if you will.

ONCE ON THE FLOOR…

Mayor MILIA FARINA JENIUS : Max, let’s get this straight. I’m doing this to stop a needless conflict, and not because I still like you or anything.
Captain MAX JENIUS : Okay.
*KISSU KISSU KISSU
Chloe: WTF
All the Meltrans: D:
*MAX KISSES HARDER
*MILLIA RESPONDS WILLINGLY (see, totally tsundere.)
Tranquil : PROTOCULTURE TAINT D:

Lynn Minmei has lost her relevance.

Dr. Chiba : LAUNCH THE REPAIRED UNITS 2 AND 3.
Ray: Eh?
Dr. Chiba : IT IS TIME FOR SOUND FORCE TO LIVE UP TO IT’S HISTORY.
Mylene : History? You don’t mean…
Dr. Chiba :YES. IT IS TIME TO MAKE MYLENE, WHO IS TOTALLY A ROCK STAR,  SING LIKE LYNN MINMEI.

MOVING ON…

Mylene : AI OBOTE IMA SUKA~
*Meltrans take off suddenly. (Actually, they are all gay for Mylene now.)
Tranquil : All the Meltrans have taken off!
Mayor MILLIA FARINA JENIUS : WTF
Captain MAX JENIUS : Mylene is no Minmei.
Ray: WTF
Mylene : I can’t do it, Ray!

, Part 2.

I know he’s blushing, and I don’t care. This is Exedore’s face.

UN Spacy Fleet Officer #485 : KILL ALL MELTRANS. FUCK YOU.
Exedore : Our Captain and Mayor are at their flagship discussing peace.
UN Spacy Fleet Officer #485 : FUCK YOU. KILL ALL MELTRANS, THIS IS AN ORDER.
Exedore : …Very well. Battle 7 will transform and proceed to attack the enemy.
Miho Miho : But the Captain and the Mayor!
Exedore : Please repeat my orders.
*Miho does so.

Sally : All contact with the captain and the mayor has been cut off!
Exedore :
UN Spacy Fleet Officer #485 : SEE! THEY ARE EVIL. KILL ALL MELTRANS.
Exedore : Transform, and charge the Macross Cannon.
Miho Miho : D: But Exedore-
Exedore : Please repeat my orders.

UN Spacy Fleet Officer #485 : KILL ALL MELTRANS
Exedore : Fire the Macross Cannon, but point the gun up.
Miho Miho : But Exedore! It will-
Exedore : Please repeat my order, Ensign Miho.

Sally’s WTF face is the cutest of them all.

Sally : …The Macross Cannon Missed.
Sally : …But Basara’s song worked.
Exedore: :3
UN Spacy Fleet Officer #485 : Y U DO DIS
Exedore : I’m rusty at giving orders, so I was a little off.
UN Spacy Fleet Officer #485 : FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Exedore : …I’m still a long way from being fleet commander.
Miho Miho : Exedore, you were great!
Sally : We’ll have to go on a date!
Exedore : You’re embarrassing me.

…And this is how we culture shock Meltrans in Macross 7.

*DEFOLD!
Basara : YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
*Basara LAUNCHES THE GIANT BAZOOKA SPEAKER POD.
*BASARA ROCKS OUT!
Chloe : FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
CHLOE LAUNCHES!
Mylene : MINMEI DIDN’T DO THAT!
Ray : WTF
Chloe : WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Basara : NEKKI BASARA!
Chloe : KANTRAN DE BASARA CULTURE!!!!!
*SCREAMING MELTRAN FANGIRLS
*Chloe is now a screaming Basara fangirl.
*EVEN MORE SCREAMING MELTRAN FANGIRLS.

I think the bigger shame is that I LOVED THIS EPISODE.

And yes, this is truly Kawamori’s secret shame.

I have finished Macross 7

And it was AWESOME.

SO AWESOME.

A++ WOULD WATCH AGAIN.

9001/10

Will cover the encore episodes and KAWAMORI’S SECRET SHAME (Fleet of the Strongest Women, suffice to say it takes the core of Macross 7 way too far) later.

Macross 7: Episode 40 CHECKPOINT

And you said I was crazy.

• Man, people weren’t lying when they said the music gets kicked up a notch. Remember 16, Holy Lonely Night, That other song Mylene sings, SUBMARINE STREET. Sweet.
• The answer to every problem is to SING HARDER. Whether it be waking a sleeping SPESS FAE, defeating the enemy, or almost getting beaten to a pulp. Note to self: If Anima Spiritia can be explained and weaponized, the first application of it is for Missile defense.
• Basara’s insane single-mindedness to his dream/vision/insanity is so amazing, it made Gigil shed manly tears.  AWESOME.
• Related to above point: GIGIL SINGS. FUCK YES GIGIL IS THE MOST AWESOME CHARACTER EVER.
• Related to above point: GIGIL DIES. SINGING. T_T Y U DO DIS GIGIL T_T
• Gavil: SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOW YOU THE BEAUTY OF THE COCKSLAP.
• Valgo: MOAR EPISODES PLOX. He could have been awesome.
• Gepelnitch is awesome. But that doesn’t stop him from having ridiculous ideas. Seriously, AI-CONTROLLED VALKS? LAME.
• Related to above point: AI-controlled Valks? LAMEST SECRET WEAPON EVER. Gavil’s noise-controlling technology was way cooler.
• MY SONG IS THE SONG THAT WILL PIERCE THIS ASTEROID. No wait.
• Basara gives us the best way to deal with tabloids: IGNORE.
• Related to above point: BASARA X GAMLIN. IT. SHALL. BE. SO! (Basara X Gamlin is now DRMCANON.)
• Gamlin admits Basara is awesome. And no, this is in no way related to the above point.

…Just about almost every character in the show is awesome. Even Basara, whom people see as a selfish jerk (which I would agree, technically, since his dream/vision/insanity takes precedence before anything else). YES, EVEN THE STUPID BLONDE GIRL WHO WAITS FOR BASARA TO GIVE HIM A BUNCH OF FLOWERS IS AWESOME.

Except Gavil. Who probably is more annoying than Navi.

Will check in after I’m done with the TV series.

On a completely unrelated note: Macross 7 Dynamite has LOLI IN MIZUGI (yes, full-blooded Meltrandi loli. In a one-piece.) and SPESS WHALES DONGS. Also pants-blowingly awesome. The latter is probably illegal in most states.

tl;dr: WATCH THIS SHOW.