How are anibloggers coping with the new season?

• ghostlightning: Made me do this.
• Danny Choo: Whored out Mirai (Yes, dakis count as whoring out )
• THAT : Tried on a new theme and it almost killed them.
• Scrumptious: Got killed by malicious software. Thankfully, they bought clones.
• Baka-Raptor: Whored himself out.
• Jason Miao: Remains painfully stupid.
• Kurogane: Almost got killed by watching K-On Episode 4.
• tj_han: Took a psychology course that sucked out all the funny out of him by Freud appearing in his dreams and then fucking what was left of tj_han’s funny.
• Zaitcev: Remains painfully Russian. While planning to overthrow Georgia (and some say Romania) with moé.
• Patrick Macias: Released a new HOT TEARS OF SHAME.
• wildarmsheero: Contines to be a bright spark in this desolate wasteland, putting out PORN for the masses.
• sdshamsel: Killed Geocities.
• Kabitzin: Two words. Owen and Twitter. Their era of pure win is coming to an end.
• Stripey and Zyl: Have gone for the painfully irrevelant route by posting old reviews.
• omo: Is going for the Nobel Prize by trying to cure insomnia.
• DarkMirage: UuuuuuuuuUHhhhhhhhhhh… … …
• Kaioshin: Made me rage for no good reason.
• Cameron Probert: Has decided to pick up the keyboard and write.
• lolikit: Died.
• jpmeyer and Hinano: GOT MARRIED WTF I FORGOT
• DrmChsr0: Is currently not watching the new season due to losing a most maly fight to the death with his computer, which decided to curbstomp him so many times A Certain Doctor Gregory House had to be called in to perform life-saving surgery while singlehandedly making sure the funny could not be churned out anymore.

KING OF HEROES, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH LINKS?

EDITORZ: I FORGOT JP AND HINANO WHY I DO DIS

Dengeki Daioh pays several artists several million yen to run my sanity into the ground

Sources extremely close to Japan states that Dengeki Daioh has just decided to declare war on what is left of my collective sanity (and thankfully, not on my wallet).

As a commeration of their 15 years of not declaring war on anybody’s sanity and existence, they have decided to have a heroine’s gallery (of sorts) where they will pay several artists several million yen each to draw weapons of mass dis-traction, er, I mean, popular females from Dengeki Daioh.

And now, I will go through the lineup and hope NOT to get early injuries before theyeven launch their collective assault.

• Aoki Ume (Hidamari Sketch) x ToHeart [OW MY NUTBLADDER]
  
• Akane Kotetsu (Vandread manga) x ToHeart
• Ayakura Jyuu (Spice & Wolf novel art) x Toaru kagaku no railgun [Pffffffffffffffffffft.]
  
• Arufa (Sharin no kuni game) x Toradora! [T_T]
  
• Itou Noizi (Haruhi novel art, Shana novel art) x Toradora! [GAH]
  
• Ishikei (NiseMIDIdoronokai) x Kashimashi ~girl meets girl~ [SOMEBODY HELP ME]
  
• Ueda Yumehito (True Tears anime) x Toaru kagaku no railgun [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
  
• okama (all sorts of cool stuff) x GUNSLINGER GIRL
  
• Kuroboshi Kouhaku (Kino no tabi novel art) x ToHeart [O_O]
  
• KEI (Vocaloid 2 Hatsune Miku etc) x Ichigo Mashimaro [BLARG]
  
• Kouga Yun (LOVELESS) x GUNSLINGER GIRL
  
• Kotamaru (Twinkle Crusaders, Prism Ark) x Shingetsutan Tsukihime [...I'm so dead.]
  
• Kobayashi Jin (School Rumble) x Azumanga Daioh [NO NOT THAT COMBO.]
  
• Kobuichi (Zetsubou, SNOW) x Shingetsutan Tsukihime [ZETSUBOU SHI- It's not Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?]
  
• Komatsu E-ji (planetarian, Iriya no sora) x Daioh Heroines [O_O, T_T ZETSUBOU SHITA!]
  
• Satou Shouji (Highschool of the dead) x Azumanga Daioh
  
• Shiina Yuu (Legend of heroes 6) x Shakugan no Shana
  
• Sumaku Jungo (Carbon Base) x Ichigeki sacchuu!! Hoihoi-san
  
• Sogabe Shuuji (Senko no Ronde) x Azumanga Daioh
  
• Tomoseshunsaku (Akatsuki no goei) x ToHeart
  
• Nanao Naru (D.C., ef, Suika) x Kokoro Toshokan
  
• Haga Yui (Lotte no omocha!) x Ninin ga Shinobuden
  
• Harada Takehito (Disgaea series) x Ichigo Mashimaro [FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf]
  
• Fujima Takuya (Negima!? NEO, Nanoha Vivid) x ToHeart
  
• Miyama Zero (Princess Bride) x Shakugan no Shana
  
• Miwa Shirou (GUILTY GEAR XX / -SLASH-) x GUNSLINGER GIRL
  
• Muririn (Nanami to Konomi no oshiete A.B.C) x Toradora!
  
• Yuuki Hagure (WIRE FRAME) x Kashimashi ~girl meets girl~
  
• Youta (SH@PPLE) x Kokoro Toshokan
  
• Yoshizaki Mine (Keroro Gunso, Otomedius) x Ninin ga Shinobuden [*sounds of breaking glass]
  
• refeia (Devils Devel Concept) x Ichigeki sacchuu!! Hoihoi-san
  
• Ryouka (Akane iro ni somaru saka game) x Kemeko DX [*Sounds of utter despair]
  
• Watashiya Kaworu (Kodomo no jikan) x Kemeko DX [*sounds of- CTHULHU FTHAGN]

GAH I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH HPS TO LAST THE REAL ATTACK. I AM SO DEAD.

…At least there’s no Feena

Also not funny.