Archive for March 31, 2009
How to make Frontier even more JAWSOME (I kid you not)
Oh yeah, speaking about my massive boner for the quality trolls at Colony Drop, I read their criticism about Macross Frontier.
Yes I love Macross Frontier, yes, I remembered love, but these guys are right. Macross Frontier CAN be better, even if Episode 25 is the most beautiful Deus Ex Machina I have ever seen.
So, Macross Frontier: The Jawsomeing.
- First of all, we actually axe Luca and that random big-tit girl who happens to be Ranka’s friend. And replace them with cooler characters. Or not.
- Secondly, KILL SHERYL. As much as I liked the epic medley of songs at the end, it isn’t really worth saving Sheryl for it. We have to force a decision. And much character growth. That, and we can always have SHERYL’S GHOST perform epic medley if need be
- Third, expand on Alto’s backstory AND GIVE HIM SOME BACKBONE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Make his supposed “estrangement” a giant misunderstanding of epic proportions (his father would have supported him anyway, father was really pissed and didn’t mean it and has tried to make amends) and make us all see Alto’s raging against the machine was all for NOTHING. And then we make Alto’s father SLAP HIM. After Alto realizing that Alto was RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE for NOTHING. Oh yes. Alto deserves all the slappings he should have gotten.
- More on Michel’s past, and for crying out loud, more Michel X Klan. And yeah, make Mr. Pretty Boy Sniper actually risk his life for the loli at least a few times before he becomes like that Norweigan Blue.
- Expand on the BAD GUYS. And explain WHY BILRER LOEV MINMAY. WHY BILRER LOEV MINMAY. WHY BILRER LOEV MINMAY. *nerd rages
Hey stupid t-shirt makers, White Wolf Called.
They want that shirt pulled because that shirt is an insult to EXALTED, and White Wolf (though if you ask me, White Wolf are doing a good job of insulting themselves.).
No White Wolf does not want that shirt pulled, but I do. It’s an insult to the EXALTED line
I AM AN EXALTED FAN, CLEAVE ME WITH AN ORICHALUM GRAND GOREMAUL, WHY DON’T YOU.
This horrible T-shirt is brought to you by Off World Designs, Hinano, and White Wolf.
Speaking of Hinano…
Yes, I heard. Congratulations are in order, and a pie in your face and a hamster on jp’s head for you :3
Have a happy life together, you lovebirds, AND DON’T GET DIVORCED




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