OH GEASS NO.

WARNING: TOTAL BS AHEAD. Except the Orange-kun hijack. That actually happened.

So, Code Geass (which is totally not gay at all *shakes a hamsterfist at Sunrise and LOL BANDAI for being dicks and not turning it into a delicious GAY END) has end-

Wait WTF WAS THAT.

MY NAME, IS ORANGE-KUN, AND I AM FABULOUS! Also I have come to save this shitty totally not yaoiriffic show with my FABULOUSNESS. And oranges. I have a monopoly on oranges. So there. AWAY!

FUCK YOU FABULOUS ORANGE-KUN, RUINING THE YAOI WITH YOUR FABULOUSNESS AND ORANGES.

Oh wait, he’s gone. Time for FUN.

I did not totally not shop a penis in there.

And Lelouche dies. Because his gay lover friend Suzaku decided that he should die. BY VENTRICULAR INTERCOUSE. Man Suzaku’s penis is long. (Educational message of the day: Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT stick your penis into someone’s still-beating heart. It’s creepy and someone will DIE.) And Ougi gets married to Viletta or something. And Xing-ke gets arrested for being a pedo. And Bandai laughs all the way to the bank, using it’s profits from Code Geass to sue the ever loving penis out of some poor schmucks in Singapore.

A happy ending was had by all. Well, unless you were the poor schmucks in Singapore being sued by Bandai. Or were wishing that Code Geass exploded into a yaoi orgy. Because Orange-kun hijacked it. So there.

AND THAT’S THE WAY CODE GEASS CRUMBLES.

PS: CC becomes Yuka. True story.  See attached pic for evidence.

She totally will fire danmaku in about 9000 years. And fire giant frakken laser beams (which will then be stolen by an ordinary witch) and gain mastery over flowers. And gets horny for a firefly youkai who dresses like a BOY. I am totally not making this up. Yep, Lelouche was too interested in BUTTSEX that poor CC became a lesbian.