Remaining Sense Of FUJINON

Der Crazy Hamster Theater Presents:

Kara no Kyokai: Remaining Sense Of Pain (Featuring Mostly Fujinon)

This is Fujinon. She is made of Magare, appendicitis, and love.

Oh yes we love Fujinon. We loev her so much.

This is Kokuto Azaka. She is made of tsundere, boobs, and WTFIAMONFIRE. Note that Fujinon has moar boobs.

O SNAPZ A WILD SHIKI APPEARS. WHAT WILL AZAKA DO!

> ARGUE WITH SHIKI

Ignore Azaka. She is clearly inferior to Fujinon.

No really, we don’t have any Fujinon porn. She’s been through enough. Go rape Miku instead, you sickos.

If you don’t believe me that MIkiya is truly a human Google, you must live under a 286 or something.

The only reason she’s feeling pain is because YOU HIT HER FUCKING SPINE. HER FUCKING SPINE.

Shiki is truly the queen of tsunderes. SO TSUNDERE~

No srsly, it’s smoke porn.

Spoiler: The name on the cards read “Araya Souren”. He is the BBEG of the novels.

Mikiya: Shit be so pimp.

Rain porn. The aftermath. Mikiya was fortunate to get out alive.

Touko must have taken lessons from that guy in Initial D. Note the drifting.

I think we all learned a valuable lesson here.

This is the Broad Bridge. Touko does not like it very much.

WTF SHIKI HOW COULD YOU MISS

BOOM HEADSH- Waaaait, she missed.

“I’ll show you the meaning of killing things!”

This is an epic recovery by Shiki.

Ooh, pretty Psychic effects. Must be more porn. MAGARE PORN.

NO, I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO KILL THINGS. (Also HOLY SHIT. SHE SLICES THROUGH MAGARES LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER.)

WHY SO SERIOUS, FUJINO?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT. WHY DOES SHE ENJOY INDISCRIMINATE MURDER?

RIP Broad Bridge. You will NOT be missed.

SHIT NUUUU WHY MUST THE BIG BREASTED ONES SUFFER GRIEVOUS INJURIES

Because of this, Kara no Kyokai is secretly a HAREM SHOW D:

Is she showing mercy? NO. Dr. House told her to do an operation using her powers. It was the only way to cure Fujinon’s appendicitis.

Touko proposes to make a new arm for Shiki. Unfortunately, Shiki will break that fukken arm in a battle with an astral projection. No rly.

SHE’S ALIVE SHE’S ALIVE ISN’T IT WONDERFUL.

Run for cover. Dere Shiki has the power of over 9000 Guchukos. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN- *BLARG

Fuck yes this is the best movie series ever! Naysayers Notwithstanding! Also I want to have ufotable’s manbabies. Though that would be undeniably creepy.

NEXT TIME ON: KARA NO KYOKAI

SHIKI’S POWERS AWAKEN. Will she ever be the same again? Will Mikiya finally bone her? And other stuff? TUNE IN NEXT SCREENING, FOLKS!

EXTRA SCENE:

IT’S NOT LUPUS! IT’S APPENDICITIS! AND SHE HAS NOT MUCH TIME LEFT TO LIVE!

Drm Note: There’s a ton of things I’d like to write about regarding Kara no Kyokai, but that comes later, AFTER the movies are done. And maybe after I learn some Japanese. Also Fujinon is not my favorite character. Second favorite.  My favorite character will not even get a showing, and she’s central to the sixth chapter/movie. SO SAD T_T

Dost thine eyes deceiveth me?

From Del Ray:

FAUST 1

ABOUT THIS BOOK
A stunning new collection of fiction inspired by the fantastic world of manga–and featuring artwork by the best in the business, including

“The Garden of Sinners,” (better known as “Kara no Kyoukai”) by Kinoko Nasu (illustrated by Takashi Takeuchi [TYPE-MOON]): Too many young girls are flying and dying. It has to stop–and only Shiki can put an end to it.

Yessir, Kara no Kyoukai is being localized.

Excuse me while I fart in your general direction.