9 MOAR DAYS TO THE END OF BASIC TRAINING.

Silly walkan to THE ARMY

I’LL BE BACH (and not in a box )

Whole INTERNETS is BABIES

B’AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (Ayda (made of pangolin and cute and tsundere and win) belongs to Jeanstealer (made of “I HAET FURRIES”, win and moar win), also sup/tg/),

Because fansubban is SRS BSNSS. Very SRS BSNSS.

Jaka is babies. Kristen is babies. Everyone who says Chihiro sucks behind their backs is babies. Everyone is babies. Chihiro is babies My grammar is babies. My expurgated lungs is babies. Heck, if I have something else to add, I’m babies too.

Fucking fansubban dorama.

WHY SO SERIOUS, INTERNETS? (Delicious Joker pic from Lolcron, a sup/tg/ drawfag with mad skillz)

Now if you excuse me… … …

I have a sandvich to eat.

Remaining Sense Of FUJINON

Der Crazy Hamster Theater Presents:

Kara no Kyokai: Remaining Sense Of Pain (Featuring Mostly Fujinon)

This is Fujinon. She is made of Magare, appendicitis, and love.

Oh yes we love Fujinon. We loev her so much.

This is Kokuto Azaka. She is made of tsundere, boobs, and WTFIAMONFIRE. Note that Fujinon has moar boobs.

O SNAPZ A WILD SHIKI APPEARS. WHAT WILL AZAKA DO!

> ARGUE WITH SHIKI

Ignore Azaka. She is clearly inferior to Fujinon.

No really, we don’t have any Fujinon porn. She’s been through enough. Go rape Miku instead, you sickos.

If you don’t believe me that MIkiya is truly a human Google, you must live under a 286 or something.

The only reason she’s feeling pain is because YOU HIT HER FUCKING SPINE. HER FUCKING SPINE.

Shiki is truly the queen of tsunderes. SO TSUNDERE~

No srsly, it’s smoke porn.

Spoiler: The name on the cards read “Araya Souren”. He is the BBEG of the novels.

Mikiya: Shit be so pimp.

Rain porn. The aftermath. Mikiya was fortunate to get out alive.

Touko must have taken lessons from that guy in Initial D. Note the drifting.

I think we all learned a valuable lesson here.

This is the Broad Bridge. Touko does not like it very much.

WTF SHIKI HOW COULD YOU MISS

BOOM HEADSH- Waaaait, she missed.

“I’ll show you the meaning of killing things!”

This is an epic recovery by Shiki.

Ooh, pretty Psychic effects. Must be more porn. MAGARE PORN.

NO, I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO KILL THINGS. (Also HOLY SHIT. SHE SLICES THROUGH MAGARES LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER.)

WHY SO SERIOUS, FUJINO?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT. WHY DOES SHE ENJOY INDISCRIMINATE MURDER?

RIP Broad Bridge. You will NOT be missed.

SHIT NUUUU WHY MUST THE BIG BREASTED ONES SUFFER GRIEVOUS INJURIES

Because of this, Kara no Kyokai is secretly a HAREM SHOW D:

Is she showing mercy? NO. Dr. House told her to do an operation using her powers. It was the only way to cure Fujinon’s appendicitis.

Touko proposes to make a new arm for Shiki. Unfortunately, Shiki will break that fukken arm in a battle with an astral projection. No rly.

SHE’S ALIVE SHE’S ALIVE ISN’T IT WONDERFUL.

Run for cover. Dere Shiki has the power of over 9000 Guchukos. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN- *BLARG

Fuck yes this is the best movie series ever! Naysayers Notwithstanding! Also I want to have ufotable’s manbabies. Though that would be undeniably creepy.

NEXT TIME ON: KARA NO KYOKAI

SHIKI’S POWERS AWAKEN. Will she ever be the same again? Will Mikiya finally bone her? And other stuff? TUNE IN NEXT SCREENING, FOLKS!

EXTRA SCENE:

IT’S NOT LUPUS! IT’S APPENDICITIS! AND SHE HAS NOT MUCH TIME LEFT TO LIVE!

Drm Note: There’s a ton of things I’d like to write about regarding Kara no Kyokai, but that comes later, AFTER the movies are done. And maybe after I learn some Japanese. Also Fujinon is not my favorite character. Second favorite.  My favorite character will not even get a showing, and she’s central to the sixth chapter/movie. SO SAD T_T

Dost thine eyes deceiveth me?

From Del Ray:

FAUST 1

ABOUT THIS BOOK
A stunning new collection of fiction inspired by the fantastic world of manga–and featuring artwork by the best in the business, including

“The Garden of Sinners,” (better known as “Kara no Kyoukai”) by Kinoko Nasu (illustrated by Takashi Takeuchi [TYPE-MOON]): Too many young girls are flying and dying. It has to stop–and only Shiki can put an end to it.

Yessir, Kara no Kyoukai is being localized.

Excuse me while I fart in your general direction.

We can has Churuya-san animooted

From teh zepy:

Announced in Shounen Ace, they’re going to animate the 4 koma manga Suzumiya Haruhi-chan no Yuutsu, and also the all famous Churuya-san at the same time. It looks like they’ll both be aired via Youtube.

>>>and also the all famous Churuya-san at the same time

>>>the all famous Churuya-san

>>>Churuya-san

That is all you need to know.

WHY AM I SO BEE

WHY AM I SO BEE (ARTISTS PLOX)

Ahem, so I got an extra day off due to fail fever. So I’m back. Kinda.

SLEEPY PANGOLIN IS SLEEPY (O HAI JEANSTEALER)

Excuse me while I curl up and sleep and then stare at naked breasts and cough up my lungs.

All Pix are from the sup/tg/ Paintchat archive, located at YOUR MOM. Also these pix are private stuffs.

Fruit Defense!

…Yeah, might be unavailable for another 2 weeks due to FRUIT DEFENSE.

Man’s life, modern army, etc.

For the last time, Ryogi Shiki is NOT yandere.

Fuck you that’s Fujinon (will elaborate later)

So, Murder Speculation (part 1).

I had no idea what I was watching, and it was awesome. Then I refreshed my memory, and I was even more marveled.

WARNING: INCOMING SPOILERS.

The basic story: Mikiya and SHiki like each other. Shiki has 3 2 different personalities. The LOL I R TEH REBEL side and the LOL I R MURDERAN side. And Mikiya’s the human Google machine. The guys at Google got nothing on him. A rather slow-paced highschool sequence of Mikiya with Shiki, then WHAMMO! His inept (but mildly useful) uncle, Akimi Daisuke Ono, busts in, telling Mikiya about the murders (Shiki loev blood, and no, she did not kill them, even though it looks like she did) Then there’s this mysterious guy who accuses Shiki for having murderous PMS 4 times (IT WAS THAT RAT-BASTARD SHIRAZUMI LIO WHO KILLED THEM ALL AND WAS THAT GUY WHO SPOKE TO SHIKI). Ends with Shiki wounding Mikiya, saying something about wanting to stick it in his pooper kill him, and then CUT TO HOSPITAL.

It’s rather slow because we’re seeing Shiki through Mikiya’s eyes, who, for a freaking human Google machine, is pretty slow indeed. ALso Cat Len plushies. In both white and black versions.

And now, pretty pix.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOO- Errr… Shiki loev blood.

Yes People, that’s Mikiya’s uncle. He looks inept.

FUCK YOU LIO GTFO AND DIE BEFORE SHIKI KILLS YOU

Normal guy on the left, a psycho on the right. And everything’s fine. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…………

THIS IS NO ZAKU SHIKI MIKIYA! NO ZAKU SHIKI!

Next thing you know, Mikiya’s gonna spout off “I’LL PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH MY DRILL!”. Secretly, I think he’s Kamina.

I think Shiki worships Khorne secretly. That’s how she gets her rapetastic powers. Either that or her family are all Eversors.

Khorne demands Mikiya. No Rly. I have no idea why.

This is a fact: The red ones ALWAYS go faster. Just ask Char and dem Orkz.

[insert buttsex joke here] Also, Tzeentch won the poker match, and demanded that Khorne surrender Mikiya for his shenanigans. JUST AS PLANNED.

BUT WHAT I REALLY WANNA DO TO YOU IS J-J-J-JAM IT IN.

Mikiya is not that guy wit the unconscious girl fetish. Also, he gets the girl, unlike that other limp noodle. That, and he’d be dead in 17 or more pieces if he actually did that.

NEXT EPISODE:

THERE IS FUJINON NEXT EPISODE. THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

And that is all.

FUCK YOU I’M IN THE ARMY

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

3 DAYS. AND LESS. PROBABLY LESS.

No Hinano, I didn’t play your game. I was IN THE ARMY

…Yeah, that’s all I have to reply to :V

Now if you excuse me, I have some Kara no Kyoukai to watch.